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 Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:03 pm
Before Cloud goes flying down to confront Sephiroth
Cloud: I don't want to go down there! HE'S NUTS!
Vincent: Well certainly you don't expect one of us to go. Come on. Do we look like morons?*turns back to others who aren't paying attention to the argument* Are we?
Others: Yeah. . . what he said.
Vincent: Thanks guys, nice hussle. I have an idea. We'll play rock-paper-scisors and the loser will go fight Sephiroth alone.
Cloud: . . . Deal.
Tifa: I play winner! *Runs over and knocks Cloud off with her massive breasts*. . . Oops.
Vincent: *actually starts laughing so hard that he cries*
RedXIII: The end of the world approacheth.
Others:*nod*
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:58 am
Irvine: *gun shakes in hand* i dont think i can do this *closes eyes and fires*
Edea: AHH *falls to ground with bullet hole in chest*
Irvine: Yes bullseye!!!
Squall: MOMMY!
Director: God damn it cut! Irvine u were supposed to miss badly and be a sucky gunman there
Irvine: but...but...
Squall: crying you killed my mommy! im gonna tell daddy!
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:15 am
FF9
Zidane: *walks through the ship on fire on his way out to look for garnet*
Blank: Zidane wait
Zidane: what do you want? im on my way to save the beatilicious garnet
Blank: your only after her to plow her arn't u...
Zidane: hey shutup..uh...umm....i love and respect as a real female unlike all the other hot chicks i persue and flirt with =3
Blank: shut ur lieing a** up
Zidane: you wanna start sumtin beotch?
Blank: =O no one calls me a beotch its on
Zidane: *pulls out both knives* bring it
Blank: *pulls out sword jumps to the side with a spin and lands with back facing zidan and jumps backwards and jams sword into his chest*
Zidane: guah >_O
Blank: lets see you go after that loved and respected Female now!
directer: *pinching upper nose part*cut....*sigh*how many cast members must we loose and replace in one day? gonk
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:44 pm
OH....MY....GOD!!! xd xd xd Too...funny...do NOT make me choose a favorite. My brain would explode.
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:49 pm
Tsuki_Hime FF X
*The scene where they're surfing down the cable in Bevelle to save Yuna*
*The guards actually break the cable and everyone is forced to hang on for dear life. Wakka is stuck between Tidus and Lulu.*
Tidus: WAKKA! GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF MY FACE! IT KEEPS BOUNCING OFF MY CHEEK! YOU'RE NICE AND ALL BUT I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW YOU THIS WELL! SO I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU SOME OPTIONS: 1) YOU GET YOUR a** OUT OF MY FACE OR 2) I POKE YOU'RE a** WITH MY SWORD! PICK!
Lulu: Wakka don't you dare look up my skirt I got Firaga ready aimed at your face!
Yuna: Oh God. . . They're supposed to be rescuing me.
Director: CUT! Someone pull them up!
Seymore: *killing himself laughing in the corner* Dear God...please save me from hyperventilating. xp
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:50 pm
Yuna, Paine and Rikku is riding on the Airship when Yuna slips and falls. Paine and Rikku jumps after her. But they fall off the ship too. And land in the water and find Tidus. Oh..crap...
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:41 pm
i have NO CLUE what so ever why im posting another one of my crappy bloopers, but here it goes...
*Everyone from FF7 walks into the Family Guy house*
Stewie: Oh my god, who are you 3D characters breaking into our lovely home!? eek
Tifa: AWWWW, SUCH A CUTE BABY! 4laugh
*Tifa hugs Stewie very hard*
Stewie: too much hugging, cannot breathe, help me father! eek
Peter: Holy s*it, who are these weird people, and why are you hugging my son you ugly lady?
