
The Rani
The Rani's laughter died off and her inhuman eyes opened to glance at the mess of wires and cables that was her console room.
"TARDIS, were are we?" she asked breathlessly, "AHAHAH!!! You're offlined! You lilly processored git! AND A LIAR! Where's all your sentimentality now! WOO! I'm fired UP!"
She slammed on a button and the flames in the walls burst out before dying out. Her fingers raced through the console tapping keys and touchscreens until finally the TARDIS powered up.
"VOILA! I'm ******** brilliant!" she yelled a the floating monitor as it came online.
"SHUT IT YOU SCRAP HEAP!" she yelled and fell into peals of laughter. "Are we stable?"
<...yes... the barrier between the worlds has become permeable to us with no fissures.>
"I knew it would be. Clean yourself up TARDIS. Mommah has things to do..."
She then sauntered towards the door and burst them open. "HELLO STONE HENGE!!! What's left of you anyway... HA!"