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 Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:02 pm
Oh, right. And come with me when I walk my dog...considering my dog isn't scared to pee with him there...I think I'd be... sweatdrop I'm tempted to say I'd get him to put the turds in the plastic bag for me, but I couldn't put Alucard-sama through that... cry
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:16 pm
Ace of Death Wow, you really have this planned out. Have to say it sounds like a good day. Hm... for who, exactly? Liviu I'd like to see him figure skate. Hellsing: On Ice! Stain the rink red. I doubt Alucard would be willing to wear tights.... *smirk... snort, giggle* a[lunie]card Oh, right. And come with me when I walk my dog...considering my dog isn't scared to pee with him there...I think I'd be... sweatdrop I'm tempted to say I'd get him to put the turds in the plastic bag for me, but I couldn't put Alucard-sama through that... cry If you did manage to make him do it... he'd be upset with you for a little, I bet.
Why would you be afraid to pee if Alucard was watching you? I'd just go, "Do you MIND?!" and (if he wasn't standing in the bathroom) shut the door. If he was inside the bathroom, I'd just grab one of the towels in there, and throw it over his head...
Man, I don't care if Alucard suddenly became real and moved in with me - Nobody messes with my style of doing things.
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:18 pm
Alucard... in tights? The horror! The horror! ...But at least it's better than a chippendales outfit.
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:22 pm
a[lunie]card Oh, right. And come with me when I walk my dog...considering my dog isn't scared to pee with him there...I think I'd be... sweatdrop I'm tempted to say I'd get him to put the turds in the plastic bag for me, but I couldn't put Alucard-sama through that... cry If you did manage to make him do it... he'd be upset with you for a little, I bet.
Why would you be afraid to pee if Alucard was watching you? I'd just go, "Do you MIND?!" and (if he wasn't standing in the bathroom) shut the door. If he was inside the bathroom, I'd just grab one of the towels in there, and throw it over his head...
Man, I don't care if Alucard suddenly became real and moved in with me - Nobody messes with my style of doing things. If he walked in, I would probably...well...he would probably leave, so let's go to the other one. If he was already in there for some reason or another, I'd ask him to turn around......Yeah...
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:58 am
Starlit DeityOfTheForest I wouldn't return him. 3nodding I second that emotion. x3
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:01 am
Missy Molly Starlit DeityOfTheForest I wouldn't return him. 3nodding I second that emotion. x3 That is a heck of a lot of money to spend on Alucard's service to simply return him.
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:11 pm
Gorenza Missy Molly Starlit DeityOfTheForest I wouldn't return him. 3nodding I second that emotion. x3 That is a heck of a lot of money to spend on Alucard's service to simply return him. Would n't. ^^ Well, not for Alucard, obviously! But then, we're paying the money, so...
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:26 pm
oops my bad... You wouldn't send him back huh.
Well I think keeping Alucard captive would cause you far more problems then you would possible want.
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 11:04 pm
After having him around, who would return him?
I'd just want to buy him. And make him my personal b***h...
OMG I just pictured it like a toy commercial-
Personal vampire- comes with coffin, and clothes.
....food supply and fledgling vampire not included.
xd Speaking of commercial, how would he advertise his services?
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:28 pm
Humm I hadn't really thought about that.
I assumed it would be a word of mouth kind of thing. You know because Hellsing is not supposed to exist...to the community. So I would guess Integra would find and locate you because you happen to have a lot of money and you can to be trusted with her servant. That would be the most logical choice anyway. You commercial idea would be a lot more entertaining though.
Perhaps we should make a post for people to portray Alucards services in a commercial. I would love to see what people come up with.
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:12 pm
Gorenza Humm I hadn't really thought about that. I assumed it would be a word of mouth kind of thing. You know because Hellsing is not supposed to exist...to the community. So I would guess Integra would find and locate you because you happen to have a lot of money and you can to be trusted with her servant. That would be the most logical choice anyway. You commercial idea would be a lot more entertaining though. Perhaps we should make a post for people to portray Alucards services in a commercial. I would love to see what people come up with. That would count most of us out, then! XD The commercial post is a great idea. The commercial's could be in all media, like flash, video from the DVDs, or even ones like you'd find in a magazine.
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:06 pm
Right Ace but we are working on the assumption that you have come into a lot of money and Integra is really desperate. You still have to understand that she is still his true master. So I would think that she would make it clear on passing him over to what she will do to you if you don't behave. Come now there is still a lot of good times you could have with Alucard regardless. The fact of the mater is you could spend all day trying to find what you can best him in. Perhaps you could see what his skills are like on Halo 2. Keep in mind that he may blow up your T.V trying.
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:56 am
Gorenza Right Ace but we are working on the assumption that you have come into a lot of money and Integra is really desperate. You still have to understand that she is still his true master. So I would think that she would make it clear on passing him over to what she will do to you if you don't behave. Come now there is still a lot of good times you could have with Alucard regardless. The fact of the mater is you could spend all day trying to find what you can best him in. Perhaps you could see what his skills are like on Halo 2. Keep in mind that he may blow up your T.V trying. It'd be worth it to see if he sucks at Soul Calibur Three worse than I do!
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:03 pm
Gorenza Right Ace but we are working on the assumption that you have come into a lot of money and Integra is really desperate. You still have to understand that she is still his true master. So I would think that she would make it clear on passing him over to what she will do to you if you don't behave. Come now there is still a lot of good times you could have with Alucard regardless. The fact of the mater is you could spend all day trying to find what you can best him in. Perhaps you could see what his skills are like on Halo 2. Keep in mind that he may blow up your T.V trying. True. Heh, a blind and drunk dog could defeat me at Halo. XD Maybe pingpong or cards would be better for me...
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:39 pm
Liros It'd be worth it to see if he sucks at Soul Calibur Three worse than I do! Knowing my luck, Alucard would probably rape my a** at Soul Calibur like everyone else. D: I'll just stick to Tekken and Mortal Kombat, thank you. heart I don't think he'd be so hot for DDR though... so I guess that gives me some hope.
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