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 Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 1:18 am
Carchar-odin So, I just figured something out. Let's assume for a second that we really were created by the will of a supreme divine all-powerful deity known to many a Christian as "God." Now, he created Adam and Eve and said "Be fruitful and multiply." And that's what we human beings do so well. We ******** like bunny rabbits. It's gotten to the point where around 8 million people are having sex at any given moment. There's also a whole lot of drama in people's lives. Work, children, family, war, racism, working towards peace, etc. And in the middle, we're having sex. It's like humanity is weaving together a story and in the middle of trivial bits, there are orgies. That's when it hit me: Humanity's existence is porn with plot. God created us just to watch porn. Sick b*****d. you make a good point; Humans are animals. Animals live to reproduce. So of course when it all comes down to it, and you strip all of the politics and social brainwashing away, your basically left with killing and sex.
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 1:31 am
Carchar-odin So, I just figured something out. Let's assume for a second that we really were created by the will of a supreme divine all-powerful deity known to many a Christian as "God." Now, he created Adam and Eve and said "Be fruitful and multiply." And that's what we human beings do so well. We ******** like bunny rabbits. It's gotten to the point where around 8 million people are having sex at any given moment. There's also a whole lot of drama in people's lives. Work, children, family, war, racism, working towards peace, etc. And in the middle, we're having sex. It's like humanity is weaving together a story and in the middle of trivial bits, there are orgies. That's when it hit me: Humanity's existence is porn with plot. God created us just to watch porn. Sick b*****d. Welcome to my world, you can leave your clothes at the door.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 2:07 am
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 2:13 am
Why am I still awake? I can see the sky getting lighter.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 2:15 am
Wantcookie Why am I still awake? I can see the sky getting lighter. GOD DAMN YOU TOO?!
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 2:15 am
Rhed King Wantcookie Why am I still awake? I can see the sky getting lighter. GOD DAMN YOU TOO?! 
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 7:56 am
Rhed King Carchar-odin So, I just figured something out. Let's assume for a second that we really were created by the will of a supreme divine all-powerful deity known to many a Christian as "God." Now, he created Adam and Eve and said "Be fruitful and multiply." And that's what we human beings do so well. We ******** like bunny rabbits. It's gotten to the point where around 8 million people are having sex at any given moment. There's also a whole lot of drama in people's lives. Work, children, family, war, racism, working towards peace, etc. And in the middle, we're having sex. It's like humanity is weaving together a story and in the middle of trivial bits, there are orgies. That's when it hit me: Humanity's existence is porn with plot. God created us just to watch porn. Sick b*****d. you make a good point; Humans are animals. Animals live to reproduce. So of course when it all comes down to it, and you strip all of the politics and social brainwashing away, your basically left with killing and sex. I liken humans more to parasites than animals. I mean, animals fend for themselves and adapt to new situations while humans are dependent on their system and often rely on it to ease or downright eliminate their own obstacles. If all the cities and technology disappeared tomorrow - buildings, transportation, telecommunications, money, everything - how many of us would be able to survive without our beloved host?
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 8:04 am
Cabron LaSwan Rhed King Carchar-odin So, I just figured something out. Let's assume for a second that we really were created by the will of a supreme divine all-powerful deity known to many a Christian as "God." Now, he created Adam and Eve and said "Be fruitful and multiply." And that's what we human beings do so well. We ******** like bunny rabbits. It's gotten to the point where around 8 million people are having sex at any given moment. There's also a whole lot of drama in people's lives. Work, children, family, war, racism, working towards peace, etc. And in the middle, we're having sex. It's like humanity is weaving together a story and in the middle of trivial bits, there are orgies. That's when it hit me: Humanity's existence is porn with plot. God created us just to watch porn. Sick b*****d. you make a good point; Humans are animals. Animals live to reproduce. So of course when it all comes down to it, and you strip all of the politics and social brainwashing away, your basically left with killing and sex. I liken humans more to parasites than animals. I mean, animals fend for themselves and adapt to new situations while humans are dependent on their system and often rely on it to ease or downright eliminate their own obstacles. If all the cities and technology disappeared tomorrow - buildings, transportation, telecommunications, money, everything - how many of us would be able to survive without our beloved host? And You get Vaseline! And YOU get Vaseline!! AND YOU GET VASELINE!!!!
