Welcome to Gaia! ::

Mafia Maniacs

Back to Guilds

Frozen Mallet Fridays 

Tags: mafia, logic, forum games, chatting, video games 

Reply Rec Room
The Neverending Spamthread Goto Page: [] [<<] [<<] [<] 1 2 3 ... 5223 5224 5225 5226 5227 5228 ... 6537 6538 6539 6540 [>] [>>] [>>] [»|]

Quick Reply

Enter both words below, separated by a space:

Can't read the text? Click here

Submit

hello old friend
  hello
View Results

Sir Codin
Crew

PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:38 am


Wantcookie
You need to work on your logical fallacies, LD. The best ones are the ones that actually sound at least a little convincing and yet manage to be utterly ridiculous.
My favorite that I've done in past years:
A: "Where the ******** does dryer lint come from, anyways? I mean, the amount that's there after a wash can't possibly all come from the stuff you put in."
B: "You know those socks you lose in the wash?"
A: "...What?"
B: "And the pair of underwear that disappeared last month?"
A: "Shut the ******** up."
B: "You know it's true."
A: "You're a ******** idiot."
B: "Be that as it may, my sexual prowess and apparent lack of intelligence do nothing conceal the truth laid bare before you."
A: "...Are you serious?"
B: "******** no."

xd

At least I'm getting better. Several years ago, I would never have been able to make up that Doritos-***** Theory.

Actually, I don't care if I manage to convince people or not, I just like to write random bullshit. And if they are a little convinced that it's true, hey, bonus points.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:55 am


Wantcookie
Medeus

I AM HERE NOW
PREPARE THYSELF FOR A ******** class="clear">


blaugh
YAAAY!
P.s. your avatar made me splurghhhhuerhbaskghfkA~

Medeus

Eloquent Prophet

13,350 Points
  • Elocutionist 200
  • Mark Twain 100
  • Megathread 100

Sharkbutt The Orgiastic
Crew

Magnetic Sex Symbol

7,650 Points
  • Signature Look 250
  • Hygienic 200
  • Elocutionist 200
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:04 pm


Medeus
Wantcookie
Medeus

I AM HERE NOW
PREPARE THYSELF FOR A ******** class="clear">


blaugh
YAAAY!
P.s. your avatar made me splurghhhhuerhbaskghfkA~

Really? It's fairly simplistic this time, not really much to it.
And yours still makes me laugh. xd
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:06 pm


Wantcookie
Medeus
Wantcookie
Medeus

I AM HERE NOW
PREPARE THYSELF FOR A ******** class="clear">


blaugh
YAAAY!
P.s. your avatar made me splurghhhhuerhbaskghfkA~

Really? It's fairly simplistic this time, not really much to it.
And yours still makes me laugh. xd


Yeah but leh Colurss......@_@'

lol I like the color scheme on this one better. razz
But I want new one.
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

p.s. Memegenerator is the greatest thing...xD

Medeus

Eloquent Prophet

13,350 Points
  • Elocutionist 200
  • Mark Twain 100
  • Megathread 100

Sharkbutt The Orgiastic
Crew

Magnetic Sex Symbol

7,650 Points
  • Signature Look 250
  • Hygienic 200
  • Elocutionist 200
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:14 pm


Medeus
Wantcookie
Medeus
Wantcookie
Medeus

I AM HERE NOW
PREPARE THYSELF FOR A ******** class="clear">


blaugh
YAAAY!
P.s. your avatar made me splurghhhhuerhbaskghfkA~

Really? It's fairly simplistic this time, not really much to it.
And yours still makes me laugh. xd


Yeah but leh Colurss......@_@'

lol I like the color scheme on this one better. razz
But I want new one.
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

p.s. Memegenerator is the greatest thing...xD

xd
Do what I do, just pick an item and work everything else around that. It helps to get a good color scheme if you pick something good, and sometimes it's a nice challenge.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:16 pm


Wantcookie
Medeus
Wantcookie
Medeus
Wantcookie
Medeus

I AM HERE NOW
PREPARE THYSELF FOR A ******** class="clear">


blaugh
YAAAY!
P.s. your avatar made me splurghhhhuerhbaskghfkA~

Really? It's fairly simplistic this time, not really much to it.
And yours still makes me laugh. xd


Yeah but leh Colurss......@_@'

lol I like the color scheme on this one better. razz
But I want new one.
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

p.s. Memegenerator is the greatest thing...xD

xd
Do what I do, just pick an item and pose and work everything else around that. It helps to get a good color scheme if you pick something good, and sometimes it's a nice challenge.


lol yeah, i'm trying to make something out of the orange Bird of Paradise Eye-makeup....but iss hard. @_@

Medeus

Eloquent Prophet

13,350 Points
  • Elocutionist 200
  • Mark Twain 100
  • Megathread 100

Sharkbutt The Orgiastic
Crew

Magnetic Sex Symbol

7,650 Points
  • Signature Look 250
  • Hygienic 200
  • Elocutionist 200
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:22 pm


Medeus

lol yeah, i'm trying to make something out of the orange Bird of Paradise Eye-makeup....but iss hard. @_@

if you're looking for color balance, I'd suggest The Fisher King, but if you're looking for thematics, the obvious choice is some sort of geisha.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:24 pm


Wantcookie
Medeus

lol yeah, i'm trying to make something out of the orange Bird of Paradise Eye-makeup....but iss hard. @_@

if you're looking for color balance, I'd suggest The Fisher King, but if you're looking for thematics, the obvious choice is some sort of geisha.


