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 Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 8:57 pm
Sanguvixen Granted, but the Ixxle have a sex change and then they turn Pink. Thus the world is infected with Pink Ixxle Hippie Virus.
I wish that if I spoke to my pet cats that they could talk back in the human language. Granted. But only you can hear them, and you get sectioned and locked up in a mental institute. I wish I was prettier.
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 4:13 am
Granted, but it only lasts 'till midnight, and ends while you happen to be busy.
I wish the morning NBC news show would quit putting crappy singers on the air!
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 6:35 am
addseale2 Granted, but it only lasts 'till midnight, and ends while you happen to be busy. I wish the morning NBC news show would quit putting crappy singers on the air! Granted, but they replace them with crappy puppet shows. *Shudder* I wish I was a rich man.
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 6:44 am
Granted. You are now rich in wisdom, but still bum coppers from passers-by on the street.
I wish my homework would finish its self with an A+ grade!
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 10:10 am
Granted, but then you fail everything else you ever do for the rest of your life.
I wish I had a cookie.
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 11:46 am
Superior Jazz Granted, but then you fail everything else you ever do for the rest of your life. I wish I had a cookie. Granted. But, the cookie belonged to the Dark Side, thus Darth Vader force chokes you for stealing from the Empire.
I wish that Sephiroth would appear on Earth and attempt to destory it.
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:17 pm
Granted. However, he is thwarted by David Lee Ross. =)
I wish I knew the meaning of life.
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:02 pm
addseale2 Granted. However, he is thwarted by David Lee Ross. =) I wish I knew the meaning of life. Granted, but hearing that the emaning of life IS actually 42 makes you kill youself. I wish I was the smartest man alive!
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:33 pm
Granted. However, you are burned as a witch.
I wish I knew what to wish for and could then wish for it!
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 8:20 am
addseale2 Granted. However, you are burned as a witch. I wish I knew what to wish for and could then wish for it! Granted. But in the process you sold your soul, and now you are stuck in the much feared Land of Theists: where the Theist rule.
I wish that there would be world peace.
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 10:13 am
Sanguvixen addseale2 Granted. However, you are burned as a witch. I wish I knew what to wish for and could then wish for it! Granted. But in the process you sold your soul, and now you are stuck in the much feared Land of Theists: where the Theist rule.
I wish that there would be world peace. Granted but people would force their own version of peace and war breaks out I wish Paris Hilton would realize what a terrible actress she is
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 11:53 am
shinobikun Sanguvixen addseale2 Granted. However, you are burned as a witch. I wish I knew what to wish for and could then wish for it! Granted. But in the process you sold your soul, and now you are stuck in the much feared Land of Theists: where the Theist rule.
I wish that there would be world peace. Granted but people would force their own version of peace and war breaks out I wish Paris Hilton would realize what a terrible actress she is Granted. Paris Hilton realizes she's a horrible actress and switches professions. Now she is a equally bad stand-up comedian.
I wish that Gaia would realize just how shitty the Angelic Bow looks.
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 11:33 am
Granted they do realize how shitty the angelic bow looks like but they still keep it anyways
I wish i was the Grim Reaper
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 2:36 pm
shinobikun Granted they do realize how shitty the angelic bow looks like but they still keep it anyways I wish i was the Grim Reaper Granted, but you are a Pink Grim reaper, and get arrested by the Dark Police for looking too cute for the part.
I wish I were a piece of cheese pizza.
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 10:30 pm
Sanguvixen shinobikun Granted they do realize how shitty the angelic bow looks like but they still keep it anyways I wish i was the Grim Reaper Granted, but you are a Pink Grim reaper, and get arrested by the Dark Police for looking too cute for the part.
I wish I were a piece of cheese pizza. Granted, but you are fed to Rosey 'O dear! and are therefore "pe-own-t" I wish I was a fish!
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