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iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 100-sided dice: 15 Total: 15 (1-100)


iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


Trash Husband

PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:44 pm


The person spun around to apologize.

They just hit Marcus a second time. A for effort wings of death person, A for effort.
iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 100-sided dice: 83 Total: 83 (1-100)
PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:45 pm


Several glomps, pictures, and butt touches later, he made it. Groaning as he saw the others he gave them a pointed glare. "Next time, we're doing the god damn buddy system."


HP: 15


iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


Trash Husband

iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 12-sided dice: 9 Total: 9 (1-12)


iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


Trash Husband

PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:49 pm


Looking to Wilson, the moon trainee sighed. "At least we've got the stuff right? Wilson hold still." Runic bandages applied, it was the best they could do. "If I know it would be that hard just... I was half tempted to just cut my way through. They act like little monsters out there."

Healed Wilson for: 9
PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:00 am


And so the fantastic four made it in one piece, though oddly with the men a little worse for wear. They were standing in front of the acclaimed port-o-potty with the required "item of power" ( or really, item ), with absolutely no sign of the portal in sight.

Wait a second it wasn't -

A loud flush as a costumed lady walked out, staring at the trainees oddly. Sure enough, the portal was there. Right on top of the toilet seat.


OOC
HEAVE-HO!

Each trainee needs to lift up a corner of the cart and lug it through, but be careful when its your turn.

- Roll a 6-sided dice as you uh, do your corner exit into the portal back into the training fields. Match your rolls to the result below:

1 - you escape totally unscathed! Amazing!
2 - you manage to get some dirty toilet water on your shoes but really not the worse
3 - you nearly trip and fall on a piece of toilet paper. Very, very used toilet paper.
4 - something splashes you in the face but you're pretty sure that's not clean water...
5- you hear a sickening squelch as... you misstep and your foot ends up in the toilet tray. The toilet tray with unmentionable toxic waste
6 - you feel the boards shake under you when crash! You fall through the boards right INTO the toilet waste storage unit underneath. It is really, really not a pretty site and yeah.... You should probably shower...


istoleyurvamps


LividPeas


chimarii


Syusaki

Zoobey
Artist

Magical Incubator

iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 6-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-6)


iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


Trash Husband

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:12 am


"God damn it who ******** calibrated the portal this time?" Just- why. WHY.
Groaning, the moon hunter picked up his corner. "Well, at least we're not dead."
Sliding on something he was pretty sure he didn't want to look down and- the smell.

"I swear to god- they just-augh." b***h b***h b***h. "Just really. This. Someone needs to pick better portal locations."
Syusaki rolled 1 6-sided dice: 2 Total: 2 (1-6)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:16 am


Wilson gave Kat a distressed look. "Worst. Right." He didn't sound too relieved.

He managed to smile at Marcus. "Thanks." Laughing awkwardly, Wilson rubbed the back of his neck. "Yeah. I'd rather not go to another convention if I can help it." [I think it was because of your costume. They like it for some reason.] :CCCC

Wilson sighed at the costumed lady and instead moved to pick up a corner. There was some dirty toilet water on his shoes, but that wasn't awful. He could deal with dirty toilet water.

Syusaki

chiickadee rolled 1 6-sided dice: 2 Total: 2 (1-6)

chiickadee

Princess Hoarder

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:16 am


Ami lifted up her end of the cart and started moving towards the portal. This was disgusting. Respect for Allan was just totally out the window.

She looked over at Wilson, who seemed incredibly beat up after that crowd surfing. Atchung, where had she been? She felt horrible- poor Wilson! Her face twitched in a frown, but nothing else. She wasn't one to show feelings. She turned back to the projector, putting her focus on that.

So close, so close ...

WAS THAT DISGUSTING WATER ON HER SPRING EDITION-

The scream could've shattered windows.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:21 am


"HOLY ******** AMI CALM DOWN."


iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


Trash Husband


chiickadee

Princess Hoarder

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:58 am


"My shoes Marcus," she combatted. These were spring edition and they took FOREVER to find. She had to go to like 3 different stores. At least she was still holding up her end of the cart. "Ohhh ew ew ew they're all over my shoes and I only have 1 pair left because my room was destroyed. What am I gonna doooo."

Not to mention in the ~distant future~ she was going to ruin that one pair of white flats at the beach with some watermelons.

Ami just didn't have luck in shoes.
LividPeas rolled 1 6-sided dice: 4 Total: 4 (1-6)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:59 pm


Kat almost snickered when Wilson replied before looking at her phone to check the text she received. 'gilks ******** swam'? what the hell did that mean? Shrugging, she shoved the phone back into her pocket and waited for Marcus to join them. Well, they knew he was alive at least, since he sent the text. Even if the text made no sense what-so-ever.

Finally, Marcus finally caught up with them, and managed to even heal Wilson. Now..where was the portal? They were all here, but..where did Allan set up the portal?

FLUSH

"Oh you have got to be kidding me.." Sure enough, Allan just loved to make their lives a living nightmare, as the portal was set up in one of the worse places imaginable. She thought that the con people were bad enough, but their..waste was even worse. "Oh my gawd.."

