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 Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:51 pm
Elphaba: Screw the animals, I'm just an attention whore!
Fiyero: Let's go have a study party!
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:46 am
My friend and I came up with this one when we were doing Les Mis at school. This is to the tune of "A Little Fall of Rain":
Eponine:
Don't you fret, Monsieur Marius,
you won't feel any pain.
A little fall of rain
can hardly help you now.
I'm here.
That's all you need to know.
You didn't keep me safe.
You didn't keep me close.
And now, you'll make the flowers grow!
*Eponine shoots Marius.*
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:23 pm
Sweeney Todd: I'm not in the mood to kill people today. I think I might take a nap, maybe have some tea...
Snoopy (YAGMCB): Goddammit life sucks.
Lucy (Jekyll & Hyde): I like being a whore just fine!
Charlie Brown: Goddammit life ROCKS! (thank you, Ali my love)
Audrey (LSOH): ******** Seymour, SLAP ME HARDER!
I'll try and think of some more.
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:46 am
Fagin: You've got to pick a pocket or...
(Police burst in)
Police: Stop Fagin your under arrest!
Fagin: But I never stole anything it was all the kids
Police: Thats not the crime youve been charged for. We think theres something more to you keeping little boys to stay with you...
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:09 pm
Rhiannon_Larae My friend and I came up with this one when we were doing Les Mis at school. This is to the tune of "A Little Fall of Rain": Eponine: Don't you fret, Monsieur Marius, you won't feel any pain. A little fall of rain can hardly help you now. I'm here. That's all you need to know. You didn't keep me safe. You didn't keep me close. And now, you'll make the flowers grow! *Eponine shoots Marius.*
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:44 pm
Carlotta: I think I want to move down to second alto....
Everyone else: YES!! PLEASE DO!!
Carlotta: I'll be the best second alto ever!!!! I will blow people away with how low I can see!
Meg: *whispering to Christine* That way she won't break the eardrums of other people. This works out great for everyone.
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:45 pm
MadameJavert Rhiannon_Larae My friend and I came up with this one when we were doing Les Mis at school. This is to the tune of "A Little Fall of Rain": Eponine: Don''t you fret, Monsieur Marius, you won''t feel any pain. A little fall of rain can hardly help you now. I''m here. That''s all you need to know. You didn''t keep me safe. You didn''t keep me close. And now, you''ll make the flowers grow! *Eponine shoots Marius.* OMG!!!!!! THAT''S FRICKEN AWESOME!!!!!!
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:38 am
xp awesome
chicago:
Mama: i need some love for me...*laughs* what am i saying i', rich!!
Billy Flynn: I LOVE YOU MAMA!!! MARRY ME
Mama get your jive white a** outta here fool i is rich as you *b***h slaps billy* now shut up and make me some tea!!
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:18 pm
this is a weird little thing I thought up. Imagine a bunch of theatre characters in an AA-like meeting.
Oedipus (Oedipus the King/Oedipus at Colonus): Greetings all and welcome to Theatre Characters with Issues Anonymous. I'm glad to hear that there are people here. I would say "glad to see people here", but because I BLINDED MYSELF AFTER MY WIFE KILLED HERSELF BECAUSE SHE FOUND OUT THAT I'M HER SON! YOU'D BLIND YOUSELF TOO! *goes into an emo state of mind*
random greek chorus: Since Oedipus is in an emo state of mind we will continue with the meeting. Though we have issues too. We have to talk like this because some lazy people are too cheap to hire extra people to play townspeople. Anyway, first person.
Erik (Phantom of the Opera): My name is Erik and I have issues
random greek chorus: Hi Erik!
Erik: I have issues because of my deformity AND the fact that I dedicated myself to a beautiful woman and made her a star. I'm also the resident Phantom of the Opera *a Phangirl chorus screams in joy* at an Opera House. I mean I WORSHIPED her! Then she denies my love and gets engaged to a sissy nancy boy. I don't know what to do anymore.
Phangirl chorus: WE LOVE YOU!
random greek chorus: Is the nancy-boy hot?
Erik: stare I hate you crying
Phangirl Chorus: We hate Raoul!
Javert (Les Mis): Hello, I'm Javert
random greek chorus: Hi Javert!
