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Medeus

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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2011 9:40 pm


J of The Wind
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J of The Wind
@ Cookie- ._.;

W-well uh, there doesn't seem to be much room for me there a-and uh I'll just show myself out ^ .^;;

Clearly we haven't tried a threesome yet.
*Grabs legs, drags*
C'mon, J, you're gonna bottom for both of us, I know your a** can take it.


W-wait, I'm WHAT?! gonk

*digs nails into carpet*
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2011 9:59 pm


If the portal gun existed in real life I could see some people doing some perverted stuff.

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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2011 10:03 pm


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If the portal gun existed in real life I could see some people doing some perverted stuff.
I could see robbing banks getting a lot easier.
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2011 10:07 pm


Cabron LaSwan
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If the portal gun existed in real life I could see some people doing some perverted stuff.
I could see robbing banks getting a lot easier.
I could see the greatest gloryholes ever.
Like, lay a portal down in your boss's office and put down the corresponding one in a bathroom somewhere. Sooner or later a d**k is gonna stick out of his desk and he's gonna flip. xd

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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2011 10:11 pm


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Skaeryll
If the portal gun existed in real life I could see some people doing some perverted stuff.
I could see robbing banks getting a lot easier.
I could see the greatest gloryholes ever.
Like, lay a portal down in your boss's office and put down the corresponding one in a bathroom somewhere. Sooner or later a d**k is gonna stick out of his desk and he's gonna flip. xd
April Fool's Day would actually matter again! :'D
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2011 10:14 pm


Cabron LaSwan
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If the portal gun existed in real life I could see some people doing some perverted stuff.
I could see robbing banks getting a lot easier.
I could see the greatest gloryholes ever.
Like, lay a portal down in your boss's office and put down the corresponding one in a bathroom somewhere. Sooner or later a d**k is gonna stick out of his desk and he's gonna flip. xd
April Fool's Day would actually matter again! :'D


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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2011 10:16 pm


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If the portal gun existed in real life I could see some people doing some perverted stuff.
I could see robbing banks getting a lot easier.
I could see the greatest gloryholes ever.
Like, lay a portal down in your boss's office and put down the corresponding one in a bathroom somewhere. Sooner or later a d**k is gonna stick out of his desk and he's gonna flip. xd
April Fool's Day would actually matter again! :'D

Oh my god, I have a few good April Fool's stories. xd
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2011 10:17 pm


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Skaeryll
If the portal gun existed in real life I could see some people doing some perverted stuff.
I could see robbing banks getting a lot easier.
I could see the greatest gloryholes ever.
Like, lay a portal down in your boss's office and put down the corresponding one in a bathroom somewhere. Sooner or later a d**k is gonna stick out of his desk and he's gonna flip. xd
April Fool's Day would actually matter again! :'D

Oh my god, I have a few good April Fool's stories. xd
Such as? surprised

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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2011 10:35 pm


So, if you don't keep up with the PYT, I do this thing, where whenever I see someone I like (Costumed, or Celebrity) I take a picture of them giving me the thumbs up. I also have a bunch from ChatRoulette, but I think I'm just going to edit them all into one big picture.

Which would bring my Thumbs-Ups to: (Not counting Friends, and Chatroulette)

A bunch of Mardi Gras Parade People
Scooby and Shaggy
Curious George and the Guy in the Yellow Hat
Woody and Girl Woody Woodpecker
Lucile Ball (Costume)
Captain Planet
Madeline (The kid's show)

SCOTT WESTERFELD

and upcoming: Sister Salad. These chicks I'm subscribed to on Youtube who are pretty damn Amazing. They sing my favorite Song Parody on the internet. I messaged them, and they said they'd take thumbs up pictures for me.
I've decided if it looks like I wont ever actually see them in person, If THEY take the picture FOR ME, or if someone I know takes the picture FOR ME, it counts towards my collection.
As I've tasked two people with getting pics of George Takei and Leonard Nimoy's thumbs-up pictures for me from Phoenix Comicon this weekend.

I think I might combine Chatroulette into one, RL Friends into one, and Online friends into one.
I'm going to make a thread asking the guild, soon.

Phew. Long Post was long. Sorry that should've probably been in the PYT
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2011 10:52 pm


Cabron LaSwan
Wantcookie
Cabron LaSwan
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Skaeryll
If the portal gun existed in real life I could see some people doing some perverted stuff.
I could see robbing banks getting a lot easier.
I could see the greatest gloryholes ever.
Like, lay a portal down in your boss's office and put down the corresponding one in a bathroom somewhere. Sooner or later a d**k is gonna stick out of his desk and he's gonna flip. xd
April Fool's Day would actually matter again! :'D

