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 Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:34 pm
By saying "no dress" Jack insinuated that Elizabeth should be naked in his cabin. It was a clever statement if I do say so myself. It had me chuckling.
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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:14 pm
Shanthikumar By saying "no dress" Jack insinuated that Elizabeth should be naked in his cabin. It was a clever statement if I do say so myself. It had me chuckling. An' people wonder why I'm always tellin' them that Jack's a player. Never underestimate th'power've lechery an' wanderin' fingers an' eyes.
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:07 pm
yo ho yo ho
i love the jar of dirt
a pirates life for me
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:23 pm
Tia: I require payment.
Jack: Look.
[shoots the monkey]
Jack: An undead monkey!
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:23 pm
Bootstrap Bill Turner Shanthikumar By saying "no dress" Jack insinuated that Elizabeth should be naked in his cabin. It was a clever statement if I do say so myself. It had me chuckling. An' people wonder why I'm always tellin' them that Jack's a player. Never underestimate th'power've lechery an' wanderin' fingers an' eyes. Jack is a player. you're right.
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:36 pm
[the maids lace Elizabeth up into a corset]
Governor Swann: A fine gentleman, don't you think? He fancies you, you know. Elizabeth? How's it coming?
Elizabeth: It's difficult to say.
Governor Swann: I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.
Elizabeth: Well, women in London must've learned not to breathe.
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Harbormaster: [to Jack] What - hey. Hold up, there, you. It's a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock. [they both look at the sunken boat] And I shall need to know your name.
Jack: [hands him three shillings] What d'ye say to three shillings... and we forget the name?
Harbormaster: Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith. [Jack sees the Harbormasters money pouch and takes it]
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Murtogg: Hey! You! Get away from there.
Mullroy: You don't have permission to be aboard there, mate.
Jack: I'm sorry, it's just - it's such a pretty boat. Ship.
Murtogg: What's your name?
Jack: Smith. Or Smithy, if you like.
Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Murtogg: Yeah. and no lies.
Jack: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!
Murtogg: I said no lies!
Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.
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[Elizabeth falls into the water]
Jack: Will you be saving her then?
Mullroy: I can't swim.
Jack: [glances at Murtogg who stares back at him] Pride of the King's Navy you are. [hands the guards his effects] Do not lose these. [dives in to save her]
Murtogg: [the medallion calls to the Black Pearl] What was that? [helps Jack with Elizabeth] Ooh, I got her. She's not breathing!
Jack: Move! [shoves him aside, cuts open corset and Elizabeth spits out water and gasps for breath]
Mullroy: Never would've thought of that.
Jack: Clearly you've never been to Singapore. [sees medallion, to Elizabeth] Where did you get that?
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:44 pm
Mr.Gibbs: [in relation to the bone cage] Lift like yer liftin' a lady's skirt!
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:53 pm
Jack: I knew you'd warm up to me. Commodore Norrington, my effects, please, and my hat. Commodore! Elizabeth. It is Elizabeth isn't it?
Elizabeth: It's Miss Swann.
Jack: Miss Swann, if you'd be so kind. Come, come, dear. We don't have all day. Now if you'd be very kind. [she straps on his sword, puts on his hat, etc.] Easy on the goods, darling.
Elizabeth: You're despicable.
Jack: Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you save mine, we're square. Gentlemen, m'lady, you will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow! [pushes Elizabeth away and escapes, swinging around and landing on a beam above their heads]
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Norrington: Excellent work, Mr. Brown. You've assisted in the capture of a dangerous fugitive.
Mr. Brown: Just doing my civic duty, sir.
Norrington: Well, I trust you will always remember this as the day that Captain Jack Sparrow almost escaped. Take him away.
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Jack: [picks up the bone and whistles] Come on, doggy. It's just you and me now. It's you and ol' Jack. Come on. Come on, good boy. That a good boy, come on! Bit closer, bit closer. That's it, that's it, doggy. Come on you filthy, slimy, mangy cur. [there's a crash downstairs and the dog runs away] No, no, no, no, no, I didn't mean it. I didn't... [a crash as the prison guard is thrown down the stairs]
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Will: I can get you out of here.
Jack: How's that? The key's run off.
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Jack: I'll tell you mate, if every town in the world were like this one, no man would ever feel unwanted.
Jack: Scarlett ! [she slaps him] Not sure I deserved that. Giselle!
