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 Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:46 pm
*glides down into chat* on the subject of sex... I could easily mentally de-flower all of you virgins with the porn streanplays that go through my head. Kitana thinks I should either be in porn, directing it, or writing it.
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:47 pm
-_- Like HELL I'd let you be in it *bops*
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:48 pm
I should have gotten into porn when I was living in Vegas. . .
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:49 pm
XD oh jesus Eric, I'm ok, thanks. Just because I havn't HAD sex doesn't mean I havn't read situations ;P.
You're fine Kitana! That's not the most flattering photo ever. Flash kills EVERYTHING EVER ABOUT ANYONE IN A PHOTO EVER!
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:51 pm
Oh, no, that was a terrible photo to begin with. THIS is the most flattering of the bunch.
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:52 pm
I could be a stunt double....
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:53 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:55 pm
Omg! Eric looked just like I expected! How can such an evil mass of threatening sex be in such an adorable bundle. You already know I think you're cute Kitana. I can see you going into a Sakura rage moment and knocking people out. Also, if you EVER get a tan I'll come out to Texas (with a protective bubble mind you) and I'll skin you!!!! Actually that used to be me once upon a time. I wanted to direct sex and start a new market of sexy camera women. You want her behind the camera as much as you do in the scene. Alas, if I was ever going to be in porn I'd be when I'm 40 and all my fantasy glamor options are no longer possible. Hell if I could I'd do a reboot of Playboy as the new Pam Grier ^.^ Okaaaay here's my photo since Usada showed herself. Hauralicious
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:55 pm
Do I need to post the reason you can't do stunts either? I have a picture of THAT too, mister.
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:58 pm
Kitana Coldfire Do I need to post the reason you can't do stunts either? I have a picture of THAT too, mister. Noooooo!!!!! I'm not ready for that!
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:01 pm
rolleyes
Granted Haur, that pic was taken years ago.
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:02 pm
 That's me, three and a half years ago.
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:02 pm
Riding reverse cowgirl through the FLAMING RING OF DEATH!
Myself, I am celibate.
Oh, and JESUS CHRIST! I shouldn't have looked at Eric's picture.
I built up my nemesis in my mind and had to watch the walls crumble. I pictured him at least having a beard, or an evil goatee.
I have to be the evil one now!
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:05 pm
Eric Coldfire rolleyes Granted Haur, that pic was taken years ago.
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:08 pm
He does have a beard-goatee-stache thing now. WELL TOO BAD, HAUR. I'M POSTING IT. AS A BIG a** PICTURE TO BOOT! BEHOLD: [x]
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