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 Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 8:13 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: moonlit-raven
Name of Potion: Potion of Wanderlust
What does this potion do: This potion will cause the victim extreme itching until they move to a different location. Lasts for 4 hours.
List the Ingredients that you used:
Fang of a unicorn
Poison Ivy
Skin flakes from a troll
Hoof chip of a Centaur
Scale from the Questing Beast
Are you a Potter Fan? Yes.
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 8:34 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Divenasmom
Name of Potion: trouble in the woods
What does this potion do: causes uncontrollable laughter and blinking
List the Ingredients that you used: 2 wing feathers from a 3 month old female wind Siquili
3 scales from the tail of a male Kirin
2 eyelashes from a male Mer
1 tip of a purple unicorn horn
2 tears from a pink poke-a-dot frog
Are you a Potter Fan? of course I am.
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:35 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Divena
Name of Potion: Contorted Tale (also known as Plot Twists, Surprise ending, and What The H377?!)
What does this potion do: Causes confusions, shocks, and stunning revelations after long, twisted adventures as well as a strong desire to disobey creators and rant at devious minds.
Warning: Not for any with heart problems, do not drink before operating heavy machinery, best taken with history of mental illnesses. Can cause headaches, screaming fits, the occasional seizure, and a strong desire to drink Angelique DelaMort's Navisnoctiun (see page 4 and done with her permission).
List the Ingredients that you used:
~2 unlikely protagonists
~1 plucky side kick
~half a dozen dark secrets
~3 ½ rays from the midnight sun
~A hot pink, striped electric eel
~1 mastermind antagonist
~2 red herrings
~Melody from a tone deaf songbird
~Left shoe of a purple Peanut
~1 cliche love triangle
Direction: Mix two unlikely protagonists, one plucky sidekick, 1 cliche love triangle and three dark secrets. Let simmer for half an hour before adding in 3 ½ rays from the midnight sun and one mastermind antagonist, stir four times counter clockwise and sprinkle with three dark secrets, a melody from a tone deaf song bird and the left shoe of a purple Peanut (just to make things confusing), let sit for three minutes. Finally, add one hot pink, striped electric eel for a shock. Stir clockwise until the mastermind antagonist becomes a hero and your long lost best friend and one of the protagonists turns into a villain. Wondering where the red herring plays in? Good X-D
Drink cautiously.
Are you a Potter Fan? But of course ^_^
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 10:08 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: stormflower
Name of Potion: Briar Thorns (name fail, but yes a play on Briar Rose)
What does this potion do: (I've been on a flower/rose/thorn kick for some reason)
Where once pretty flutter wings may have been are now riddled and torn, infested by thorns and dead roses of blue and black....what's this though? Some have eyes oh my! But you may need these eyes to see for yours are sown shut, bloody tears freshly staining your face. Where your body once may have glowed in a rainbow iridescence, now glows only in shades of black, gray, and hints of blue....more thorns crawling and scrapping at your legs, gouging them and leaving trails of blood as they climb higher...more added with every move you make! Your once long, lustrous, full hair so neatly pinned atop your head...Blue and bright white is dulled in color and fallen down your shoulders, interwoven thorns and even a few dead roses prevent it from ever being brushed again.......Your once radiant beauty is gone and now you are left a dull light on the underbelly of the world......enjoy your life.....-insert evil laugh-
List the Ingredients that you used: Dead blue rose, Blood of a Black rose(didn't know they could bleed did you...flowers have feelings too), Slime from a witches toes(toe jam but oh so much worse...eww), trolls dandruff(or dead skin...must be taken from a live troll and not one of the pretty WOW ones either, the big ugly mo'fos that will step on you to finish you off..... if you don't die from the smell of them first that is!), tears of an infant who's candy has been stolen(and you have to be the one to steal it....deal with it, the kid is spoiled rotten anyways!)
Are you a Potter Fan? Ya, I do like them, I've never missed one and I've read the books...I watched the new one and it was good.....but the 19yrs later crap *shudders* Im scarred for life now.....xP
Warning: Should you be lazy and substitute the dead rose for one still alive or get just any child's tears, there shall be dire consequences....What they are however we are unclear as the last lazy bum who cut corners.....lets just stay we are still finding him among the roses, one piece at a time.....YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
(rose/thorn kick....yep xD Take what you will from it and do have fun) wink
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 10:21 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: elvyralani
Name of Potion: What has science magic done
What does this potion do: It was just meant to be an experiment, we never thought this would happen. Dear wizard god.
