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prolixity rolled 7 4-sided dice: 2, 1, 2, 4, 1, 1, 2 Total: 13 (7-28)

prolixity

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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 7:33 pm


"Yeah, I - what the hell? Barkbarkbarkbarkbark!" Jordan snapped his mouth shut, even though the urge to keep barking at the rats was still there. I think it's about time for another fireball, he said to Ferros, and was faintly relieved to note that the compulsion to bark after every sentence didn't apply to his thoughts.

He brought Ferros up in an overhand arc and down into the clustered rats. The dragon roared gleefully and burned a large hole in the center of the clump.

HP: 26/50 (defended for 8 by Ami)
Dmg: 22
Charge: 0/3 | 2/2

Mob HP: 22/66

Total: 9/11
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 7:43 pm


Harrison went to sulkily crouch behind a brick pile and pick straws from his clothes.

HP: 4

Toshihiko Two

Sugary Marshmallow

iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 20-sided dice: 10 Total: 10 (1-20)


iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


Trash Husband

PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 8:02 pm


Rep didn't take insults? "Less insult more observation ~pyon." The rat had him shuddering but- "Reminds me of back home ~pyon."

He'd seen worse.

Sort of.

HP:40
Defending Rep for: 10
Baneful rolled 2 8-sided dice: 1, 1 Total: 2 (2-16)
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 8:07 pm



Rep snorted. Okay, he wasn't going to argue, he was just going to do his work. And ignore the vague guilt he felt.

Charging headlong into the last of the gathered rats, he dropped Tracey low to the ground , turning the edge of the blade to face them as he tensed his shoulders and swung around in a massive 360 swing, careful not to clip Marcus who'd held them off enough to set up the finisher.

He just hoped it'd catch them all.

Clearly though, it was much too complicated for Rep's current skill with the oversized axe. He caught one or two but not much more than that.

Sigh.

HP: 26 (defended for 10)
DMG: 4
CHARGE 2/3 1/2

Boss HP: 18


Baneful
Crew

Dramatic Hunter

Toshihiko Two rolled 2 10-sided dice: 6, 3 Total: 9 (2-20)

Toshihiko Two

Sugary Marshmallow

PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 8:17 pm


Harrison picked hayseeds from his shirt, flicking them onto the ground.

"It's just rats, ~PYON! I could defend against them easy, ~PYON! Sidelines my- AHHHHHH ~PYON!"

The tide of fograts turned, and the food Harrison had been scattering on the ground hadn't helped his case. He was very suddenly swarmed. They were everywhere. B0nez's shield status was a FLASHING EXCLAMATION POINT in his head.

Harrison wrenched to his feet, dripping in rats, and crunched his shoulder into a wall. He shook, he stabbed, he stomped, furiously swearing and destroying until he'd run out of fograts.

He stood, panting in the aftermath, bloody from scratches.

One last rat scrambled between his feet, and he plunged B0nez into its head. It squealed, squirming before it disintegrated with a popping noise. Harrison sniffed to clear his nose, and then spat.

He looked down at the mess.

"....think my shield's down again," he said sheepishly.

HP: -2
Damage: 18
Charge: 3/3

Boss HP: DED
TOTAL KILLS: 10/11
iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 100-sided dice: 6 Total: 6 (1-100)
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 8:21 pm


(I SWEAR TO GOD TOSHI)
Quote:
THERE IS NO GOD
2-10: You find the body of a fallen hunter, their weapon tablet lies on the ground but crumbles as you reach for it. The pieces quickly shift and expand into a large, insane creature. It's form is not very solid, and more cloud-like than anything.
Boss Stats
HP: 50
Auto Damage: 5 (hit or miss)
Extra: because of it's form, use a -8 modifier for accuracy! This does not count with charged attacks!


iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


Trash Husband

iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 20-sided dice: 2 Total: 2 (1-20)


iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


Trash Husband

PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 8:25 pm


When Harrison attacked? "GET BACK IN THE HAY HARRISON ~PYON~~!~"


Grumbling, Marcus swung out at the creature, sending it to the side.

