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 Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 2:59 am
Expensive, durable, high-maintenance, and collects every scent of shame and sweat that will never leave. Used to be a fad with bikers in the 80's until every yuppie and coward thought they'd be badass by trying it out for the weekend.
A rusting aquifer.
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 11:47 pm
Sex with me is like a rusting aquifer... It's an acquired taste!
Word: Flounder
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 11:28 am
Sex with me is like a flounder fish... It MIGHT seems flat-out boring at first glance, but once I went in, you're in for a bigggg surprise emotion_dowant
Supreme Burrito
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:53 pm
Sex with me is like a Supreme Burrito. It is guaranteed to satisfy.
Universe
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:35 am
Sex with me is like exploring the universe, to make it short, There's no end to it...
Bunker Buster bomb.
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:17 am
Sex with me is like a bunker buster bomb, it's terrifying at the first encounter, but then you get comfortable with it.
Hippopotamus.
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 12:52 pm
Sex with me is like a hippopotamus... Slow, fat, and covered in mud.
Spicy food
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:42 pm
Sex with me is like Spicy Food, it makes you want water afterwards.
Mosquitos.
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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 10:48 am
Sex with me js like being with a mosquito. I keep going until I get blood.
Internet
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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 10:27 pm
Sex with me is like the Internet,It's full of strange,goofy,even downright disgusting surprises.
Jackhammer.
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 3:04 am
Sex with me is like a jackhammer.
...You're goddamn right, it is.
Word: James Bond
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Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2014 11:24 pm
Sex with me is like James Bond...
I prefer it shakin', not stirred.
Word: The Devil.
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 2:00 am
When I got my back up against the wall! Don't need no one to rescue me!
Sex with me is like the Devil. Once we're done, your soul is mine. twisted
Rollercoaster.
'Cause I ain't waiting up for no miracle! Yeah, tonight I'm running free!
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Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 1:42 pm
Sex with me is like a rollercoaster...
It's TOTALLY worth waiting in line.
X3.
Word: Halloween.
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Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 9:48 pm
Sex with me is like Halloween, you get to eat candy at the end.
Word: Salagadoola
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