Giselle: Who was she?!
Jack: What? [she slaps him] I may have deserved that.
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Jack: You, sailor!
Gibbs: Cotton, sir.
Jack: Mr. Cotton... do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? Mr. Cotton ! Answer, man!
Gibbs: He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how.
Jack: Mr. Cotton 's... parrot. Same question.
Parrot: Wind in the sails! Wind in the sails!
Gibbs: Mostly, we figure, that means "yes."
Jack: O'course it does. [to Will] Satisfied?
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Jack: [comes over to the voice and takes off the sailors hat, revealing a woman] Anamaria. [she slaps him]
Will: I suppose you didn't deserve that one either.
Jack: No, that one I deserved.
Anamaria: You stole my boat!
Jack: Actually - [she slaps him again] borrowed. Borrowed without permission. But with every intention of bringing it back to you.
Anamaria: But you didn't!
Jack: You'll get another one.
Anamaria: [points her forefinger at him] I will.
Will: A better one.
Jack: A better one!
Will: That one. [points to the Interceptor]
Jack: What one? That one?! Aye, that one. What say you?
Crew: Aye!
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:21 pm
Koehler: Did it work?
Ragetti: I don't feel no different.
Pintel: How do we tell? [Barbossa shoots him]
Koehler: You're not dead.
Pintel: No. He shot me!
Ragetti: It didn't work.
Twigg: The curse it still upon us!
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Jack: [is dragged up to the plank] I'd really rather hoped we were past all this.
Barbossa: Jack.... Jack. Did ya not notice? That be the same little island that we made you Governor of on our last little trip. [points out the distant island]
Jack: I did notice.
Barbossa: Perhaps you'll be able to conjure up another miraculous escape...but I doubt it. [unsheathes his sword and brandishes it at Jack 's throat] Off you go.
Jack: Last time, you left me a pistol with one shot.
Barbossa: By the powers, you're right. Where be Jack 's pistol? Bring it forward. [the pistol is brought]
Jack: Seeing as there's two of us, a gentleman...would give us a pair of pistols.
Barbossa: It'll be one pistol as before, and you can be the gentleman and shoot the lady and starve to death yourself. [throws the pistol into the sea, Jack jumps in after it and recovers it]
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Jack: [looks back at the Pearl; wades out onto the beach shaking off the ropes that bound his wrists] That's the second time I've had to watch that man sail away with my ship.
Elizabeth: [follows Jack as he walks] But you were marooned on this island before, weren't you? So we can escape in the same way you did then.
Jack: To what point and purpose, young missy? The Black Pearl is gone and unless you have a rudder and a lot of sails hidden in that bodice - unlikely - young Mr. Turner will be dead long before you can reach him.
Elizabeth: [follows him as he knocks on a tree trunk then takes four steps and jumps up and down a few times] But you're Captain Jack Sparrow. You vanished from under the eyes of seven agents of the East India Company. You sacked Nassau Port without even firing a shot. Are you the pirate I've read about or not? How did you escape last time?
Jack: Last time...I was here a grand total of three days, all right? Last time [opens a secret cellar door]...the rumrunners used this island as a cache. Came by, and I was able to barter a passage off. From the looks of things, they've long been out of business. Probably...have your bloody friend Norrington to thank for that. [climbs out with two bottles of rum in his hands]
Elizabeth: So that's it then? That's the secret grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow? You spent three days lying on a beach, drinking rum?!
Jack: Welcome to the Caribbean, love. [hands her a bottle]
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Jack: [takes out pistol, thinks better of it and puts it back, stalks off, imitates Elizabeth] "Must've been terrible for you to be trapped here, Jack. Must've been terrible for you." Well it bloody is now! [spots the Dauntless] There'll be no living with her after this.
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Elizabeth: Coward! The commodore ordered - I have to tell him! The pirates! They're cursed! They cannot be killed!
Gillette: Don't worry, miss, he's already informed of that. A little mermaid flopped up on deck and told him the whole story. [shuts the doors]
Elizabeth: This is Jack Sparrow 's doing! [she is locked in]
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[Jack pushing through the crowd of pirates]
Jack: Excuse me.
Barbossa: ...by blood un -
Will: Jack!
Barbossa: S'not possible.
Jack: Not probable.
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Barbossa: I want fifty percent of your plunder.
Jack: Fifteen.