Javert: Yes, well...I've been on the trail of a convict for many many years as he hid among the citizens. And when he finally has the opportunity to kill ME he spares my life. I don't know what to do. What do I do god? What?
random greek chorus: Kill yourself
Javert: Hmmm...not bad...not a bad idea
Ophelia (Hamlet): Me next! Good morning starshine! The earth says helllllooooooooooooooooo! I'm Opheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeliaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Hey nonny nonny hey!
random greek chorus: Errr....we'll come back to you....
Gallimard (M. Butterfly): I'm Rene...and I have an issue
random greek chorus: Really? Wanna know something else shocking? The sky is blue!
Gallimard: I have been having an affair with an amazing woman for a little more than a decade and....well....I think she's a man. Now whenever I think of her I go insane! I may even be going into denial!!!!!!!!!
Song (M. Butterfly): So this is where they are making you go during your prison stay? You are a crazed idiot! You KNOW I'm a man! Remember the courthouse? I stripped and everything!
Gallimard: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I'M DELUSIONAL AGAIN! YOU AREN'T HERE!!!!!! LEAVE! I AM MADAME BUTTERFLY! WHOOOOOOOOO!
Song: stare The shock did make you go into denial. Don't worry I'll never mention you to our baby
everyone: o.O
random greek chorus: What, what wha- next
Edwin (The Mystery of Edwin Drood): I'm Edwin and
random greek chorus: --you have issues! duh! Tell us about it!
Edwin: Well I might have been murdered, but no one knows. Am I still alive? If I was murdered who is the murderer? If I'm not disguised as d**k Datchery who is? I feel as though I'm a character in a story that was never finished on the count of the author's death. I just don't know...
random greek chorus: This is gonna be a loooooong day....
(Stay tuned for more installments possibly)
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:16 pm
A Spamalot and Wicked Mix In!
Episode 1: Elphaba meets the Lady of the Lake
Lady of the Lake: Oh, screw my part! Cut my lines! I'll be good wit a short part...
Elphaba: *Runs in and is surrounded by other girls* Oh my god! Do you, like...see that fat chick over, like, there? *Points to the LotL* She's, like, so ugly!
LotL: Let's all go out and eat Sloppy Joes and get drunk!
Elphaba: Like...wow...I like...totally loathe her...
LotL: *Looks over at Elphaba* Wow, she's all green...I loathe her...
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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:32 pm
Into the Woods:
Prince One: Let''s go gay.
Prince Two: Yeah.
Little Red Riding Hood: Yup. Diet Time.
Wolf: What? Eat that fat little wretch? I''m vegan, ''kay?
Baker: Let''s get an abortion, honey.
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:50 pm
JATDC:
Joseph: BUT DAD I DON'T WANT THAT DUMB COAT!!
Jacob; now son please...
*other brothers* we love you joe!!!
Jacob: see just put it on
*Joseph puts on coat huffily*
Joseph: Well is uppose it's ok...i like the way the pink goes with my skin tone...
Narrater:*sings* AND IT WAS ON THAT FAITHFUL DAY, THAT JOE REALISED HE WAS GAY!!!
Joseph: I am NOT!!
Narrater: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
*Joseph prances of stage* I AM NOT!!
Brothers: WE LOVE YOU JOE!!
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:46 am
Shocks_dumb_cohort JATDC: Joseph: BUT DAD I DON'T WANT THAT DUMB COAT!! Jacob; now son please... *other brothers* we love you joe!!! Jacob: see just put it on *Joseph puts on coat huffily* Joseph: Well is uppose it's ok...i like the way the pink goes with my skin tone... Narrater:*sings* AND IT WAS ON THAT FAITHFUL DAY, THAT JOE REALISED HE WAS GAY!!! Joseph: I am NOT!! Narrater: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! *Joseph prances of stage* I AM NOT!! Brothers: WE LOVE YOU JOE!! I can soooo picture that
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 3:08 pm
Pirates of Penzance
Fredrick: "You know what, ******** duty. I have no sense of duty ok!"
Major General Stanley (to the Pirate King during the end of Act 1): "I'm not an orphan." ( eek GASP!!!)
Maybel (or however you spell her name [to Fredrick]): "Oh hell no, I'm not waiting 60 years for you to be legally 21! Your on your own pal." Then she runs off to the Pirate King and marries him.
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 3:17 pm
Cats
All the cats (In the beginning): WE LOVE YOU GRIZABELLA!!! *Rum Tum Tugger pounces on her or hugs her...whatever*
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