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 Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:28 am
Popi-Sita Chan Ok, FOR THE RECORD, I feel the need to clarify something so I don't come out looking like. . . Kyle's Mom. The guy I dumped DID call his mom a lot. Usually at least three times when we were out together. Plus he rarely used his own words, only spoke in movie quotes, AND he told me that when we were married (we'd only been seeing each other for three months, and it was NOT serious) that I would have to quit my job to raise the seven kids. Just didn't want to look like a bad person sweatdrop lol! Been there. I totally sympathize!
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 1:11 pm
Hmm... Time for public humiliation I think, mostly because the hilarity of the situation requires it to be posted.
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Well I was taking the two lab mix dogs that I had at the time for a walk. Well, for ease of handling I tied the longer leash around my waist and attached the shorter one to it, only then attaching them to both dogs. It was a routine I'd had a long time and allowed me to have my hands free for whatever I wanted to do.
The walk started by going down hill, a sidewalk with road on one side and grass with trees every so often on the other. Well, for some reason or other.... the dogs started running and I went with them. The problem: this road had many cross streets so I had to get them to stop. Well I figured I'd get more tread on the grass for stopping... I didn't.
And then came the tree, and my dogs, evil monsters that they were went one on one side of the tree, and the other on the other... And well, poor younger Statris, unable to drop a leash since they were attached...went into the tree...
Well....at least we ended up stopping before hitting one of the side streets....
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 4:13 pm
I'm currently re-thinking my dog-walking strategies. sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:22 pm
Serenity Komoshiro Hikari and GLory will get some action soon
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 5:54 am
*THUNK* bad thoughts, Ran, bad thoughts
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 5:55 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:29 am
I couldn't help it. That woulda been a cross-over I wouldn't of minded to see. heart sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:53 am
She elf was helping me fill out my managment application and she was reading questions off to me. Under former jobs was a question "reason for leaving" For somereason however she seemed to think that my old job was my "reason for LIVING" Um no..... she Still cant say "reason for leaving" outloud without cracking up heart
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:09 am
Statris Hmm... Time for public humiliation I think, mostly because the hilarity of the situation requires it to be posted. --- Well I was taking the two lab mix dogs that I had at the time for a walk. Well, for ease of handling I tied the longer leash around my waist and attached the shorter one to it, only then attaching them to both dogs. It was a routine I'd had a long time and allowed me to have my hands free for whatever I wanted to do. The walk started by going down hill, a sidewalk with road on one side and grass with trees every so often on the other. Well, for some reason or other.... the dogs started running and I went with them. The problem: this road had many cross streets so I had to get them to stop. Well I figured I'd get more tread on the grass for stopping... I didn't. And then came the tree, and my dogs, evil monsters that they were went one on one side of the tree, and the other on the other... And well, poor younger Statris, unable to drop a leash since they were attached...went into the tree... Well....at least we ended up stopping before hitting one of the side streets.... i can sympathize with you >.<
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:12 am
Statris Hmm... Time for public humiliation I think, mostly because the hilarity of the situation requires it to be posted. --- Well I was taking the two lab mix dogs that I had at the time for a walk. Well, for ease of handling I tied the longer leash around my waist and attached the shorter one to it, only then attaching them to both dogs. It was a routine I'd had a long time and allowed me to have my hands free for whatever I wanted to do. The walk started by going down hill, a sidewalk with road on one side and grass with trees every so often on the other. Well, for some reason or other.... the dogs started running and I went with them. The problem: this road had many cross streets so I had to get them to stop. Well I figured I'd get more tread on the grass for stopping... I didn't. And then came the tree, and my dogs, evil monsters that they were went one on one side of the tree, and the other on the other... And well, poor younger Statris, unable to drop a leash since they were attached...went into the tree... Well....at least we ended up stopping before hitting one of the side streets.... i can sympathize with you >.<
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 8:47 pm
Ha ha! You double posted! *Pokes the second post* blaugh
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:55 am
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:29 am
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 11:33 pm
Shotgun Guide
1) The first person to yell "SHOTGUN" gets to ride in the front seat.
2) The remaining back seats may be divvied up in the same manner by being the first to call "back right seat", etc..
3) The word "shotgun" must be loud enough to be heard by at least one witness. If no witness is to be found, or in case of a tie, the driver has the final word. After all, it is most likely his car. (note: if it isn't his car, and the owner is present, the owner's decision is final. Owner must be sober, however, or he will defer his judgment to the driver.)
4) Early calls are strictly prohibited. All occupants of the vehicle (including the driver) must be outside of the building and directly on the way to the vehicle before shotgun may be called. Under no circumstances may a person call shotgun inside a building. For sake of simplicity, a garage is considered to be outside. Parking structures and detached garages are always considered as being outdoors, even if they are underground.
5) A person may only call shotgun for one way of a trip. Shotgun can never be called while inside a vehicle or still technically on the way to the first location. For example, one can not get out of a vehicle and call Shotgun for the return journey.
6) Being as how everyone is created equal, men have the same right as women to the front seat of the car. i.e. women don't own the front seat.
7) One is allowed to ride shotgun as many times as he can call it, but for himself only. No one can call shotgun for their slower friend, unless the friend has a speech or mental handicap that prevents them from calling it for themselves.
cool The driver has final say in all ties and disputes. The driver has the right to suspend or remove all shotgun privileges from one or more persons.
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 2:53 pm
We adopted a family through the salvation army at work, and it was my project, so I got to go out and do all the shopping and wrapping and stuff. Anyway, the paper they sent me had the kids' names on it: Barbara and Blanch. I figured, Blanch is a pretty old name, and I was interested to see what sort of people would choose that name (not to mention I think it's a kinda ugly name. It's the sound you make when you puke) But dutifully, I wrote their names on their presents and dropped them off. When I get there, their mother introduces me to her two infant daughters, Barbara and BLANCA!!! They wrote the name wrong on the slip, so this poor little girl is getting Blanch's presents sad But this story has a happy ending, because I brought extra wrapping paper, so we rewraped her gifts and put the right name on them smile
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