WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE HITMEN GUILD.




Read the whole first page before requesting to join, kthnx.

WHAT IS THE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE HITMEN, EXACTLY?

The MCR hitmen are group of people who are committed to educating
[and sucking the blооd/eating the brains of]
MCR teenies, hatеrs and s**t disturbers.
Formed in the Official My Chemical Romance Guild, the Hitmen consists of a group of vampires/zombies/werewolves who are sick and tired of

o1. People who hatе MCR for no good reasons.
[No good reasons = because they're popular, because it`s not "cool" to like them, ETC.]

o2. Teenies, who LOVE MCR for no good reasons.
[No good reasons = because the band members are good looking, because they play WTTBP on the radio, ETC.]

o3.Fans that start s**t for no. ********. Reason.
[No good reason = because of new haircuts (or lack thereof), because of the band’s girlfriends or other personal life related issues, because of unfounded rumours, ETC.]


HOW DO YOU JOIN THE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE HITMEN?
RULES FOR JOINING
o1. You must be an active member of the MCR community.
o2. You must post regularly in the guild, so we know that you are not
a. a teenie, b. a hatеr or c. a pain in the butt.
o3. You must fill out the form below.
[if your request is rejected, and you feel you deserve to be in the guild,
try posting in our Official Thread a couple times, to prove to us you deserve to be in the guild. DO NOT PM US AND WHINE ABOUT IT.]

THE FORM
Favorite Album;;
Favorite Song;;
Favorite B-Side;;
How You Grew To Love MCR;;
Ligitimate Reason Why You Want To Join;;
You Are A;; [[strike]vampire[/strike], zombie, werewolf?]
Do you know what a teenie/hater is? If so,have you ever experienced one's unpleasantness?;;
Do you think that Jumping Jupiter will aid the society of pink elephants and their corrisponding phantoms?;;


[due to a huge overdose of vampires, it has been temporarily disabled.
if you feel that you really deserve to be a vampire, contact one of the crew with a ligitimate reason]
CHOOSE VAMPIRE, AUTOMATIC DECLINE.



-doom & BRAINZ!
-Updated by La Dame