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 Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:29 pm
The Real Reason Anakin Chopped off Windu's Hand:
Well, it goes back to the brief time when Anakin with trying out to be Master Windu's apprentice.
*knock on door*
Windu: *smack* "Get the door, dummy!"
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:35 pm
Palpantine: Hey! Santa didn't leave me coal this year!
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:24 pm
Cale Darksun Palpantine: Hey! Santa didn't leave me coal this year! cont. Palps: I wonder why my a** hurts though...
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:30 pm
(Scene: Hoth)
Luke: well I finished my circle and I don't pick up any...hold it, Ive got something. Im gonna go check it out.
(Rides tauntaun to location and looks on in amazement.)
Luke: Han?
Han: Han here. what did you find Luke?
Luke: Remember how you told me Santa didn't exist?...
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:35 pm
((inspiration!))
Luke: hold it, I got something. I'm gonna check it out.
Han: Dont' be out there too long kid.
*luke looks around, and tauntaun gets scared*
Luke: What is it girl, you smell something?
*roar*
Luke: AHHHHHhhh... wampy?
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:33 pm
Dooku on Campaign
(some of these were never used, of course)
"Ask not what your planet can do for you, but what you can do for me!"
"Why choose the lesser of two evils? Palpatine for Supreme Chancellor!"
"This has been a long and hard war for all of us. But I see a light at the end of the tunnel!"
And this just in: analysis of the computers salvaged from the Invisible Hand shows Dooku's final moments.
*static**static**Somewhat damaged footage of the scene on the observation deck*
As Anakin slices off his head, "I am not a crook..."
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:45 pm
Recently Re-Mastered Footage from the Throne Room of the Death Star II
Palpatine, screaming as he falls...
"You won't have Palpatine to kick around anymore!"
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:54 pm
*Scene: right after Dooku's decapttation*
Anakin sad smirks) Not a good time to loose one's head.
Palpantine: Indeed. Now Anakin get me-
Anakin sad points to Dooku) Its certainly not the way to get ahead in life.
Palpantine: Yes, now get me out-
Anakin sad chuckling at his own jokes) It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
Palpantine: uh huh. Anakin-
Anakin: He'll never be the head of a major corporation-
Palpantine: Shut Up.
Anakin: okay.
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:55 pm
Obi Wan: Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?
Anakin: Because everyone has seen Episode IV you smelly idiot!
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:33 pm
Cale, you never fail to inspire me...
DSII scene, after vader gets hand sliced off.
Palps: *rises* Now vader, I shall avenge thee! You shall not have died in vain!
Vader: i'm not dead yet!
Palps: Okay then, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!
Vader: I think i can get up, yes, I think I'm okay.
Palps: *motions to luke*
Luke: *kills vader*
Palps: And now to avenge Vader, for so he not hath been slain in vain...
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:39 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:07 pm
In Soviet Nemodia, you are with Force!!!
"Chancellor, I'm placing you under audit."
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:44 pm
Palpatine: "Execute Order 66."
Trooper: "You know what? F*ck you. You execute Order 66."
Palpatine: "I'm too weak! Anakin, help me..."
Windu: "He's too dangerous to be left alive! Anakin, I can't hold him, I need your help!"
*Anakin leaps*
Anakin: "Yeah, you were right; he was too dangerous to be left alive."
*Vader cutting down CIS leaders on Mustafar*
"Argghh!"
"Nooo!"
Rune Haako: "You know what?" *blasts Vader* "Bust a cap, foo! Nemo side, haaah!"
Tarkin: "Ve vill bury you!" *smashes shoe on desk* "Ve are building Death Stars like sausages!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:14 pm
Cale Darksun To whom it may concern:
After seeing what I have done to the universe, I have decided to leave it. I have brought nothing but pain and suffering to all those I love and care about. I am a coward, a fool and a bumbler, and I have let one of the most evil men in history rise to power. I am truly sorry I have ever entered this world. Annie, Obi wan, Your highness, I bid you fare well. I do not make this choice lightly but it is the only option that would benefit the galaxy. I will take my own life, using the ancient suicide ritual of my people, of choking to death on my own tongue. ashes to ashes and dust to dust. Goodbye everyone. and may the force be with you.
Sincerly
Jared Jaranus Binks esq
P.S. yes, I do speak perfect basic. I have tragically been a life long sufferer of a bozarre speach inpediment. I just wanted to clear that up.-Note found on the scene of Jar Jar Binks' suicide
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:08 pm
Since we are going communist/nazi on SW...
FOR THE MOTHERSYSTEM!
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