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 Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:43 pm
Chuck Norris once created a boulder so heavey that even he couldn't lift it. Then he lifted it anyway.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:54 pm
Oh man.
I guess it's true what they say.
Once the Chuck Norris stars,
it ain't ever slowin down!
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:55 pm
(mainly because Chuck Norris moves at such a fast speed that if he ever stopped, the world would start moving backwards. )
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:25 am
Ahhh, Chuck Norris jokes, what'd we do without them?
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:00 pm
Well, some say we would cease to exist without him.
Though, I don't know if we'll ever actually find out,
because in the off chance that he dies and that's true,
we'd just stop existing right away anyway.
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:57 pm
Hmmmm, very good point you have there.
But if it weren't true we'd be able to find out. Just not if it turned out to be true.
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:36 pm
Exactly.
We just have to hope that it's not.
Or else.
boooom.
or is it more of a zeeep noise?
hmm.
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:54 am
I think it'd be more like one big, collective wail of "CHUCK NORRIS!"
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:28 pm
Mm...I guess.
So would we recognize it before it happened because we would all suddenly be yelling Chuck Norris in unison?
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:00 am
Well, it might be the end of the world, but then again it might be Chuck Norris appreciation day or something. You know, he'd use those mind powers of his to get us to say it in unison.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:15 pm
That should totally be a national holiday.
No,
scratch that,
a universal holiday.
*nods*
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:21 pm
YES! Let's petition for it.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:25 pm
YESS!!!
Would that be a totally inappropriate thing to do in THIS guild though?
Hmm...
IS there a chuck norris guild?
*goes to investigate*
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:27 pm
I'd be shocked if there wasn't one.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:39 pm
There is 1.
And it's kind of lame.
And underpopulated.
Hmm..
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
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