At first it turns you into a small, tiny, blue person that enjoys wearing white pants and hats. Sadly the effects were horrible. Not a day after taking this potion, the subject dies and is reanimated as a zombie and still small and blue. There is one last side effect, lazer's shot from their eyes at will.
If you come across any of these zombie-smurf's with lazer eyes, please contact M.O.M.
List the Ingredients that you used:
2 packs of Red Vines
A pair of used chopsticks
3 clippings of a night troll's hair
1 raspberry smoothie
1 poster of Zac Efron
1 vial of moon water
1 Dark Magician card
1 thread from Batman's cape
1 bag of marshmallows
6 drops of ghost sweat
Are you a Potter Fan? Why yes! Did all those midnight openings back in the day. Oh wizard god, I sound old. (also, wizarding world of harry potter = epic; and AVPM=best thing ever)
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:24 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Malikztiah Ankhere
Name of Potion: Braino Draino
What does this potion do: Just a few drops of Braino Draino in an unwitting recipient's diet will be just the thing to turn the local know-it-all into a know-it-none! The potion sadly is not permanent, and if overdosed may result in the recipient developing a curious twitch. This potion is not meant for self-consumption.
List the Ingredients that you used:
1 leucistic raven feather. [Please note that substituting this with a bleached feather may result in loss of all body hair during the brewing process.]
3 ounces of powdered stinkweed sap, milled freshly
The wings from two mature dung beetles, preferably male
5 grains of Grade A Fine Grit sand
Lemon zest to taste
The soul of an old discarded My Little Demon Dolly
No more than 2 pinches of powdered aldar bark
1 steel stirring stick, left to dissolve in the potion fully
The brain of one small mouse bent on world domination with faulty planning
Are you a Potter Fan? Somewhat, I kind of drifted away from the fandom a bit but I do still enjoy the world even if I can't seem to re-immerse myself again.
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:39 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Team Edward Cullenation
Name of Potion: Ilandiri Elisa Summoning Serum
What does this potion do: If this potion in placed on a steaming stump in the middle of the Brazil rainforest your totem animal appears to you within 50 min. At it's appearance the tree will promptly grow back and you will have a hairy guardian for life. If it is made incorrectly the usual side effect is that the tree grows back and swats you for chopping it down in the first place. (Dragons have been known to appear as well wether they are your spirit animal or not depends on whether it breathes fire into the air or at you, dragons are not picky)
List the Ingredients that you used:
A whole blue/black pearl (make sure it isn't a purple/black pearl or you will get swatted.)
An arctic char scale
A silver orchid blossom that opened in moonlight (No sunlight is able to touch it before you make the potion.)
A fossilized tooth with the root crushed and sprinkled in beforehand tooth is placed after the dust has settled but not before it sinks
Shoelaces (yours from the LEFT shoe only)
A single leaf from a deadly nightshade plant ( don't drink the potion whatever you do)
A llama's forelock (what you didn't know llamas were magical?)
Are you a Potter Fan? Oh yes just saw the last movie tonight!
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 1:25 am
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Kettyn
Name of Potion: Omniscient Depression
What does this potion do: With such a diverse range of ingredients the drinker of this potion will have to fight to stay alive first of all. I mean you are drinking ground up glass. Once over that hurdle the drinker will be forever plagued with visions of the past, present and future. So much perhaps that they will go mad. But as a perk - lots of people will listen to what you have to say. Until you can't take it anymore and have to be kept in a white-padded room for your own safety.
If you are to merely touch the finished potion you will be plagued with migraines for about two days.
List the Ingredients that you used:
1. Two boiled Eyeballs (1 blue and 1 green)
2. All the body hair from 4 gypsies
3. 10 Ouija boards chopped finely (the planchettes included)
4. 5 ground crystal balls
5. The essence of 1 mind-splitting vision from TPTB (The powers that be - Angel/Buffy joke)
6. 3 Straight-jackets
Are you a Potter Fan? Yes. I prefer the books over the movies though. Books give you more freedom to imagine the world that JK Rowling created.
