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Kozo

PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:29 pm


Soloist
Because I am bored, I am stopping in to wish you all:

HAPPY NON-DENOMINATIONAL PERIOD OF WINTER FESTIVITY
Oh no you freaking do NOT! DAMMIT! Pick ONE! GRAWR! I know you're joking but it drives me insane when people do this! Why the Hell is Catholisism and the like suddenly offensive but Ramadan and quanza or whatever are ok? What the hell? It's ok to whore out Christmas more and more every year but if I want to turn Ramadan into the season of weightloss and crash-dieting then I'm some sort of hell-spawn? FKUCK YOU POLITICAL CORRECTNESS! BTW Merry Christmas! blaugh

hmm.. sorry this probably should go in the venting thread too...... sweatdrop
PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:58 pm


I HATE when people talk about religion or Christmas around me. It's so annoying. It puts me on the verge of exploding, and I'm a very peaceful person.

Jarlaxle Baenre


RogueKazimeras
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:42 pm


I'm not gonna comment on the religion, JarJar's supposed calmness, and so forth.

So, I'll just say that I really love shopping for kid toys, because I almost always end up getting one for myself. I love kid toys.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:45 pm


I quote Jon Stweart:

"There is nothing like celelbrating the birth of Baby Jesus like kicking another man in the nads over a children's toy."

Jarlaxle Baenre


RogueKazimeras
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:49 pm


Of course. Nad-kicking is the Lord's way of saying you shouldn't have children, along with nad-abuse in general.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:54 pm


So you're an expert on nad abuse and nad kicking?

Jarlaxle Baenre


RogueKazimeras
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:09 pm


Well, not really. I've seen enough to be called an expert, I suppose.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:11 pm


Seen enough? So you're not having any children then?

You must be cooking up a good one.

Jarlaxle Baenre


RogueKazimeras
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:18 pm


No, I have a close friend that gets nad-abuse performed on him on a daily basis. I, on the other hand, get about one dosage of nad-absue per month or less.

And I agree with the Lord, as he should not have children, if nad-abuse is his way of saying one should not have kids.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:24 pm


Once a month? That's too often.

Your friend must be hated by the ladies.

Jarlaxle Baenre


RogueKazimeras
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:40 pm


Actually I think it's more like twice a year or less.

Notice I said 'or less' once again. I had said once a month or less.

And yeah, he's not exactly liked by most anybody.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:43 pm


I see. Sucks for him and his nads.

Give him a kick from me.

If you post in the enxt fifteen minutes I'll reply.

Today.

Jarlaxle Baenre


RogueKazimeras
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:53 pm


Yeah, I'll get there.

When I think of something.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:56 pm


*poof* Ha! I still exist!

~ahem~

Val gets kids toys because he cons others into buying them for him.

Any gifting ideas for a guy who's about 20 who won't tell anyone anything about his likes and dislikes? I'm at a loss.

JettMicheyl


Jarlaxle Baenre

PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 6:00 pm


Stalk him.

Just look at the way he acts. His body language, his facial expressions, the tone of voice and the everyday activities.

That should be enough.
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