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 Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 6:15 pm
so, some weird s**t going on:
My microwave now only works, when the door is open. If i close the door, it turns off and won't start up. Freeeaakkkyyy.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 6:30 pm
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 6:41 pm
Oh nelowulf has purchased the oxymoron microwave. It only works when you can't use it. (without radiation poisoning anyway)
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:01 pm
No, seriously. I've had this microwave for 10+ years. It just randomly decides to quit after reheating a burrito...
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:03 pm
Perhaps the burrito was from Hell and it unleashed an evil aura into the microwave upon reheating it, thus awaking the demon, Bean Dip the Stenchous.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:18 pm
My theory is that the microwave is possesed by the ghost of Peter Frampton
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:27 pm
I'd say more like Peter, Paul, and mary. (which one was dead? Peter or Paul? Or was mary the one that died?)
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:33 pm
I recalled ten seconds after I made the comment this morning that Peter is alive and well
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:34 pm
No, it's the combined essence of Mickey Dolenz, Peter Tork, Michael Nesmith, and Davy Jones.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:52 pm
With a bit of buddy holly somewhere
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:56 pm
Well, it's certainly not John Lennon
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:04 pm
I think the microwave is sad because it knows it's gonna be replaced and forgotten about.
Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over,
But had me believing it was always something that I'd done,
And I don't want to live that way,
Reading into every word you say,
You said that you could let it go,
And I wouldn't catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:01 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:04 pm
Wait, that's yoga? I thought it was just a slave bikini-clad Leia doing sexy poses. rolleyes
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:36 pm
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