lol Fisher king is expensive isn't it? o3o

Medeus

Eloquent Prophet

13,350 Points
  • Elocutionist 200
  • Mark Twain 100
  • Megathread 100

Sharkbutt The Orgiastic
Crew

Magnetic Sex Symbol

7,650 Points
  • Signature Look 250
  • Hygienic 200
  • Elocutionist 200
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:29 pm


Medeus
Wantcookie
Medeus

lol yeah, i'm trying to make something out of the orange Bird of Paradise Eye-makeup....but iss hard. @_@

if you're looking for color balance, I'd suggest The Fisher King, but if you're looking for thematics, the obvious choice is some sort of geisha.


lol Fisher king is expensive isn't it? o3o
I dunno, is it?
*checks*
It's about 250k. Not too bad, no.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:34 pm


Wantcookie
Medeus
Wantcookie
Medeus

lol yeah, i'm trying to make something out of the orange Bird of Paradise Eye-makeup....but iss hard. @_@

if you're looking for color balance, I'd suggest The Fisher King, but if you're looking for thematics, the obvious choice is some sort of geisha.


lol Fisher king is expensive isn't it? o3o
I dunno, is it?
*checks*
It's about 250k. Not too bad, no.


I literally just spent ALL of my money on the Bird of Paradise......
so....

Medeus

Eloquent Prophet

13,350 Points
  • Elocutionist 200
  • Mark Twain 100
  • Megathread 100

dragn99

Aged Guildswoman

8,550 Points
  • Risky Lifestyle 100
  • Guildmember 100
  • Dressed Up 200
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:35 pm


LightsideDarksider
Wantcookie
You need to work on your logical fallacies, LD. The best ones are the ones that actually sound at least a little convincing and yet manage to be utterly ridiculous.
My favorite that I've done in past years:
A: "Where the ******** does dryer lint come from, anyways? I mean, the amount that's there after a wash can't possibly all come from the stuff you put in."
B: "You know those socks you lose in the wash?"
A: "...What?"
B: "And the pair of underwear that disappeared last month?"
A: "Shut the ******** up."
B: "You know it's true."
A: "You're a ******** idiot."
B: "Be that as it may, my sexual prowess and apparent lack of intelligence do nothing conceal the truth laid bare before you."
A: "...Are you serious?"
B: "******** no."

xd

At least I'm getting better. Several years ago, I would never have been able to make up that Doritos-***** Theory.

Actually, I don't care if I manage to convince people or not, I just like to write random bullshit. And if they are a little convinced that it's true, hey, bonus points.
I once had my stepbrother convinced that polar bears prefer Pepsi over Coke. After one of those coca-cola commercials with the polar bears came on, I just started making s**t up off the top of my head.

Ten minutes later, I reassured him it was all bullshit.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:44 pm


Medeus
Wantcookie
Medeus
Wantcookie
Medeus

lol yeah, i'm trying to make something out of the orange Bird of Paradise Eye-makeup....but iss hard. @_@

if you're looking for color balance, I'd suggest The Fisher King, but if you're looking for thematics, the obvious choice is some sort of geisha.


lol Fisher king is expensive isn't it? o3o
I dunno, is it?
*checks*
It's about 250k. Not too bad, no.


I literally just spent ALL of my money on the Bird of Paradise......
so....
Well there you go then. xd

Sharkbutt The Orgiastic
Crew

Magnetic Sex Symbol

7,650 Points
  • Signature Look 250
  • Hygienic 200
  • Elocutionist 200

Medeus

Eloquent Prophet

13,350 Points
  • Elocutionist 200
  • Mark Twain 100
  • Megathread 100
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:53 pm


Wantcookie
Medeus
Wantcookie
Medeus
Wantcookie
Medeus

lol yeah, i'm trying to make something out of the orange Bird of Paradise Eye-makeup....but iss hard. @_@

if you're looking for color balance, I'd suggest The Fisher King, but if you're looking for thematics, the obvious choice is some sort of geisha.


lol Fisher king is expensive isn't it? o3o
I dunno, is it?
*checks*
It's about 250k. Not too bad, no.


I literally just spent ALL of my money on the Bird of Paradise......
so....
Well there you go then. xd


OH LOOK!
My things sell. twisted
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:56 pm


Medeus
Wantcookie
Medeus
Wantcookie
Medeus


lol Fisher king is expensive isn't it? o3o
I dunno, is it?
*checks*
It's about 250k. Not too bad, no.


I literally just spent ALL of my money on the Bird of Paradise......
so....
Well there you go then. xd


OH LOOK!
My things sell. twisted
Man, I never sell anything.

dragn99

Aged Guildswoman

8,550 Points
  • Risky Lifestyle 100
  • Guildmember 100
  • Dressed Up 200

Medeus

Eloquent Prophet

13,350 Points
  • Elocutionist 200
  • Mark Twain 100
  • Megathread 100
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:04 pm


dragn99
Medeus
Wantcookie
Medeus
Wantcookie
Medeus


lol Fisher king is expensive isn't it? o3o
I dunno, is it?
*checks*
It's about 250k. Not too bad, no.


I literally just spent ALL of my money on the Bird of Paradise......
so....
Well there you go then. xd


OH LOOK!
My things sell. twisted
Man, I never sell anything.


Yer not doin it right. =/
Reply
Rec Room

Goto Page: [] [<<] [<<] [<] 1 2 3 ... 5223 5224 5225 5226 5227 5228 ... 6537 6538 6539 6540 [>] [>>] [>>] [»|]
 
Manage Your Items
Other Stuff
Get GCash
Offers
Get Items
More Items
Where Everyone Hangs Out
Other Community Areas
Virtual Spaces
Fun Stuff
Gaia's Games
Mini-Games
Play with GCash
Play with Platinum