HP: 40
Defending Rep for: 2
Baneful rolled 7 4-sided dice: 1, 4, 2, 3, 1, 3, 3 Total: 17 (7-28)
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 8:27 pm



Rep could only look on in a baffled sort of amusement as Harrison ran an epic gauntlet of rats, mouth slightly agape. As he finished the last one off, Rep actually applauded feebly before stopping and realising what he was doing. "That's because you were told to stay in the ******** HAY ********, he'd been upstaged by a guy with next to no fear shield. A moon with no fear shield.



<>

Tantrums didn't generally work out well for him. And apparently the pressing need to hit the creature that attacked them made him much too nervous.

He missed again, and got the blade stuck in the ground.

What followed was neither swearing or barking but a good solid mixture of both.

HP: 23 (defended for 2)
DMG: MISS
CHARGE 2/2

Boss HP: 50


Baneful
Crew

Dramatic Hunter

chiickadee rolled 1 10-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-10)

chiickadee

Princess Hoarder

PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 8:35 pm


"SERIOUSLY, GET BACK IN THE HAY PYON~" she shouted, while guarding Jordan. Forever and ever guarding.

HP: 40/40
DMG: 7 (defending Jordan)
Charge: 0/3
iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 20-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-20)
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 8:43 pm


"Rep ~Pyon." Marcus wanted to be encouraging but twice now, he'd missed. Twice. And that was just terrible.
"Bite more less bark ~pyon~!"


HP: 40
Defending Rep for: 7


iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


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prolixity rolled 2 10-sided dice: 2, 4 Total: 6 (2-20)

prolixity

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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 8:56 pm


"Dammit, Harrison, don't risk yourself, bark!" Jordan shouted.

The thing swirled and came rushing towards him, perhaps alerted by the shout; Ami pushed it back. Jordan swung at it, but his distraction threw his aim, and he only clipped it. Ferros struck solidly anyway; the extra boost of strength and accuracy from the headbands was doing its job.

HP: 26/50 (defended for 7 by Ami)
Dmg: 12
Charge: 0/3 | 2/2

Boss HP: 38/50

Total: 10/11
Baneful rolled 2 8-sided dice: 1, 1 Total: 2 (2-16)
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 9:02 pm



Rep just..

..for some reason his heart wasnt in it.


HP: 23 (defended for 7)
DMG: 4
CHARGE 2/2

Boss HP: 34/50


Baneful
Crew

Dramatic Hunter

iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 10-sided dice: 10, 7 Total: 17 (2-20)


iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


Trash Husband

PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 9:08 pm


Marcus looked over at sad Rep and sighed.

"If you can't fight pyon." He slashed at the creature watching it fade. "Take Harrison and head out ~pyon."

HP: 45
Damage: 34
Mob HP: DED
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 9:27 pm


TOTAL: 11/11 ALL DONE EVERYBODY! PRINCESS ISLAND IS BACK IN BUSINESS.

Harrison glowered. He was not getting back in the hay pile. With all the blood, he'd look like a wandering feedbag.

He was starting to feel a little woozy, too, but he wasn't sure if that was the bloodloss or something else. Harrison tugged on his ears, and the headband shifted, a little, not stuck so firmly in place.

But the movement made him a little sick, like he was tugging off his own skin.

"Hey, guys, think these things are starting to...eugh, I don't feel so hot, pyon."


Quote:
ETA HEADBANDS: 20 minutes!


The island was defogged, in any case. Harrison wobbled away from the hay pile. He needed some bandages.

Toshihiko Two

Sugary Marshmallow


chiickadee

Princess Hoarder

PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 9:38 pm


Ami nodded slowly, having the same sentiments as Harrison. Woozy, a little too hot for comfort. She chalked it up to exhaustion from the fight.

"Thanks ... your fighting is superb Jordan, but I think I'm going to head inside as well..." she mumbled, walking away from the group.
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