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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:21 pm
Yoda: "Like a hooker the Dark Side is; nightime, seductive and joyful, but daytime, no money and strange rash have you."
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:09 pm
Windu: "They speak Basic in 'What'?"
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:08 am
Darth Bane: "Two there shall be; no more no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it. One shall there be, only if proceeding to two. Three is too many. Four, is right out."
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:31 pm
Young Yoda: Failed I have. Sad am I. Speach therapy, going nowhere it is.
Random other jedi: I dunno.I think it suits you. give it a couple hundred years and It'll be your trademark. Why I'll bet some nerds in a galaxy far away will even make a posting page where the whole point is to mimic you.
Young Yoda: Think so you do?
Random other jedi: Yes. I have forseen it.
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:11 pm
Anakin: We don't need Obi-Wan's help, I'm perfectly capable of screwing things up myself.
Anakin: *does what he's told surprised *
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:06 am
Rebels find a hole in the Tatoone Desert.
Rebel- Come out Palpatine I know your there!
Palp.*High Pitched voice* No, no one's here go away.
Rebel- Than why did you answer me?
Palp-*high pitched voice* Uhhh, this is a prerecorded message. I'm kinda buisy right now. The Emperor has alot to do so and is booked until Saturday. Please leave a message after the beeeeeeeep..
Rebel- *throws a thermal detenator in to the hole* You got 5 seconds to... *it explodes* oops.
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:15 am
Emperor: In order to make a more public image, we have redun the stormtrooper amror...SEND IN THE CLOWNS!
*stormies walk in, dressed like clowns, Vader followed, hes dressed like bozo*
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:48 pm
((oh I got one..))
Mace Windu: *to Kai-Ai-Mundi* Hey Picklehead!!
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:00 pm
Han: Take Her! She's the fastest ship in the fleet!
Lando: I'd thought you'd never say that. This time I won't lose her in a sabaac game like last time.
Han: What the? I didn't mean like that.
Lando: *already into the falcon* Sucka!
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:12 pm
Han:*singing in shower* I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel petty and witty and..*see's Leia* HEYYYY
Leia: eek
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 9:50 am
Any Jedi: Screw the lightsaber! I'm blasting this guy!
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 3:24 pm
((Actually, Kenobi is the only one I know that actually dislikes blasters. Everyone else just doesn't usually use one.))
Vader: You have disappointed me for the second to last time, Admiral!
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:14 pm
Cont:
Vader: Y'know, Actually, its wrong of me to even be mad at you for disapointing me. People fail all the time. Its part of human nature. so from thispoint on, I will no longer choke my subordinates!
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:17 pm
Cont
Vader: In fact, Instead of choaking them, ill let them find whats wrong..if they can fix it, we will give them a cookie...its a much more positive reinforcement plan....and we loose less admirals...know what, lets give them a gold star to..
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