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 Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 2:17 pm
Crix Madine is the only non-force sensitive human to win a podrace. Infinity times.
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 2:29 pm
Crix Madine can win a Podrace. Without a podracer.
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:48 am
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:46 am
Nelowulf Crix Madine can win a Podrace. Without a podracer. Upside down, walking on his hands, backwards.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:59 pm
Crix Madine based the Zeltrons on him.
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 9:13 pm
Crix Madine was offered the job of Mandolore. He turned it down, much to the dispair of the Mandolorians, but in return, taught them a weak punch.
Now the Mando'ade are considered fearsome fighters throughout the galaxy.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 9:21 pm
(( Teenage Mutant Mando Madines. We're the most fearsome fighters! Come on, somebody's gotta remember the old TMNT song. ))
Crix Madine once had a bout in shockboxing and shocked his opponent big time, when the poor sap found himself flying off the planet, putting a hole through the nearest sun, and crashing through several more planets. Or rather, he would have, had he not vaporised from the sheer force of the impact of the initial blow just short of the wall of the building.
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 8:46 pm
Crix Madine can take the square root of a negative number.
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 9:54 pm
Crix Madine took the imaginary number i and made it real.
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 10:14 pm
Crix Madine can square 0 and get infinity.
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 12:51 pm
Crix Madine can simply walk into Mordor
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 7:26 pm
Crix Madine was to be asked to star in the LotR triology movies, but was deemed to awesome because he could simply crush the ring by blinking at it.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 10:14 pm
Actually, Crix Madine did star in LoTR. He played Everyone.
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 10:59 pm
But it took several takes for every scene, as it was difficult for the set to withstand the sheer presence of such levels of awesome. Also, they had to replace the ring every time he touched it, as it crumbled to dust every time it made contact with his skin.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 12:56 pm
Crix also designed all the sets, weapons, and clothing. In fact Crix Madine mad LoTR by his lonesome in his Garrage.
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