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 Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:30 am
I only wear leather. Leather doesn't do well in the landering machine.
You stole adolf hitler's tofu on that day 50 years ago!
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:05 am
He wouldn't have eaten it anyways!
You kitten wrestled!
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:10 am
I didnt Know he could wrestle
You Killed The Presedent
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:10 am
So what? I felt like it!
You punched my Grandma!
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:24 pm
she punched me first!
You killed my parents. crying
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:54 pm
But you now have a lovely adopted family. biggrin
You got yourself drunk and then drove through a local daycare, massacring dozens of toddlers!
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:11 pm
I don't drink! I did all that sober.
You eat all my donuts.
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:16 pm
I was hungry, and and you left them in the open.
you stole my Baby sisters saber
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:59 pm
She shouldn't have had a dangerous weapon in the first place!
You lit me on fire! It burns! gonk
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:06 pm
No honey; you've lit yourself on fire.
You chopped off my big toe!
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:08 pm
It looked so good and tasty.
Why is all my pants missing?
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:26 pm
Cause you wear skirts.
You wear skirts and you're a guy.
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:27 pm
Because they are very comfortable
you killed my cat!
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:30 pm
I didn't kill it. Althogh I did enjoy eating it after it was killed by someone else.
You stole my jacket.
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