I love these! Here's one from my director (you might have to ask a tuba player to get it...)
So it's the first day of school, and Jr. decides to learn the tuba for band class. After the first day of school, he comes home and his dad asks, "what did you learn on your first day of school?"
Jr. says, "I learned the note B-flat today!"
After the second day of school, Jr. comes home and his dad asks, "What did you learn at school today?"
Jr. says, "I learned the note A-flat today!"
On the third day, school ends and Jr. dosen't come home. His dad waits and waits... four o'clock comes around...then six o'clock...then eight, nine ten... finally, and one o'clock in the morning, Dad is panicking. Just then Jr. comes in with his tuba. Dad yells, "JR.!!! Where have you been?!?"
Jr. looks at him and says, "I had my first gig today..."
lol! funfun!
Augh! I knew i had more! Can't remember...'em...
Reply