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 8:20 am
xd
I like how I was totally thinking about mortality and then when you posted that, I imagined you running around the pews at a funeral service, handing out Vaseline to mourners.
"AND YOU GET VASELINE!
AND YOU GET VASELINE!
AND YOU GET VASELINE!"
And then you open the coffin..
"AND YOU GET VASELINE!"
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 8:43 am
Medeus Cabron LaSwan Rhed King Carchar-odin So, I just figured something out. Let's assume for a second that we really were created by the will of a supreme divine all-powerful deity known to many a Christian as "God." Now, he created Adam and Eve and said "Be fruitful and multiply." And that's what we human beings do so well. We ******** like bunny rabbits. It's gotten to the point where around 8 million people are having sex at any given moment. There's also a whole lot of drama in people's lives. Work, children, family, war, racism, working towards peace, etc. And in the middle, we're having sex. It's like humanity is weaving together a story and in the middle of trivial bits, there are orgies. That's when it hit me: Humanity's existence is porn with plot. God created us just to watch porn. Sick b*****d. you make a good point; Humans are animals. Animals live to reproduce. So of course when it all comes down to it, and you strip all of the politics and social brainwashing away, your basically left with killing and sex. I liken humans more to parasites than animals. I mean, animals fend four themselves and adapt to new situations while humans are dependent on their system and often rely on it to ease or downright eliminate their own obstacles. If all the cities and technology disappeared tomorrow - buildings, transportation, telecommunications, money, everything - how many of us would be able to survive without our beloved host? And You get Vaseline! And YOU get Vaseline!! AND YOU GET VASELINE!!!! I love you. xd
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 10:52 am
I need to thank Tyra; my skin is actually nice and moist, now.
I've fer sersly been trying to find something to keep me from drying out in this desert.
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 11:10 am
Cabron LaSwan Rhed King Carchar-odin So, I just figured something out. Let's assume for a second that we really were created by the will of a supreme divine all-powerful deity known to many a Christian as "God." Now, he created Adam and Eve and said "Be fruitful and multiply." And that's what we human beings do so well. We ******** like bunny rabbits. It's gotten to the point where around 8 million people are having sex at any given moment. There's also a whole lot of drama in people's lives. Work, children, family, war, racism, working towards peace, etc. And in the middle, we're having sex. It's like humanity is weaving together a story and in the middle of trivial bits, there are orgies. That's when it hit me: Humanity's existence is porn with plot. God created us just to watch porn. Sick b*****d. you make a good point; Humans are animals. Animals live to reproduce. So of course when it all comes down to it, and you strip all of the politics and social brainwashing away, your basically left with killing and sex. I liken humans more to parasites than animals. I mean, animals fend for themselves and adapt to new situations while humans are dependent on their system and often rely on it to ease or downright eliminate their own obstacles. If all the cities and technology disappeared tomorrow - buildings, transportation, telecommunications, money, everything - how many of us would be able to survive without our beloved host? While you raise a good point, remember that we built our own host, it is simply a quality that one must factor in. if all of the technology that we had developed disappeared, the cycle would simply start over again. The people who shouldn't survive wouldn't; and those who did would eventually start to band together again, factions would be born over the generations, and eventually we'd be here once again. It is our tendency to do these things, our nature. My point here is that I don't think you can belittle a bee for living in its hive.