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 5:41 am
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: elfstar89
Name of Potion: Devolution Revolution
What does this potion do: Once drunk, it will first go through your species' entire evolutionary history in reverse using the drinker as the model, then it will turn the drinker into one object/plant/animal/person of the potion maker's choice, and then it will significantly age the drinker in the age direction of the potion maker's choice. Good to use to make oneself younger, older, a different species/person, or to use on enemies, as it can be fatally toxic if prepared even one half step off, and can result in fuzzy feelings of successful revenge or even evil/black humor if made right. When made properly, should be a bright, clear turquoise substance that glitters even in the darkness like pure sunlight is hitting it, smells like a redwood forest, and tastes like very sweet and very pure water.
List the Ingredients that you used:
1. Primordial soup
2. Kodiak bear's left forepaw claws (ground)
3. Mammoth right tusk (ground)
4. Lowest branch of a coastal redwood tree from Muir Woods in San Francisco (chopped)
5. Horsetail reed from a virgin redwood forest
6. Coelacanth's eye (frozen)
7. Great white shark's biggest tooth
8. Loch Ness monster's back flippers
9. Five hairs of yeti's head
10. Skin of soles of bigfoot's feet
11. One whole adult sea nettle jellyfish...ALIVE, and trying to sting you
12. One object/part/piece from the person/animal/plant/object of your choice
13. Either the hair of a mummy found in a bog or the hair of a newborn unicorn
Are you a Potter Fan? Yes
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:03 am
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION! Username: iloveyouDIE Name of Potion: Super Troll T.O.A. (Transformation of Awesomeness) What does this potion do: You will become the SUPER TROLL. Complete with cape, trollface, and the complete gamut of awesome troll powers... like creeping, trolling, appearing everywhere, and the amazing TROLOLOLOLOLOL battlecry. List the Ingredients that you used: The Super Troll T.O.A. is a completely customized potion. It must be brewed by the user, for the user. -Your pet's toenail clippings. Good luck if you keep fish as pets. -A used hairnet from your grade school lunch lady. Homeschool children may steal their mother's hairnet. -3 of your own armpit hairs, removed by tweezer and not shaved. -3 bottles of vodka -The captured scent of a passing super sexy random citizen. You know.. those guys/ladies that smell delicious just by walking by. 1. The potion MUST be taken at night. 2. The potion must be CHUGGED. The vodka really helps with the next part. 3. YOU MUST WATCH NYAN-CAT FOR 16 HOURS. 4. On hour 16 you must browse senorgif for at least 1 hour. This potion is a COMMITMENT. A commitment to become the super troll. Why do I insist on this? Not only am I the C.E.O. of SuperTroll Inc... I am also a CLIENT! Are you a Potter Fan? YES. Don't even get me started. I started RPing in the HP universe when I was in like... 8th grade or something lol. 
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:04 am
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: O L I V Extract
Name of Potion: OH MA GAWD, A CAMERA!?!
What does this potion do: This potion, when used topically, will cause you to become a pop culture douche bag. The physical result is different each time but always horrifying.
List the Ingredients that you used:
1/2 of Lindsey Lohan's blackened liver, she isn't using it anyway.
a dash of Tori Spelling's sense of despair
3 cups of the Olsen twins regurgitated food
1 bottle of Snooki's bronzer
Paris Hilton's night vision filter
5 of Jon Gosselin's hair plugs, must be fresh
Kim Kardashian's left butt implant
a shred of KFed's wife beater
Are you a Potter Fan? HELL YES.
((My husband and I had a blast doing this.))
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:50 am
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: MargeXX
Name of Potion: Draught of Opened Mind
What does this potion do: Allows people to see all sides of an issue and not just their own close mindedness. Also, has the side effect of making your gas smell like cherries.
List the Ingredients that you used: Old glasses frames, a boot that's been walked in at least an hour, cherry soda, unicorn farts, squeezed worms, and Coca-cola.
Are you a Potter Fan? Yes
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:18 am
NOT AN ENTRY....it just looked so fun I couldn't resist.
Name of Potion: Creation
What does this potion do: Now that is the question isn't it?
List the Ingredients that you used:
◘ The name of a title forgotten
◘ A handshake stolen from a vengeful ghost
◘ An untold secret clasped tightly behind a maiden's lips
◘ The whisper of a jellyfish's last breathe
◘ Love given by one's worst enemy
◘ Wisdom from a witless fool's ramblings
◘ A reflection unseen
◘ The dreams of a koi, freely given
◘ The scent of the hidden new moon
◘ The quiescence of a snow's first fall
Directions:
This is not a potion you mix in a pot,
nor stir with a spoon.
It can't be writ down nor passed on
And it does not boil, bubble, or fizz.
