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 Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:46 pm
You Will Never Be A Man
Houston, we have a problem.
Unless You Are A Gentleman
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:10 pm
Attention all personal. We are out of oreos. That is all.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:12 pm
LEEEROOOOYYYYY JEEENNNKIIINNNSSS!!!!
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:46 am
Attention all personel. Due to some poisioned fish we accidentally served earlier for dinner, our pilots are now sick and dying. Please don't panic. Does anyone know how to fly a Star Destroyer?
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:37 am
Piett: Lord Vader, the Emperor's demanding you make contact with him.
Vader: Move the ship out of the asteroid field so that we can send a clear transmission.
Piett: That won't be necesairy, my Lord.
Vader: Say what?
Piett: We have no need for transmission anymore. No more static either.
Vader:... Okay, so let me get this straight. You claim to have solved all our transmission problems..... how?
Piett: By using carrier pidgeons.
Vader: Carrier pidgeons?
Piett: Carrier pidgeons, sir.
Vader: Isn't that a little outdated?
Piett: Of course not, sir. We have them equipped with long-range scanners, life support, and a .5 hyperdrive.
*Picks one up, displaying it, then throws it down the hangar chute* *We see it flying out of the hangar, as if it were a TIE fighter*
Piett: He'll take your message to Coruscant.
Vader: Hmm... well done. What about the big stuff?
Piett: Got that covered. *Pushes button*
*Putton activates raising blinds, which reveals an entire fleet of star-destroyer sized Pidgeons. In the background is a giant, white egg, under construction, orbiting a far off planet*
*Rebel fleet arrives and is ambushed by pidgeons*
*As they are pecked to death, their dying screams echo all over the comm units*
*A giant pidgeon carries over and flings an A-Wing into the bridge of the Executor, destroying it*
*The ship crashes into the Egg, exploding*
Vader:..... Shoulda used ImpEx...
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:21 pm
Intercom: So anyway, this guy comes up to me. I think his name was Crix Madine or something. Anyway, he comes up to me, we get some drinks, and he and I come up with this crazy idea. I give him a ton of Imperial plans, blueprints, and secrets. And he causes havoc for the Empire. We had a good laugh about that. It was even funnier when I gave him what he wanted.
Officer: Interesting story sir. But I have one question sir.
Intercom: What?
Officer: Is that red light supposed to be on?
Intercom: What?!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:02 am
Intercom: Attention, Lt. Smith, your hot pink heart boxers were found on the floor of the bridge.
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:01 pm
Intercom: Mahna Mahna! do do do do do!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:36 am
Intercom: Attention passengers, this is your Captain speaking, this is my 1st time serving aboard a star destroyer as its commanding officer... I'M SCARED! I WANNA GO BACK TO GROUND DUTY!
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:16 am
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:31 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:33 pm
Captain: What the Hell do you mean we lost life support?
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:50 pm
They will never know that I am secretly a Jedi master. Wiat, Oh crap!!! Who left that on!!!
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:21 am
Death by tray to you all!
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:42 pm
Disco Fevah!!!!! *disco balls appear in every corridor and music plays*
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