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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 12:07 pm
Because Alpar wants me badly.
Why does Alpar want me?
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 7:05 pm
Because you are the reincarnation of his pet mouse.
Why is air travel so expensive?
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:04 am
Because gas prices are sooo low.
How badly did we beat our opposing softball team?
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:15 pm
Like our girl's softball team beat their opponents.
What was the score?
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:22 am
Subway. Where are my pants?
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:16 am
I'm wearing them.
what is my sexual orientation?
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:38 am
Straight as a ruler. ACTUAL ORIENTATION:she's a flexible ruler.
Why are we talking about sexual orientation?
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:20 am
because were cool like that
where do i live?
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:38 pm
voldemort city.
do you eat ramen with your toes?
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:20 pm
Yes, everyday. Yummm, toe jam..
Why is my hair blonde?
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:15 am
cause thats what rat pee does
whats in heaven?
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:17 pm
Every band there ever was. O.O ZAC AND JOSH FARRO!!!!*drool*
Did I get in a fight like I said I would?
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:32 pm
ness. (Yes and no)
Do cats swallow finger puppets while attacking chuck norris?
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:21 pm
Chuck Norris fed the finger puppets the cats, so that's pretty impossible for the cats to attack Chuck Norris.
I hate everything about you, why do I love you?
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:07 pm
bcuz I have the waffles
Why am I crazy?
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