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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:30 pm
granted, but it's a bomb
i wish that i was never worried
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:39 pm
Granted, but now u don't worry about death either so u don't survive the zombie apocalypse that I also conveniently granted for u (free of charge). emotion_zombie
I wish my dog didn't poop in the house.
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 2:34 am
Granted, but now you have no dog.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 3:38 pm
granted, but now that you have your wish no one will grant it
i wish that my dog could live as long as me
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 3:46 pm
granted, but you only have a week to live
i wish i wasn't so lazy
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 3:49 pm
granted, but now you never stop and will soon die from exhaustion!
I wish that the x-men movies didn't have so many plotholes in them!
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 3:56 pm
granted, but now they have plot craters
i wish i could spell everything correctly
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:07 pm
granted, but you can't pronounce them correctly
i wish i had a pet lion
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:27 pm
Granted, but he's allerigic to you.
I wish Hollywood didn't rape Deadpool in that Wolverine movie..
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:52 pm
Granted, but now deadpool never existed.
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:13 am
no wish to grant sad
i wish that i could control the weather around me
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:41 am
greenapplestar no wish to grant sad i wish that i could control the weather around me *opps, my bad! redface * Granted, but now a portable weather machine has been invented and everyone else can too. I wish I weren't so forgetful.
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:21 am
granted, but now nothing happens to you worth remembering (and don't worry about it, we all screw things like that up now and again)
i wish i had control over when i went to sleep
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:12 am
granted, but now you have no control on when you get to wake up
i wish i could control fire
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:03 pm
Granted, but you can only control it when you have the hiccups.
I wish I had a secret admirer.
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