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 Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 6:28 pm
I like the ''in a minute'' one
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:28 am
Funny! I really liked the 3rd one.
Eclara, your brother's comics are funny too. I love Spam!!! xd
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:42 am
chubby-cub Funny! I really liked the 3rd one.
Eclara, your brother's comics are funny too. I love Spam!!! xd I like that one too xd
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:23 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:09 pm
wow...forgot this thread already xp
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:26 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:09 pm
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold the light high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently Kathleen did as she was asked.
Her mother Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded,
"He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack his a** again."
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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:31 am
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 11:01 am
That is so funny! I can't imagine a little 3 year old girl saying that though. But it's funny. rofl
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:42 am
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where
the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate.
After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.
A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.
Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.
A grandson who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, "Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?"
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to her grandson, "They won't let me fart."
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:43 am
A guy in a bar stood up and shouted, "Lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar shouted back "I resent that!"
The first guy asked, "Are you a lawyer?"
The second guy stood up and said, "No, I'm an a*****e."
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:23 pm
We are allowed to post our own jokes right?
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:04 pm
Absolutely! Post lots! I love jokes. whee
Those are hilarious Wolfey! I'm laughing my a** off. Oh no! Where'd it go? xp
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:51 pm
xDDDDDD omg omg they're so funny. I think the farting grandma and the 3 year old joke was the funniest.
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:12 pm
eclara xDDDDDD omg omg they're so funny. I think the farting grandma and the 3 year old joke was the funniest. 3nodding
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