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 12:33 pm
Rhed King Cabron LaSwan Rhed King Carchar-odin So, I just figured something out. Let's assume for a second that we really were created by the will of a supreme divine all-powerful deity known to many a Christian as "God." Now, he created Adam and Eve and said "Be fruitful and multiply." And that's what we human beings do so well. We ******** like bunny rabbits. It's gotten to the point where around 8 million people are having sex at any given moment. There's also a whole lot of drama in people's lives. Work, children, family, war, racism, working towards peace, etc. And in the middle, we're having sex. It's like humanity is weaving together a story and in the middle of trivial bits, there are orgies. That's when it hit me: Humanity's existence is porn with plot. God created us just to watch porn. Sick b*****d. you make a good point; Humans are animals. Animals live to reproduce. So of course when it all comes down to it, and you strip all of the politics and social brainwashing away, your basically left with killing and sex. I liken humans more to parasites than animals. I mean, animals fend for themselves and adapt to new situations while humans are dependent on their system and often rely on it to ease or downright eliminate their own obstacles. If all the cities and technology disappeared tomorrow - buildings, transportation, telecommunications, money, everything - how many of us would be able to survive without our beloved host? While you raise a good point, remember that we built our own host, it is simply a quality that one must factor in. if all of the technology that we had developed disappeared, the cycle would simply start over again. The people who shouldn't survive wouldn't; and those who did would eventually start to band together again, factions would be born over the generations, and eventually we'd be here once again. It is our tendency to do these things, our nature. My point here is that I don't think you can belittle a bee for living in its hive. The difference between a beehive and a city is that when a beehive gets destroyed, the victims work together to rebuild it and when a city gets destroyed, the victims fight amongst themselves for individual survival and exploit the laws of supply and demand for personal profit until the city is rebuilt for them by people who have the knowledge and resources. (I'm not saying that all people behave this way in a crisis, just that it's the general way I've seen disasters go.)
I don't believe that this behavior is a product of any natural process as much as it is a development of the concept of 'self' over the ages - would a bee give its life for its hive with a single sting, without hesitation, if it were concerned primarily with its own desires?
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 1:12 pm
Cabron LaSwan Rhed King Cabron LaSwan Rhed King Carchar-odin So, I just figured something out. Let's assume for a second that we really were created by the will of a supreme divine all-powerful deity known to many a Christian as "God." Now, he created Adam and Eve and said "Be fruitful and multiply." And that's what we human beings do so well. We ******** like bunny rabbits. It's gotten to the point where around 8 million people are having sex at any given moment. There's also a whole lot of drama in people's lives. Work, children, family, war, racism, working towards peace, etc. And in the middle, we're having sex. It's like humanity is weaving together a story and in the middle of trivial bits, there are orgies. That's when it hit me: Humanity's existence is porn with plot. God created us just to watch porn. Sick b*****d. you make a good point; Humans are animals. Animals live to reproduce. So of course when it all comes down to it, and you strip all of the politics and social brainwashing away, your basically left with killing and sex. I liken humans more to parasites than animals. I mean, animals fend for themselves and adapt to new situations while humans are dependent on their system and often rely on it to ease or downright eliminate their own obstacles. If all the cities and technology disappeared tomorrow - buildings, transportation, telecommunications, money, everything - how many of us would be able to survive without our beloved host? While you raise a good point, remember that we built our own host, it is simply a quality that one must factor in. if all of the technology that we had developed disappeared, the cycle would simply start over again. The people who shouldn't survive wouldn't; and those who did would eventually start to band together again, factions would be born over the generations, and eventually we'd be here once again. It is our tendency to do these things, our nature. My point here is that I don't think you can belittle a bee for living in its hive. The difference between a beehive and a city is that when a beehive gets destroyed, the victims work together to rebuild it and when a city gets destroyed, the victims fight amongst themselves for individual survival and exploit the laws of supply and demand for personal profit until the city is rebuilt for them by people who have the knowledge and resources. (I'm not saying that all people behave this way in a crisis, just that it's the general way I've seen disasters go.)
I don't believe that this behavior is a product of any natural process as much as it is a development of the concept of 'self' over the ages - would a bee give its life for its hive with a single sting, without hesitation, if it were concerned primarily with its own desires? Regarding your question, I'd point you towards the army, or rather the general military. The beehive runs in a perfect monarchy. Everyone has the same goal. returning to the original poster, that goal is actually not sex, it is to protect those that can reproduce (the queen). This is the exact reason a bee can and will sting suicidally, assuming bees are capable of this level of thought. XD The goal of a human, is to find a mate and procreate, and then to defend and raise that family. bees don't have to worry about these matters. Another point is that humans are indeed greedier than bees. This is certainly a benefit to us. Yes we work together, that is how the society is created, but in that cooperation is fierce, fierce conflict. Us fighting for extra profit is no different from Neanderthals fighting over food. We put ourselves first, and otherwise we would hardly be better off than the bees. If everyone was happy living a mediocre life (communism would actually work) and no progress would be made. Take everything for granted and improvement isn't necessary.
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 1:30 pm
Why is everyone posting such long things?
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