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 Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 9:14 pm
Ivy stormed into the room. "THAT ROYAL b***h!!!"
Me: You finally read the post eh?
"I'm not even a threat to her! I don't even know who this is, what they look like, or if they're the reason that I look like a ******** chia pet and she orders me dead?! Oh, I'm going back to Arkham, covered in blood with a new rep and straight jacket!"
Me: c-calm down Pam... *back away* eek
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 9:30 pm
Mira: *whimpers* O^O WHY DO I HAVE TO DIE?! WHAT DID I DO?!?!?!? *sits and wails*
-_- Besides be a giant dragon........?
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 9:34 pm
Vixen smirked at Mira. "Your overload of cuteness gave the Queen a sweet tooth."
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 9:37 pm
Nightmare patted Mira's back "welcome to my world." Leo left his martini untouched "I'm not much of a drinker." Harvey downed his tequila "smartass screws a royal hag and thinks he deserves a metal." He signaled another round. Leonidas shook his head "I would agree, this a poor excuse for mead." Edward swatted Ivy's backside "you need to lighten up and have a drink on me." He threw a throwing knife at the chat's stereo which turned on and played that exact song
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 9:44 pm
Ivy's hand shot out around Edward's throat as she pulled his face inches to hers. "Listen to me. Enjoy your Queen. Screw her slap her around, role play. Strip her down an throw her on a ping pong table while shotgunning kamakaze's off her bare a**, because I'm tearing that bitches trachea out. There's only one person on this planet who has clearance to threaten my life and he's married to a damn coin." She shook him within her grip. "Don't tell me to lighten up!"
Me: Ivy you need to go to a therapist. So much hate for a city can't be healthy. Like seriously, she wasn't this pissy in No Man's Land.
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 9:49 pm
Edge half snickered and half coughed "you thought this out waaaaay much."
Harvey downed another shot "from experience, we've done afew of that."
Nightmare clapped his hands on his ears "lalalalala."
well technically, you aren't even in Metropolis any more Ivy...
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 9:50 pm
>< WHY did you have to say those things?! Great, now I gotta screen to make sure Eric isn't looking into ping pong tables ><
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 9:53 pm
She looked at Edge. "Oh, like you weren't thinking of doing that!"
She sighed. "Harvey, this is hardly the time to make small talk."
She sucked her teeth and crossed her arms. "Is my life going to be threatened every damn character arc? Can't I be written out like they did they original power rangers? Can't I magically go to Russia for the sake of science and diplomacy or something?"
Me: *laughs at Nightmare*
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 9:59 pm
Why Russia, its cold and full of drunks?
Edge snickered "I would devonge that information but their are minors present."
Two-Face sipped another shot "just saying."
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 10:03 pm
She rolled her eyes. "I'm going to take a nap before I blackout and wake up in Arkham."
Me: *mutters* again
Me: *shrugs* Maybe she wants to be a KGB scientist.
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 10:07 pm
Edge snickered "its the Hangover: Arkham Edition."
Nightmare pouted "I would like it if you don't go Russia."
Yeah, Nightmare is still turned on by British and Russian chicks with accents.
Nightmare felt his face heat up "no...."
Two-Face swiped the bottle away from the waittress "maybe she should go, she'd dry up and shrival up like the cold hearted b***h that she is."
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 10:11 pm
Pamela sat down rubbing her temples. "I'm not going to Russia."
Her emerald eyes cut at Harvey. "Then who would you have to stroke and fondle besides your pathetic guns and that damnable coin?"
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 10:15 pm
Two-Face laughed and took another swig "like you've ever stayed around for that and isn't stroking and fondling you a job for your plants?"
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 10:21 pm
Tom has a castle in Russia. Or near Russia at least. You could come stay with the family. If she stuck around long enough his kids could get to know her as auntie Ivy! XP
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 10:26 pm
Wait... so Tom and Clockwork are two different people? eek
"Make up your mind Dent. Either we had a sex life or I was to busy neglecting you for my babies for one to start." She took some cucumber slices, placed them over her eyes, trying to relax. "I do recall you loving your over time in the office. 'Postpone' was your favorite word."
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