Lois: Now Peter, it isn't nice to curse neutral
Stewie: She's right! mad
*Stewie drop kicks Peter*
Peter: OH GOD, THE EXCRUCIATING PAIN!! gonk
*Peter recovers and starts checking Tifa out*
Peter: Hey baby... smile
Cloud: Get away from my girlfriend! stressed
*Cloud and Peter start fighting*
Peter: OH, YOU WANT SOME OF THIS, COME ON, LET'S GO (while fighting Cloud) scream
Tifa: Cloud, I never said we were boyfriend/girlfriend! neutral
Everyone: eek *Peter punchs Cloud one last time*
*Cloud runs out of the house*
Cloud: WAAAAAAAAAAH!!! gonk gonk gonk
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 12:21 pm
 Yuna: Let's see what we have behind door number 2!
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 12:45 pm
((when aeris gets killed by seph))
Cloud: "JESUS CHRIST!! dud what the hell?"
Seph: "she gave me crabs"
eek
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 3:43 pm
Seph slowly comes down to kill aeris* At the last second aeris raises her staff flipping sephiroth onto the ground* she then begins to beat him to death whacking him with her staff* seph dies and she walks back towards cloud. "I'm tired of being the suckiest character ever!" she yells while walking by cloud grabs his buster sword throws him the staff. "alright now you'll feel what it's like to be a healer with no purpose!" she stalks of. Cloud:uuuuuummm....
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:59 pm
Karn1254 Seph slowly comes down to kill aeris* At the last second aeris raises her staff flipping sephiroth onto the ground* she then begins to beat him to death whacking him with her staff* seph dies and she walks back towards cloud. "I'm tired of being the suckiest character ever!" she yells while walking by cloud grabs his buster sword throws him the staff. "alright now you'll feel what it's like to be a healer with no purpose!" she stalks of. Cloud:uuuuuummm.... dude that so totally rocks xd rofl lmao lol and all that jist/gist (sp)
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:02 am
Vincent Scene: Take 1
*FF7 when they meet Vincent*
Cloud: What's in here? *Opens the door*
Yuffie: COFFINS!?
Cloud: Hmm. . . *goes over to Vincent's coffin and opens it* What the- *it's empty* WHERE THE HELL IS VINCENT?! *sound of a toilet flushing and Vincent walks in*
Vincent: Uh. . . Sorry?
Cloud: Where did you go!?
Vincent: Well, I kinda had one to many soda pops before getting in the coffin and. . . You guys were taking such a long time to get here that I couldn't hold it anymore. So. . .
Director: CUT! NO MORE POP FOR VINCENT!
Vincent: Aw. . .
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:15 pm
Vincent Scene: Take 2
Cloud:*goes over and tries to open the coffin* WTF? It's stuck! Vincent? Could you please push on the inside of the lid?
Vincent: The lid is stuck?! *panting* . . . I got a confession: I'M CHLOSTERPHOBIC!!! GET ME OUT!! IT'S DARK AND SCARY!! *pounds on the coffin lid* GET ME OUT!!!
Director: CUT!! Somebody get a crowbar before we have to pay for a new casket! *splintering wood sound*. . . Nevermind. Someone order a new coffin. . . WITHOUT LOCKS!!
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:30 pm
heh ^_^ love the vincent ones
Cloud is in the middle of telling his story.
Cloud: And the town burned down... but there is good news.
Tifa: huh?
Cloud: I did save a bunch of money on my car insurance after switching to Geico!
Barret: dude me too! You must be gellin'
Cloud: Like Ma-Gellin'
Cid's in the back smokin' as Red drinks a bottle of Sake
Tifa: Is everyone getting sponsored but me?!
Sephiroth pops in
Sephiroth: No tifa remember? You got a Wonder-Bra.
Tifa: Oh ya ^_^
Kingdom Hearts when Ansem is talking about Riku turning to the darkness.
Ansem: To a heart seeking freedom this island is a prison, surrounded by water. And so this boy... sought to escape from his prison. And he opened his heart to darkness.
Moogle: Oh ya?! Kupo!
Ansem: Wait... where the hell is Sora?
Moggle: He had a date with Kairi, Kupo!
Riku: He what?! He said he just needed to... oh I swear!
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:39 am
After you defeat Sephrioth for the first time
Cloud: * on his knees* I can still hear him laughing....
Cid: Maybe because he's right behind you.
Cloud: * turns around to see Sephiroth, laughing his a** off*
Sephiroth: MUHUHAAHAHAHA!
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