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 Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 6:18 pm
Harry to Ginny: I'm tired of seeing you with Dean so, Avada Kedavra.
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:18 pm
[ CONVERSATION ]
Harry : Hermione, I've got something to tell you.
Hermione : So do I, Harry. I've been sleeping with Ron.
Harry : You too?
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:52 pm
_____One lovely morning, Harry was sitting in the Great Hall, eating his bacon and toast with his two best friends, Ron and Hermione. Hedwig droped a note on Harry's plate. He opened it to see a panicked note from his good friend, Hagrid. Harry read it, rolled his eyes, and then continued his toast. The note said:
HARRY, I SAW A SPIDER ON MY WINDOW!!!
I NEED YOU TO COME KILL IT, QUICK!!!
PLEASE HURRY, HARRY!!!!!
gonk
_____"What is it?" Hermione asked.
_____"Oh, it's just Hagrid, he needs me to go kill a spider for him."
_____Ron groaned, "That's the fifth one this week. Want me to go take care of it for you?"
_____Harry replied a little sternly, "Only if you can promise to actually kill it. Every time you just take them outside and free them in the trees, I have to deal with Hagrid sending me about a hundred notes about how he's sure it's gotten back inside to finish him off."
_____Ron blushed, "I guess you better do it, Harry. You know how I can't kill spiders, they're just so cute."
_____Harmione seemed to have remembered something, "Speaking of spiders. Ron, did you finish my essay on acromatula's?"
_____Ron sighed exasperated, "Yes I did, Hermione. But that essay was due yesterday. I gave it to you to turn in, don't you remember?"
_____Hermione gave a noncommittal shrug, "Oh, woops. That was the acromantula essay? I thought it was our transfiguration homework. Owell."
_____Harry shook his head with disbelief and Ron began to chastise Hermione for her lack of effort in her classes. He was voicing the usual empty threats about not helping her anymore when Harry, smirking a little, got up to go kill Hagid's terrible spider before class.
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:22 pm
_____After terrorizing them in the cave, Tom Riddle took Amy Benson and Dennis Bishop back to where the rest of the orphanage children were playing and watching the waves below.
_____Mrs. Cole, who had noticed the three's disappearance went up to them before they could disperse among the rest of the orphans. She addressed Tom, who was the oldest, "Where on earth have you three been, Tom? I was worried sick."
_____Tom Riddle looked at his feet nervously for about half a second before he looked up confidently at Mrs Cole and said, quite smoothly. "I'm so sorry, Mrs Cole. Amy, Dennis, and I just went to go get a scoop of ice cream when we saw some some interesting rocks and we just couldn't help exploring a little before coming back."
_____No sooner than Tom had finished telling this excellently dellivered lie, Dennis blurted out loudly, "When the f**** did we get ice cream!?!?!?!"((Sorry, I just couldn't help myself))
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:28 pm
A Catfight,
Mrs. Norris vs. Professor McGonagall
Mrs. Norris wins.
^The Fire and the Rose anyone?
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:32 pm
Yukina101 Fred Weasley to his twin George:
"So...I just read this comic called Ouran Host Club and I'm wondering....what's your thoughts on twincest?" I've been meaning to post this for a while: xd  And then my own quote: Collin: "No Harry! I will not take another picture of you. Stop asking!"
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 7:48 pm
Harry-I love my cousin Dudley!
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 12:42 pm
Okay this was an old one... but it sparked something for me. (it helps to imagine AVPM Voldemort's voice speaking) Broken_Heart_Music Wormtail: Master, can I ask you something?? Voldemort: WHAT!! Wormtail: Well, I was wondering... Voldemort: Wondering what?!? Wormtail: If you could help me with my arithmatic homework?? I should have never taken that class. Voldemort sighs heavily
"Alright, so long division is fairly simple... there's this wacky remainder thing, but trust me, just go with it."
"..and you carry the two..."
"There you go.. simple as that..."
...
A couple of weeks later
"Alright Wormtail, what have you brought me today... Ah Order of Operations! Good ol' PEMDAS... All you need to remember is 'Please Execute My Dumb A** Servants'....
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:30 am
Draco Malfoy : Galleons for all the poor people in Hogwarts!! Muggle-borns line up first!!
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:56 am
Cho to Harry: I know you love me, but I'm just going to completely deny you until my boyfriend dies, and then I'll kiss you, but don't worry, it wont mean anything.
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:28 pm
l_Angel_Baby_l Cho to Harry: I know you love me, but I'm just going to completely deny you until my boyfriend dies, and then I'll kiss you, but don't worry, it wont mean anything. ...You SURE she wouldn't say that?
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 7:11 am
Injustice-Shall-Fall l_Angel_Baby_l Cho to Harry: I know you love me, but I'm just going to completely deny you until my boyfriend dies, and then I'll kiss you, but don't worry, it wont mean anything. ...You SURE she wouldn't say that? Lol... Im guessing she would say it MENTALLY, but yea who knows?
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 7:21 am
l_Angel_Baby_l Injustice-Shall-Fall l_Angel_Baby_l Cho to Harry: I know you love me, but I'm just going to completely deny you until my boyfriend dies, and then I'll kiss you, but don't worry, it wont mean anything. ...You SURE she wouldn't say that? Lol... Im guessing she would say it MENTALLY, but yea who knows? Harry to Cho, in reply : That's okay! I'll just love you until Ginny breaks up with Dean and then you can ******** right off.
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:01 pm
Hagrid: "I think it's time to get a new pet... a kitten!"
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:40 am
Ron : I think it's time for a new pet... A tarantula!
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