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 Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:32 pm
Oh! You go to Georgette's world too? I love that site! xd
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:43 pm
((yeah I do, fun site is it not? I get inspriation for my picture captions))
Obi-Wan; It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
Anakin; ... fine, whatever, I give up =_=;;
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:26 pm
Ani to obi: I challenge you to mortal combat!
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:57 pm
Dooku: It is obvious this contest will not be decided
by our knowledge of the Force, but by our skills with Origami.
(suddenly fasions a paper crane)
Yoda: ....No Lightsabers? Confused I am. Come people did, to see me kick a**. come I did not to have wussy paper folding conest.
(Ignites lightsaber)
Dooku:*sigh* Don't you understand Master yoda that Violence solves nothing?
Yoda:Silence b***h! Fight me now you will, or castrate you now I will!
Dooku: eek
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:02 pm
Han: There is nothing in this galaxy that will make me believe in an all powerful force that controls my destiny.
Scorpian: GET OVER HERE! *uses that hand thing*
Mysterious voice: FINISH HIM!
FATALITY!
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:03 pm
(Cont.)
(sudden silence on Millenumfalcon.)
Luke: Oh s**t! who's gonna fly this thing?!
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:04 pm
(cont.)
Scorpian: GET OVER HERE! *drags luke*
Mysterious voice: FINISH HIM.
FATALITY!
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:10 pm
(cont.)
Chewie: RRRRAAAARRR!!!(Suddenly Rips scorpions arms out of sockets and beats him to death with them)
Mysterious Voice: WOOKTALITY.
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:25 pm
*enters Shao Kahn*
Shao: now who will be the one shouting, "I challenge you to mortal kombat?"
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:34 pm
Chewie: RRAAARAUGHARR!!*( Grabs Shaocans arms, rips them off and beats him to death with them.)
*Translation: Die b***h!
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:39 pm
Emperor Palpatine: "Yes, good wookie...now, you shall face me. I challenge you to MORTAL KOMBAT!" *lightning teleports*
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 4:34 pm
LessienElanesse ((yeah I do, fun site is it not? I get inspriation for my picture captions)) Obi-Wan; It's over Anakin! I have the high ground! Anakin; ... fine, whatever, I give up =_=;; (Whoever runs that site is a genius...I just wish they'd do an ep. III thing like they did for Episode II.) Like Father, like son... Anakin: It's not fair! How could the council do this? Obi-Wan: Shut your trap, whiny a** slave boy. Anakin: W-whiny? cry ......... Luke: Ten thousand?!?! We could buy our own ship for that! Obi-Wan: Shut your trap, whiny a** farm boy. Luke: W-whiny? cry Obi-Wan: Force, why am I always stuck with the whiny ones?
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:00 pm
On that note of father son similarities...
Vader: Obi-wan has taught you well.
Luke: I know, but you're swinging too hard, I swear!
Vader: You're just too weak, boy!
Later....
Vader: I see you've constructed a new lightsaber.
Luke: Yea, i lost the other one.
Vader: You go through lightsabers like I do. I wish you'd kept obi-wans though.
Luke: That wasn't obii-wans. That was your old lightsaber.
Vader: What? You lost mine! You're... you're so inconsiderate!
Luke: Yea, well what about you slaughtering my mentor!
Vader: He was my mentor too!
Luke: But I never tried to shoot you down while flying the trench run!
Vader: Yea, well my friends never shot at my dad while he was doing his job!
Luke: You never had friends or a father!
Vader: How DARE YOU!
Luke: You're just part of Lucas's new vision, and a wannabe christ figure!
Vader: Take that back!
Luke: NO!
Vader: If you don't, I'm gonna...
Luke: What? Ground me? You grounded me for 22 years!
Vader: I meant to find you again!
Luke: That's the largest load of bantha poodoo I've ever heard!
*camera changes focus*
Stormtrooper1: *rolls eyes* Will they ever quit whining?
Stormtrooper2: Its genetic. They'll get over it.
Stormtrooper1: I wonder what genetic problem we got?
Stormtrooper2: Didn't you know? Jock itch.
Stormtrooper3: I use oatmeal baths for mine.
Stormtrooper2: Do they work?
Stormtrooper3: Not really.
Stormtrooper1: Hmm... I must be one of the lucky ones. I don't have it.
Stormtrooper2: Lucky b*****d.
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:25 pm
[con't]
Vader: Yeah? Well you wrecked an X-Wing and a snowspeeder! Thanks to you, my insurance went up 150%!!
Luke: Well it's not my fault! If a certain someone had been there to teach me how to navigate jungles, I wouldn't have crashed, would I? And besides, I would never have wrecked the snowspeeder if you haven't sent your AT-ATs to kill me!
Vader: Oh, I see. So your clumsy piloting is my fault?!
Luke: Did I say that?
Vader: Oh, you know what? Maybe I should have just stayed a slave on Tatooine! Maybe I should never have boned your mother! Would that make you happy?
Luke: Maybe it would!
Stormie 1: How about chronic a**-rash? Anyone else got that?
Stormie 4: Yeah, I do.
Stormie 3: And me.
Stormie 2: Haha! Sucks for you!
Stormie 3: I thought you were born without balls.
Stormie 2: sad
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:31 pm
In the Jedi council room all characters group to make up a theme song.
Vader: I propose we rap it out!
The real slim shady plays.
Vader: I'm Lord Vader, the real lord vader! Will the real lord vader please stand up?
Luke:NO, no, no, no! You gotta rock it out!
Luke, solo, leia and Ackbar start playing as ACDC.
Ackbar: Rebels Back! I'm here to say! Lord Vader really gonna pay! Let loose-
Dooku, Yoda and palpatine stand up.
Yoda: Wait a cotton-pickin second you shall! Something for the older people we need!
Dooku sad as frank sinatra) You! You take my age away-
Ani whistles, in front o a bunch of Podracers.
Ani: Its the pod...racers.
Sebulba and Gasgano start snapping their fingers.
Ani: It's the Pod-
Neva Kee: POD!
Ani:-Racers..
Ratts Tyerell(cause I like his voice): You don't wanna mess with the racers of the pod-
Mace: WHAT THE SITH IS GOIN ON HERE??!!??
Everyone: Uhhh....Nothin..
Mace: CARRY ON, FOO'!
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