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 Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 1:37 pm
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Jack:........
Karen:What?
Jack:..................................
Karen:What is it?
Jack:............
Karen:Whats wrong?
Jack:....................................
Karen:Lets bring you to the otehr girls.
Elli+Popuri+Mary+Ann: Whats Wrong!?!?!?!?
Karen:seems that he can't speak.
Elli+Popuri+Mary+Ann: Y?
Rick: Cause hes Jynx for good until i say his name 3 times.
and for that is y u think ur so charming and I'm dorky and u think i can just take off with my gf no way dude ,so this is pay back.
Karen:........come here and give me a kiss
Rick surprised k.................AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Karen:That'll teach not to mess with my greatest buddy and cutest guy here.
Rick:Jack.....Jack.....Jack!!!!
Rick:Sry for doing that...
Jack:its okay but u got to learn how true meaning of girls like that......
(Sheesh just because he alwasy quiet and always shakes his head.. he can't speak because of Karen that she like Jack instead how pathetic of Rick no wonder hes a dork.)
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 10:13 pm
(This, I wrote because of this pic: http://www.sonophax.net/ht/gallery/details.php?image_id=543&sessionid=f53d9d4a8eac955f19b86d31e77a937 cool Kurt: *Puzzled.* Parsley, is that um, that, that... That pink stuff... Is that... Parsley: O.o Huh? Kurt: ... Joe: What he means to say is-- Kurt: Nothing. *The next day...* Louis: *Gulp.* Er, I hate to ask, this is kinda stupid, this is ridiculous, and pointless, I know, but what's? Parsley: Now this is getting weird. *The day after that.* Jack: Hey, Parsley, buddy! I've been meaning to ask you, what's that pink stuff on your lips? Parsley: Pink stuff? You mean this? *Points to oddly pink lips.* Jack: Yeah... *Backing away slowly.* Parsley: It's lip stick, want a taste? *Wink.* Jack: *Runs away screaming.* ... Jack: *Wakes up from dream sequence screaming.* Just a dream, what a relief! No way could he be gay. *Reassuring smile for himself.*
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 3:19 am
lol i can image that Jacks running away XD
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 8:09 pm
XD ...More song, you could call this minor Jack bash. I don't like that guy. Tweaked the song Stacy's Mom.
Nina: Jack... I... *Smiles shyly,* love you.
Jack: I'm sorry...
Nina: It's Eve isn't it?! Or Dia?! Or worse, Lyla?!?!
Jack: Trust me, it's bad, worse than any of those. You might not wanna here this, but, I've got no other way to put it.
Nina: Huh? O.O
*Backround music comes on.*
Jack: Nina's mom has got it goin' on
Nina's mom has got it goin' on
Nina's mom has got it goin' on
Nina's mom has got it goin' on
Nina: WHAT THE HECK DO YOU MEAN?!
Nina, can I come over after work? (after work)
We can hang around by sunny lake (hang by sunny lake)
Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)
Nina: Liz? Why? ^ ^"
You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see
Nina: I didn't know you when you were a child.
Nina's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Nina, can't you see you're just not the girl for me?
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Nina's mom
Nina: You're in love with my mom?! *Eye suddenly fill with the power she, as a pink haired girl, possess'.*
Nina's mom has got it goin' on
Nina's mom has got it goin' on
Nina: No! No! No!!! *Roar.*
Nina, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared
And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there"
Nina: She never did that! We don't have a bath. O.o
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me
Nina: No, she does not! My dad's coming back. *PO'ed.*
Nina's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
Nina, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Nina's mom
Nina: EW! *In her enraged, disturbed state, uses an ice ray to freeze Jack.* Mwahahaha, killing rampage time!
...
Kurt: *Wakes up, sweating.* Is it possible to barf in your mouth while you're asleep? O.O
Joe: *Rubs eyes sleepily.* Why'd you wake up, Woody'll be mad...
Kurt: You don't need to know, go to sleep...
*They're whispering pretty loud, being on opposite sides of the room.*
Woody: *Sleeping like the dead.*
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 8:18 pm
Jack: Karen, I love you! Happy one year anniversary!
Karen: I cant believe it has already been one year. We already have a son and our farm is awesome. I love those little people you employed..they give me lots of these purple candies. But I think I'm going to have to stop eating them..my butt seems to be getting bigger since I first started eating them.
Jack the next day watches the sprites give Karen the candies. They giggle and stare as Karen walks away.
Jack: "Hey! You little dwarves better stop giving my wife those candies! I know what you're up to!"
Sprites in unison: "You must admit, she is much more...tolerable." Giggles.
Jack: I cant believe you little... *watches Karen walking* Well..you're right about that.
Karen turns around: "Honey..what are you guys looking at?"
Jack laughs: "You look very pretty today, darling!"
*okay, that one was a little weird! but it was funny..inspired by a tv show*
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 9:03 am
XD Omg, what TV show was that?
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 6:38 pm
It was in french or something. I dont know. But there were subtitles and it made me laugh so hard!
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 10:14 pm
Jamie: OEMGEE! The Harvest Goddess got stoned!
Sprites: *In chorus.* Stoned?!
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:26 pm
Jack: "I cheated on the Harvest Goddess with Mary."
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 2:03 pm
Genbu no miko Marie Dafll Here is something the animals will never say Chicken: MOOOOO Cow: Bahhh Sheep: Woof Cat: Bwakk Bwakk Dog: Meow XD That was just... Nice! ya! and it wasn't all wrongly wrong like SOME of them I read. *looks at some of the totally wrong posts*
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:14 pm
Lil Monkey Babe ya! and it wasn't all wrongly wrong like SOME of them I read. *looks at some of the totally wrong posts* You know, you didn't have to read them if you don't like crude humor, dear... ^ ^"
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:16 pm
Mary: "Jack, we've been married for fifty years now and this year on our anniversary I thought I would get you something really special this year."
Jack (thinking): A golden cow! Chicken! Sheep!
Mary hands him keys: "I bought you a mountain cottage! Aren't you happy?!"
Jack: "NOOOOO!!!!!"
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:02 pm
Jane: Jamie, are you related to the goddess? Look at you two, I mean, purple hair...
Jamie: ...
Jane: Hello? *Waves.*
Jamie: *Birsts into tears.* NO! Why does everyone think that?! I was just floating above the ground for, for, for ten minutes!
Jane: O.O
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 3:03 pm
Haha!Lets try a couple lines of a couple songs..
Jane: The Hills Are Alive...With the sound, of my cowwwwwsss.. (MOOOOOooo)
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Jack: I'm to sexy for my hat, to sexy for my hat so sexxxxxxxxxyy *takes hat off*
Karen: EWWWW!!Hat hair!
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:52 am
Carter: Does that blasted sun have to be out all the time?!?!?! scream
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