Oh my god, I have a few good April Fool's stories. xd
Such as? surprised

Okay, so this was something our family friend did once a few years ago. He's always been a little devious. xd
So, he and a couple of his friends once grabbed a pair of pants, shoes and socks, two cardboard tubes, some duct tape, and a tape recorder. They went to their office job at around four in the morning and set up the clothes in the only bathroom they had on their floor. That is, two shoes, carboard tubes to make the socks stick up, pants around the "ankles." Then, they recorded the worst noises you could ever hear from someone else in a bathroom, interspersed with shouts of "I'm okay!", "Don't worry about me!", "No, it's okay, don't worry!" and "Woo, that was a doozy!" xd
They taped their recording to the inside of the door, forced it to endlessly loop the whole thing, and locked the bathroom door from the inside. xd
People would walk in and immediately walk out, many of them apologizing to the poor man in the stall with the terrible stomach problems. A couple people figured it out and had a good laugh.
But the manager called the police, because this man in the stall was making a nuisance and clearly didn't work here since everyone was either working or had called in sick and thus they were all accounted for. So the police came by, and the following conversation happened:
"Sir, we're going to have to ask you to, uh, leave the bathroom."
"No, it's okay, don't worry!"
"Sir, we're going to use force if you decline again."
"Don't worry about me!"
"Alright, then we're coming in!"
*Breaks down door*
"Woo, that was a doozy!"

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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2011 10:59 pm


Wantcookie
Cabron LaSwan
Wantcookie
Cabron LaSwan
Wantcookie
I could see the greatest gloryholes ever.
Like, lay a portal down in your boss's office and put down the corresponding one in a bathroom somewhere. Sooner or later a d**k is gonna stick out of his desk and he's gonna flip. xd
April Fool's Day would actually matter again! :'D

Oh my god, I have a few good April Fool's stories. xd
Such as? surprised

Okay, so this was something our family friend did once a few years ago. He's always been a little devious. xd
So, he and a couple of his friends once grabbed a pair of pants, shoes and socks, two cardboard tubes, some duct tape, and a tape recorder. They went to their office job at around four in the morning and set up the clothes in the only bathroom they had on their floor. That is, two shoes, carboard tubes to make the socks stick up, pants around the "ankles." Then, they recorded the worst noises you could ever hear from someone else in a bathroom, interspersed with shouts of "I'm okay!", "Don't worry about me!", "No, it's okay, don't worry!" and "Woo, that was a doozy!" xd
They taped their recording to the inside of the door, forced it to endlessly loop the whole thing, and locked the bathroom door from the inside. xd
People would walk in and immediately walk out, many of them apologizing to the poor man in the stall with the terrible stomach problems. A couple people figured it out and had a good laugh.
But the manager called the police, because this man in the stall was making a nuisance and clearly didn't work here since everyone was either working or had called in sick and thus they were all accounted for. So the police came by, and the following conversation happened:
"Sir, we're going to have to ask you to, uh, leave the bathroom."
"No, it's okay, don't worry!"
"Sir, we're going to use force if you decline again."
"Don't worry about me!"
"Alright, then we're coming in!"
*Breaks down door*
"Woo, that was a doozy!"
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

That is the BEST PRANK EVER

oh my god rofl pranks that involve police are my favorite.
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2011 11:24 pm


Medeus

Okay, uh, I think I might cut this a little short. xd
I mean, if we don't we'll end up going to bed around 3:30 again, and it's 2:20 now, so...
You should probably sleep soon. xd
I can keep kickin', since I've got to get up at noon, but I dunno if you've got something you need to do. xd

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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2011 11:26 pm


Wantcookie
Medeus

Okay, uh, I think I might cut this a little short. xd
I mean, if we don't we'll end up going to bed around 3:30 again, and it's 2:20 now, so...
You should probably sleep soon. xd
I can keep kickin', since I've got to get up at noon, but I dunno if you've got something you need to do. xd


We'll just have to wait til I'm done watching all this Porn here......:d
'sides, I got not-that-much-to-do tomorrow anyway.
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2011 11:30 pm


Medeus
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Medeus

Okay, uh, I think I might cut this a little short. xd
I mean, if we don't we'll end up going to bed around 3:30 again, and it's 2:20 now, so...
You should probably sleep soon. xd
I can keep kickin', since I've got to get up at noon, but I dunno if you've got something you need to do. xd


We'll just have to wait til I'm done watching all this Porn here......:d
'sides, I got not-that-much-to-do tomorrow anyway.

Well in that case... xd
Also: Oh? Who's in it/What company?

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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2011 11:39 pm


Wantcookie
Medeus
Wantcookie
Medeus

Okay, uh, I think I might cut this a little short. xd
I mean, if we don't we'll end up going to bed around 3:30 again, and it's 2:20 now, so...
You should probably sleep soon. xd
I can keep kickin', since I've got to get up at noon, but I dunno if you've got something you need to do. xd


We'll just have to wait til I'm done watching all this Porn here......:d
'sides, I got not-that-much-to-do tomorrow anyway.

Well in that case... xd
Also: Oh? Who's in it/What company?

Who even knows? xd
I can't really post any links here, so....
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