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 Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 9:13 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 9:28 pm
Mmmm, nothing like off-brand shower items to make you feel clean
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 9:48 pm
...Man, I could really go for a cup of coffee.
Of course, it's about 1AM, so... xd
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 9:48 pm
So I was hanging out with some of my friends and one of them was eating some Doritos. I'd like to let everyone know that I hate Doritos. SO. MUCH.
Anyway, she was sitting there, eating those pig-s**t flavored chips, and I was so sickened I decided to give her s**t for it.
I was like, "b***h, why are you eating Doritos? Only ***** eat Doritos."
She was like, "Are you calling me a ***** was like, "I don't know. Are you a ***** she was all like, "No."
And I was all like, "Then stop eating Doritos."
She then went off on a tangent and I was left trying to explain why eating Doritos makes you a *****. Since there's no empirical evidence for this phenomenon, I decided to make some s**t up, because when push comes to shove, what I say is the truth, because I ******** rule.
See, I have never in my life seen children eat any kind of chips but Doritos. I was the only exception growing up. It's one of the reasons why kids ostracized me, because I didn't like Doritos. Now, everyone knows (or should know) that children eat their own. Don't give any bullshit that claims otherwise; kids eat other kids. I saw it all the time on the playground growing up, because this was back in the 90's and early 2000's, when it wasn't considered a no-no to munch on your 3rd Grade classmate. Now, since kids eat other kids and they also eat Doritos, that means that Doritos are made out of kids. So if you're an adult and you eat Doritos, that means you are eating a child. Therefore, eating Doritos makes you a ***** a cannibal, I forget which.
Tl;dr: Doritos suck, they taste like s**t.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:26 pm
You need to work on your logical fallacies, LD. The best ones are the ones that actually sound at least a little convincing and yet manage to be utterly ridiculous.
My favorite that I've done in past years:
A: "Where the ******** does dryer lint come from, anyways? I mean, the amount that's there after a wash can't possibly all come from the stuff you put in."
B: "You know those socks you lose in the wash?"
A: "...What?"
B: "And the pair of underwear that disappeared last month?"
A: "Shut the ******** up."
B: "You know it's true."
A: "You're a ******** idiot."
B: "Be that as it may, my sexual prowess and apparent lack of intelligence do nothing conceal the truth laid bare before you."
A: "...Are you serious?"
B: "******** no."
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:29 pm
Wantcookie You need to work on your logical fallacies, LD. The best ones are the ones that actually sound at least a little convincing and yet manage to be utterly ridiculous. My favorite that I've done in past years: A: "Where the ******** does dryer lint come from, anyways? I mean, the amount that's there after a wash can't possibly all come from the stuff you put in." B: "You know those socks you lose in the wash?" A: "...What?" B: "And the pair of underwear that disappeared last month?" A: "Shut the ******** up." B: "You know it's true." A: "You're a ******** idiot." B: "Be that as it may, my sexual prowess and apparent lack of intelligence do nothing conceal the truth laid bare before you." A: "...Are you serious?" B: "******** no."
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:26 pm
Evidently ******** around at 2AM does pay off.  A guy in the AF was talking about how he couldn't seem to get male anatomy and musculature right, so I hooked him up with a few tutorial things on DA that I had read before out of boredom, and he gives me this as thanks. xd
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:37 pm
Wantcookie Evidently ******** around at 2AM does pay off. A guy in the AF was talking about how he couldn't seem to get male anatomy and musculature right, so I hooked him up with a few tutorial things on DA that I had read before out of boredom, and he gives me this as thanks. xd
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:39 pm
Wantcookie Evidently ******** around at 2AM does pay off. A guy in the AF was talking about how he couldn't seem to get male anatomy and musculature right, so I hooked him up with a few tutorial things on DA that I had read before out of boredom, and he gives me this as thanks. xd
Lately, I haven't been finding much of any good art threads. So I decided to return to Maplestory to see what new classes they churned out.
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:47 pm
That is amazingsplendorous, Cookie.
But I still like you better as a big-wrenched handyman.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:49 pm
Dulnair That is amazingsplendorous, Cookie. But I still like you better as a big-wrenched handyman. ... heart Honestly, that avatar is still my most recent favorite that I've created, but this one comes in close second, simply because I'm astounded that I can actually create something like this on this site despite all the bitching they used to do about censorship back in the day. xd @Mizu: I'm fairly certain that it's a tiny reptilian head, given that the artist went by "Tacosaur." But yeah, the first thing I thought was "That's an unfortunate placement for a personal insignia of that size..." xd
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:50 pm
Wantcookie Dulnair That is amazingsplendorous, Cookie. But I still like you better as a big-wrenched handyman. ... heart @Mizu: I'm fairly certain that it's a tiny reptilian head, given that the artist went by "Tacosaur."
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:00 am
Wantcookie Dulnair That is amazingsplendorous, Cookie. But I still like you better as a big-wrenched handyman. ... heart Honestly, that avatar is still my most recent favorite that I've created, but this one comes in close second, simply because I'm astounded that I can actually create something like this on this site despite all the bitching they used to do about censorship back in the day. xd @Mizu: I'm fairly certain that it's a tiny reptilian head, given that the artist went by "Tacosaur." But yeah, the first thing I thought was "That's an unfortunate placement for a personal insignia of that size..." xd OH NO NAKED AVI GLITCH ERRRYBODY BANNNNED. Yeah, the only thing I did to my avi recently was try to add some ears, since the other ones got hidden by the horns. I don't think I'll be keeping these, though. ...OH. MY GAIA POP-UP NOTIFICATIONS SAY YOU CHANGED YOUR AVATAR. HMMMMM, IS THE HANDYMAN WITH HIS WELL-ENDOWED TOOL BACK? Oh, it's just some gooey tar. I was just working with clay, and suddenly got the urge to bathe in it. This will have to do.
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:06 am
Wanna erect my dispenser? wink
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