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 Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:27 pm
he was secretly an ninja. 
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:15 pm
Her seals bit me when we made out o_0
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 3:41 pm
he wouldn't shave his mohawk
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:16 pm
She wore a ball gown to bed...those jeweled chains hurt!
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:44 pm
...Snuff___Princess... She wore a ball gown to bed...those jeweled chains hurt! She would never look me in the eye. 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:44 pm
burning_eyes Because that crazy b***h tried to paint my breasts gold and cover me with glitter!....
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:40 pm
Becuase she tried to suffocate me with her hair ~
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:42 pm
because she beat me with her Kiki
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 5:40 pm
because she wouldn't stop watching me. It's a dude...
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:19 pm
Because he turned too angelic and looked too much like a woman...
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:22 pm
Asumie06 because she wouldn't stop watching me. It's a dude... You know, he was a really nice guy. He always put the needs of others first, he never cheated, he never even used bad language. But after a while I started to feel a little...unworthy next to him. Not to mention he made me feel kind of masculine, too. eek But it's okay. I got the mini angel wings and the halo out of the divorce. rofl Ugga ugga!
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:02 pm
She took the phrase "bikini wax" to a WHOLE new level.
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:30 pm
All she did was listen to music all day, she never listed to me, not even when I told her I was pregnant with her baby D= xDDDDDDD 
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:44 am
[Geek.Love] All she did was listen to music all day, she never listed to me, not even when I told her I was pregnant with her baby D= xDDDDDDD All she did was sit around and play dungeons and dragons. Then she would run through the house yelling "I beat you with FAIRY MAGIC!" At least I think that's what she was saying. Those teeth gave her such a lisp it was hard to tell.
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:45 am
Living with her was like living with the Addam's Family! You ask her what's for dinner and she'd hold up our pet cat. A person can only handle so much darkness, and walking through a graveyard every night for a romantic getaway is just a tad too much for the normal!
Oh, and did I mention that she'd snore louder than a stampede!? At least I got to keep the kitchen sink after that divorce.
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