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 Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:43 pm
Granted, but you now have a gaping hole in your vital organs.
I wish I had a hart.
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 3:59 pm
Granted, but it replaces your actual heart.
I wish people wouldn't judge the book by its cover.
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:53 pm
Granted, but now they judge it by it's spine.
I wish I had a Disco Ball.
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:56 pm
Granted, but all the idividual mirrors crack and for the rest of your life have horrid luck.
I wish I could draw really well.
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:47 pm
Granted, but then you go blind.
I wish I could fly.
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:05 pm
granted, but you fly to close to the sun and burn.
I wish for my dog to stop eating cat turds. (Gross I know, but, true story.)
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:08 pm
Granted, but you fly into a plane.
I wish I could sing.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:59 pm
granted but then you go deaf.
i wish i understood what the ******** was going on.
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Curiosity Killed My Fishy
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:43 pm
Granted, but then you commit suicide because you now know how messed up the world really is.
I wish I could grow money.
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:18 am
Granted, but you can spend none of the money.
I wish that I had the balls to tell her off.
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Curiosity Killed My Fishy
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 12:24 am
granted, but then you regret it.
i wish school would just start already.
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 6:25 am
granted, but then you get expelled
i wish i was in Lawrence
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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:03 pm
Granted, but then it is struck by an asteroid.
I wish I had leather pants.
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:26 pm
ya, good luck with that.
i wish i was warm
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Curiosity Killed My Fishy
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:17 pm
Granted, but you are on fire.
I wish I had 16 tons of coal.
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