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 Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 12:23 am
Well my horse eats babies in tin cans and shits out Hulk Busters, and both of his dicks are bigger than your horse.
Harbinger nods his head and snorts out more flames.
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 12:26 am
That makes your horse a BABYKILLER!
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 12:27 am
-,- Lonestar will kick your horses a** like it was mine XP
And I'm being nice by letting him do it. I wouldn't so cruel as to put poor Harbinger up against Mr. Nibbles XP
"A girl can't sit and admire the history before her?" She paused for a second. "What do Spartan women look like?"
You know Stray, in my experience, it's the male who talks about his d**k the most that hardly has one to speak of :p
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 12:38 am
Harbinger tilted his head and looked under himself. question Leonidas pondered "strong, beautiful, educated, held in great respect. Spartan Women were the greatest women in all of Greece because they give birth to real men." Didn't they have crew cuts? Leonidas waved his hand "that was a tradition to prevent women from being kidnapped on their wedding night. But they weren't shelted as women of other countries, they could weild a sword or spear just as well as men and lead in politics."
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 12:46 am
Ivy smile dropped. "Are you born boring or do you act that way on purpose." She sat up and flipped her hair. "What about harems? How many did you own?"
Me: XP
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 12:50 am
Leonidas thought back "didn't own any, I was loyal to my wife."
Harbinger trotted off to find and open firepit to snack on.
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 12:54 am
Ivy let out a hoot of laughter. She leaned back in her seat hugging her sides as tears streamed from her eyes. She tried to stand but her legs lacked the strength. His words keep replaying in her head making her laugh all the more.
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 7:52 am
Also his wife happened to be his niece.
I guess family was the thing to do back then.
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 8:15 am
^^ *plays with warhound puppy* C'mon Flops~! C'mon girl!
WW: . . . You named the dog Flops?
Nooooo, Flops is short for Floppsia ^^
WW: . . . Why did you name her Floppsia?
Flops: -u- Uff. *slowly leaning to side, finally tips over and flops onto side* . . . -u- Uff. *wagwagwag**doesn't get up*
. . . She's special
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 9:54 am
Leonidas rolled his eyes under his helmet and went back to his work, ignoring Ivy.
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 10:23 am
Hauraunah You know Stray, in my experience, it's the male who talks about his d**k the most that hardly has one to speak of :p Exactly! It's ironic. I talk about my d**k being so huge to make it seem as if I'm making up for it being very small, when in fact it really is huge. Blew your freakin' mind.
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 10:39 am
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 10:58 am
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He DOES look like Kurt Cobain on steroids! That's exactly what I thought when I saw the trailers!
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 12:49 pm
Stray_Dog Hauraunah You know Stray, in my experience, it's the male who talks about his d**k the most that hardly has one to speak of :p Exactly! It's ironic. I talk about my d**k being so huge to make it seem as if I'm making up for it being very small, when in fact it really is huge. Blew your freakin' mind. Ha! Most guys with big dicks aren't afraid/ashamed to post their pics on the web to FRIENDS! XP
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 12:54 pm
Eric Coldfire Leonidas rolled his eyes under his helmet and went back to his work, ignoring Ivy.
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