It is not loud, nor garish, nor ostentatious
In fact, it may not even be considered a potion at all.
It is a feeling, a whisper across the senses
A gentle squeezing of the heart.
A moment of silence that lasts forever
but moves quicker than one can bear.
It is so much more than a ritual or a ceremony or a spell
Smoother than crystal yet so intricately twined,
It is a dance.
A dance joined by all and left by none.
Whether you find a partner
or create your steps alone.
Whether you dance to a rhythm provided
or to your own beat.
This is not a potion you mix in a pot,
nor stir with a spoon.
It is a dance.
Are you a Potter Fan? I have seen all the movies and read all the books wink
Already won a freebie so not truly an entry but I really wanted to give it a whirl....>.<
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:00 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: ~Kiana_Nala~
Name of Potion: Bridesmaidzilla
What does this potion do: Have you ever wondered what a brides-maid-zilla would like? Well now you no longer have to wonder! This potion will turn you into the most demanding, make-it-your-own brides-maid!
Warning! This potion may cause: Uncontrolable anger, Trying to BE the bride, Forgetfulness, Ditzyness, Dry heaves, Uncontrolable sweating, Lack of caring, Being a omega douche.
List the Ingredients that you used:
-^- Border Collie's Tail
-^- Wishful Thinking
-^- Forgotten Crosage (Tiger Lilly)
-^- Brides Left-at-the-alter Tears
-^- Honeymoon Bliss
-^- Godzilla's teeth (6)
-^- Childs fear of monsters in the closet
-^- Pinch of sage grass
Are you a Potter Fan? YESSSSS!! biggrin Although.... I find it hard to make it through the books. >...<
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:17 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Phail Ninja
Name of Potion: T.U.P. (The Ultimate Phail) Potion
What does this potion do:
Why not give a sip of this potion to your worst enemies, or even to your best of friends as a joke? Just from one drop, the drinker will fail at everything they attempt to do for the next 24 hours. Do they need to do a homework assignment? Instant T (Troll). Ask someone out? Instant rejection. Need to go to the toilet? Instant constipation. They fail so badly, they even misspell 'fail' as 'phail'.
Disclaimer: The drinker of this potion agrees that they are drinking this of their own free will, and accepts that any side affects (grossly disfiguring or otherwise) are his/her liability and will not hold the brewer of this potion responsible for any mishaps.
Warning: Side affects include but are not limited to: Dizziness, nausea, dry mouth, muscle deformation, deafness, blindness, spontaneous fire breathing, turning into a sexy leather bikini, hair loss, growing cereal around the groin area (usually cornflakes, but occasionally lucky charms have been produced), severe depression upon withdrawal, addiction, a sudden urge for deep fried oreos and, in extreme cases, death (do not attempt to live, for you will fail at living. You have been warned).
Do not drink if you are prone to high/low blood pressure, are pregnant, are of bovine descent, own a cat or have congenital heart defects.
List the Ingredients that you used:
1 Ashwinder Egg (caution, tends to set things on fire)
2 Liters of Russian Firewhiskey (caution, highly flammable. Must be Russian made or potion will not work. DO NOT ALLOW IT TO SET ON FIRE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.)
3 Strips of Rat Intestine (each strip measuring 10 cm x 1 cm exactly)
2 Powdered Venomous Tentacula leaves (must be a very fine powder or potion consistency will be too thick)
1 Lionfish Liver (caution: highly toxic. Contains enough toxins to kill a human many times over. Must be added to cauldron whole.)
2 Bezoars (to counter the effects of the poison. Squash them first to help extract the juice)
3 Drops of Giant's Sweat (the odor is pungent, I would block your nose)
5 Broken Shards of a Leprechaun's Rainbow (Shards should be as large as possible. Warning: edges may be sharp. Make sure not to get any blood into the potion.)
1 Large Globule of Dragon Boogies (I assure you, it is necessary)
1 Charlie Sheen's Toe Nail (Off big toe preferably, beware of foot fungus)
A pinch of cinammon (for flavoring, nothing more. Can substitute for most herbs, but make sure not to add mint or parsley, as these will cause a disastrous explosion).
Are you a Potter Fan? HECK YES. Books are the best, even managed to snag the limited edition version of The Tales of Beetle the Bard. HARRY POTTER FTW. I RPed on Harry Potter forums, I've seen all the films, I own all the books in both Russian and English (I can barely read the Russian ones but no matter!). Love HP XD So much. -crazy fandom rant-
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