Barbossa: Forty.
Jack: Twenty-five. And I'll buy you the hat. A really big one...Commodore.
Barbossa: We have an accord. [they shake hands]
Jack: All hand's to the boats! [sees Barbossa look at him askance] Apologies. You give the orders.
Barbossa: Gents...take a walk. [the pirates walk away]
Jack: Not to the boats? [the cursed pirates walk on the sea's floor to the Dauntless, the moonlight revealing their true form]
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:37 pm
Ragetti: Oooh!
Pintel: Stop that! Already feel like a fool.
Ragetti: You look nice, though.
Pintel: I look nice?! [they fight and are revealed; the soldiers on board spot the invading pirates and they fight]
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Barbossa: So what now, Jack Sparrow? Will it be it two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound? Hmm?
Jack: Or you could surrender.
Barbossa: Arr. [laughs and runs after Jack]
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Official: [reading a proclamation] Jack Sparrow, be it known that you have...
Jack: [standing on the gallows] Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow.
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Official: ...impersonating an officer of the Spanish Royal Navy, impersonating a cleric of the Church of England...
Jack: [smiling] Ah, yes. [looks over at the executioner who glares at him]
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Norrington: You forget your place, Turner.
Will: It's right here...between you and Jack.
Elizabeth: [stands next to Will] As is mine.
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[Jack the monkey emerges from the water and scampers over to the chest with the Aztec gold; he takes one of the medallions and is cursed once more; the moonlight shows the monkey as a skeleton and screeching, he jumps at the camera]
While watching the Second one I was wondering why the monkey was still cursed. Lol After watching the First one agian I seen that and was like "DUH"(SMACKS HEAD REPEATLY)
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:38 pm
Sorry for all the posts I did but I love every one of those lines. Lol.
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:46 pm
hmm...I like these
1. "Im dishonest...and an honset man you canalways trust to bedishonest honsetly, its the honest ones youve got to watch out for cuz you never know whenthey are gonna do something incredibly...stupid."
2. "Son...i'm Captain Jack Sparrow,savvy?
3. *Tia Dalma hands Jack the jar of dirt*
"Its a...jar of dirt"
"yes"
" and is the jar of dirt going to help me?"
"if you dont want it...give it back"
"no!"
4. "i want my jar of dirt"
5. "welcome to the Caribbean luv"
6. "A wedding! I love weddings, drinks all around!"
Those are just a few of my favorites
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:22 am
Mimi7185 Sorry for all the posts I did but I love every one of those lines. Lol. That's okay. I loved them all too. heart I love your sig, by the way.
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:31 am
Gibbs: [after Jack shoots the monkey] You know that won't do any good.
Jack Sparrow: I know but it does me!
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Cotton's Bird: [squawk] Walk the plank! Walk the plank!
Jack Sparrow: [pulls out gun and points it at the bird] What did the bird say?
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Jack Sparrow: No worries! Tia Dalma and I go way back, nigh, inseparable we are... were... have been... before...
Gibbs: I got yer back, sir.
Jack Sparrow: It's me front I'm worried about.
Jack Sparrow: [to Will] Mind the boat.
Will Turner: [to Gibbs] Mind the boat.
Gibbs: [to Ragetti] Mind the boat.
Ragetti: [to Pintel] Mind the boat.
Pintel: [to an anonymous sailor] Mind the boat.
Sunburned Sailor: [to Marty] Mind the boat.
Marty: [to Cotton's parrot] Mind the boat.
Cotton's Parrot: [to Cotton] Mind the boat.
[It flies off, leaving Cotton to pout and sit back down in the boat]
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Elizabeth Swann: [in drag] I'm here to find the man I love!
Jack Sparrow:[back turned to 'him'] I'm deeply flattered, lad, but my first and only love is the sea. [Gestures for Mr. Gibbs to get rid of Elizabeth, not knowing it's her.]
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Jack Sparrow: [empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone?
Jack Sparrow: [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why.
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[as they are attempting to commandeer the Interceptor]
Jack Sparrow: Don't be alarmed, we're taking over the ship.
Will Turner: [lunges with his sword] AYE! AVAST!
[Jack stares at him as all the British sailors burst out laughing]
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:14 pm
manga_lover11 Mimi7185 Sorry for all the posts I did but I love every one of those lines. Lol. That's okay. I loved them all too. heart I love your sig, by the way.
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