One by one the others made their way into the portal, leaving Kat to stare in disgust at the mess left behind by these people attending the convention. This had to be the worst day of her life! Finally, she moved for the portal, but not before something..something awful splashed up into her face. Thankfully, her mouth was closed when it happened, but that was the only good thing she could say about it.

Finally arriving on the other side, Kat tore off her hoodie, and wiped her face off with the inside, the clean part, of her hoodie. "I never, ever, want to go to another convention again."


LividPeas


Tiny Bunny


Zoobey
Artist

Magical Incubator

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:48 pm


Allan was, for some reason, waiting for the four on the other side. Wait - hadn't he just been posing for photos and - what on earth was he carrying - it looked seriously like a giant winged hairball, and that was on addition to the boxes of colourful hi-chew.

Upon seeing the mostly-in-tact most likely thousand-dollar movie projector (with trolly), the Sun lead's eyes practically and very visibly started to light up and glisten: in fact it was almost frightening. He gestured to two resigned looking Life Hunter techs nearby and - was that Mark?

Mark took one long, long look at Kat and walked around her towards the machine to inspect it a little. "Meh, piece of cr-" He paused as he looked at Allan's expectant expression-" I mean, we can work with it."

Wait, work with what?

"Yatta!" Shouted Allan really loudly, startling the other two Life Hunters - 'Back off!' Mark was shouting to them - "Congratulations trainee-tachi, you did it! We can now watch anime on the big screen." Oh how his eyes sparkled.

Wait a second, wasn't this mission supposed to be about destroying the evidence of that crappy movie? The other three Hunters said nothing as they wheeled the projector away as Allan continued to babble.

"... and he said he liked my outfit design! That's why they were taking photos, they're going to make my design and outfit into one of the main characters, and then we talked about nakama and how a Hunter is really about their inner strength and kokoro and he said...."


Lividpeas


chimarii


Syusaki


istoleyurvamps
PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:20 pm


Kat's expression was that of a blank stare when she saw Allan. She could have sworn she had just seen him at the convention before, and..what the hell was he holding?

In any case, she wanted to yell at him for setting up the portal where he did--but, him being her division leader, she decided against it. She would just loath him in silence for a few days instead.

Her gazeglare shifted to Mark as he stared at her, and moved to walk around her. He looked oddly familiar, like that..DD chested girl from before, no..before that. She had definitely met him before, but why couldn't she place his name..? Oh, right. She never did get his name before, but she definitely remembered who he was now.

"Oh, its you. Still want your stuff back?" She grinned, folding her arms.

Brow lifting when Mark mentioned something about being able to work with the 'item of power', she originally thought they were just going in and removing the evidence of that cheesy movie. However, it appeared that Allan had other plans.

Her jaw nearly dropped when he cheered about watching anime on big screen, horrified that she had gone through that awful convention to retrieve that thing just so he could..could watch anime!

And that hunter movie! This whole time, Allan was actually all for the movie? Seriously? What the hell?

Near face palming, Kat let out a small annoyed groan. "I didn't have enough coffee for all this."


LividPeas


Tiny Bunny



iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


Trash Husband

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:34 pm


He'd slipped on something. He'd been attacked by fangirls. His a** had been grabbed. Anime. The mission was about watching anime. Not about making sure that a movie about hunters was never seen but anime.

"Allan sir, while we used out kokoros," Whatever the ******** those were, "shouldn't our priority have been the actual film? To stop the whole hunter movie things?"

He didn't want to think a** grabs and s**t stains were all for anime.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:40 pm


Ami had one expression.

ಠ_ಠ

She sighed, and looked over at Kat, Marcus and Wilson. "Thanks for helping ... sorry you got roped in to this." She honestly did feel bad. Her shoes were ruined, Kat was covered in god-knows-what, Wilson was beat up, and Marcus probably had better things he could've been doing like ... oh I dunno- planning a wedding?

Seeing Allan made her wonder if he'd filed her paperwork yet. She wanted to join Life yes, but she didn't want to leave Moon exactly. She did and she didn't. Her mind was still churning questions followed by logical explanations and arguments for both sides.

She looked over at Wilson and winced a little. He really got beat up this mission. Poor guy. "Ah ... Wilson you should probably go to the medical wing ... or at least go rest." Normally she would've offered to carry him home even, but this was her fault. She didn't feel like she could carry him without apologizing profusely and making a fool out of herself. Marcus was busy talking to Allan, so Ami said, "Kat ... maybe help him back?" She was looking down. Some mission this had been.

chiickadee

Princess Hoarder


Syusaki

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:59 pm


Wilson stared at the plushie in Allan’s arms. He remembered watching Yu-Gi-Oh! as a child. Was that…karibo? Although he couldn’t help but eye the packs of hi-chew in his hands. He had had the candy before. They were good.

The hunter gave Mark and the two Life hunters curious looks until Allan mentioned something about watching anime on the big screen. He stared at Allan, trying to figure out if the sun leader was actually serious about what he had said. So Wilson had just went through four a** grabs and multiple beatings and horrible smells to watch anime on the big screen. Oh. Okay. That…made so much sense. Right.

“…so we’re letting that movie air? Really?” Weren’t hunters supposed to be a secret or something? Or were they going to use this movie as an excuse to “blend in”? Wilson decided to stop thinking.

"The medical wing? No, I'm fine. I'm not that bad...Really." <_> Right.
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