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 Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:43 pm
shoaffer BD: If you blow too hard, the spit won't come out. The time where the trombones tried to empty out the spit from inside thier instruments. I take off my whole slide and sump out the spit! xd I am a band geek
I think I'm the only Clarinet player with a puddle by my feet at the end of class. I have such a spitty mouth. Even my ortho says so...
Got a PROBLEM with that?!
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:43 pm
"BLOW BLOW BLOW! BLOW HARDER! KEEP BLOWING! I WANT MORE! BLOW!"
-my BD yesterday
hahahahaha.........................
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:59 pm
biggrin my friend [lays trombone, and is the biggest perv, so i have heard him say some of those trombone things.
pit instructer- don't hit it so hard, you need to be gentle.
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:00 pm
oh one more thing, no joke my bd said this
"to those who blow"
then one of the color guard laughed so hard she fell off the chair.
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:41 pm
you need to roll. if you don't roll you will get down to the floor so fast you won't know what hit you.
higher, higher. now push, man you are weak!
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:36 pm
xDDD this is one that a girl told me...
"Horns up!"
The instructor tells that to get the horns to play xDDDDD
my insturctor told my friend who play trombone this one
"You have to blow harder and slide faster dammit! if you dont, itll never sound right!"
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:42 pm
oh, and my personal favorite.
"Dont you guys ever go home and play with your sax?"
think about the pronunciation. itll come in time if you dont get it. xD
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:57 am
Haha well I played sousa during marching season and we kept talking about how much bigger our equiptment was then everyone else's. Lol even girls haha! And of course we were 'big, thick and twisted'
Our drum majors march with a mace (woot go military marching!) and I always threaten to use my drum major's big hard stick to beat people with haha!
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:09 pm
My friends got my other friend who plays barry sax a button that says "Practice safe sax: wear a neck strap"
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:14 pm
during rehearsal one of my directors told said "trombones you need to spank us on 4."
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:36 pm
One time we were practicing new drill with the charts in our hands. Then our drum major wanted to see if we could do it while playing so she said,
"Ok, guys now if you would just take your drill and stick it in your pants."
More boner jokes!: "7 positions! If you try to do the 8th position it falls off." whee
"You know you're in band when the person with the nicest boner is a girl"
We also have this woodwind joke...
So there was this girl who played flute and her boyfriend played clarinet. One time they were having sex, and the girl remembers they forgot to use a condom so she tells him, "Honey, I think you should pull out."
"Why? Am I sharp?"
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:57 pm
You're looking rather horny...
I'm rather horny right now...
(Things said in a French-horn mindset)
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:58 pm
The boner is the dirtest instrument in band! xd Oh, all the trombone jokes! rofl
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:47 pm
I think your G string is too low razz
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:52 pm
My friend who plays the violin keeps talking about her broken G string. Constantly. And she won't shut up.
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