Uses of the F Word with Kaiba-sama"Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word ********. Out of all of the English words that begin with letter F, ******** is the only word that is referred to as the F-word. It's the one magical word, just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. ********, as the most words in the English languages, is derived from German, the word fricken which means to strike. In English ******** fall into many grammatical categories.
As a transital verb for instance : "John ******** Shirley."
As an intransitive verb. "Shirley ********."
It's meaning is not always sexual.
It can be an adjective such as "John's doing all the ******** work."
As part of an adverb : "Shirley talks too ******** much!"
As an adverb enchancing an adjective : "Shirley is ******** beautiful!"
As a noun : "I don't give a ********!"
As part of a word : "********" or "********"
And, as almost every word in a sentence : "******** the ******** ********!"
As you must realize there aren't too many words with the versatility
of ********. As in these examples describing situations such as:
Aggression - ******** you!
Agreement - ******** right!
Amazement - ******** s**t!
Annoyance - Don't ******** with me.
Apathy - Who really gives a ********, anyhow?
Benevolence - Don't do me any ******** favors.
Command - Go ******** yourself!
Confusion - What the ********?
Denial - I didn't ******** do it.
Despair - ******** again.
Difficulty - I don't understand this ******** question.
Directions - ******** off.
Disbelief - ********!
Dismay - Oh, ******** it!
Displeasure - What the ******** is going on here?
Encouragement - Keep on ********.
Etiquette - Pass the ******** salt!
Fraud - I got ********.
Greetings - How the ******** are ya?
Hatred of chemistry - ********.
Identification - Who the ******** are you?
Ignorance - He's such a ******** head.
Incompetence - He's a ******** up.
Insight - You're out of your ******** mind!
Laziness - He's a ******** off.
Lost - Where the ******** are we?
Panic - Let's get the ******** out of here.
Passive - ******** me!
Perplexity - I ******** know all about it.
Philosophical - Who gives a ********?
Pleasure - I couldn't be any ******** happier!
Question - You ain't ******** me?
Rebellion - ******** the world!
Resignation - Oh, ******** it!
Retaliation - Up your ******** a**!
Suspicion - Who the ******** are you?
Trouble - I guess I'm really ******** now.
Ugliness - You're a dumb looking ********.
Wisdom - ******** that s**t!
Wonder - How the ******** did you do that?
It can be used in an anatomical description - "He's a ******** a*****e."
It can be used in business - "How did I wind up with this ******** job?"
It can be maternal - "********."
It can be political - "******** Dan Quayle!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the ******** was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these ******** Indians come from?" - General Custer
"Where the ******** is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic
"Thats not a real ******** gun." - John Lennon
"Who's gonna ******** find out?" - Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to ******** roll." - Anne Boleyn
"Let the ******** woman drive." - Commander of the "Challenger"
"What ******** map?" - Mark Thatcher
"Any ******** idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein
"It does so ******** look like her!" - Picasso
"How the ******** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want what on the ******** ceiling?" - Michaelangelo <******** a duck." - Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its ******** there!" - Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna ******** rain?" - Joan of Arc
"Scattered ******** showers my a**." - Noah
"I need this parade like I need a ******** hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy
I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multipurpose applications how can anyone be offended when you use the word? So, use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly : "******** YOU!!!"
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