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eskimo kissses Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:57 pm
Nerevar Telvanni Nothing is true….
Dear Mr. Black,
Why so serious?
Sincerely, the Joker
….everything is permitted HAHA!!!LOL!! I love that one!!1 XD
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Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:28 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 10:04 pm
Dear Cedric,
In the future, I see you being extremely famous and very handsome. Women all over the world will flock to you. I also see you becoming a vegetarian!
Sincerely, Professor Trelawney
1 year later
Dear "Edward",
Just wanted to say the name change suits you, as does the change of my address so you can't find me. I swear to god, I didn't know that you'd be turned into a sparkly "vampire". You can't deny that I was right about you being famous and handsome....Please forgive me and let's forget that prediction. <3
Sincerely, Professor Trelawney
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:27 am
Dear Gryffindor boys,
Its is acceptable to polish your wand in the Gryffindor Common Room, but it is not acceptable to 'polish your wand' in the Gryffindor Common Room.
Sincerely,
Professor Mcgonagall
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:31 am
Dear Neville Longbottom,
Its been going around that you can defy the laws of the universe as I can. Frankly, I dont appreciate this. Just because you single handedly took out a little garden snake doesnt mean your cool like me. So please Mr. Longbottom stop stealing my thunder and go back to being the nerdy kid like your creator intended you to be.
Sincerely,
Chuck Norris
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:32 am
They suck but i ned to pass nerevar in posts.
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:36 am
Dear Harry,
I know we've had a rough patch, but it's been eleven years since we've played 'got your nose!'
Can I have it back please?
Sincerely,
Lord Voldemort
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Dear Voldemort,
Not a chance.
Sincerely,
Harry Potter
P.S: I think I took your pride too. You can't have that either.
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:56 am
Dear Draco,
I see that My kid beat yours in everything this year.
In. Your. Face.
Sincerely,
Harry Potter.
___________________________
Dear Draco,
I heard my daughter beat up your son today. I apologize, and little Rosie will be greatly rewarded for what she did to little Scorpius.
Sincerely,
Ronald Weasley
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:44 pm
XD I cant think of any cool ones lol.
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:11 am
My Lord,
I want you to **** me in the *** with a *********** and take me in the ******** like a *****! Then I want to ******* in the ********* on top of Wormtail. TAKE ME MY LORD!
With love,
Bella <3
P.S. No need to tell Rodolphus. I'll bring the handcuffs.
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:58 am
Ayamae Akahana My Lord, I want you to **** me in the *** with a *********** and take me in the ******** like a *****! Then I want to ******* in the ********* on top of Wormtail. TAKE ME MY LORD! With love, Bella <3 P.S. No need to tell Rodolphus. I'll bring the handcuffs. -sniffles- its beautiful... just how dear bellatrix would put it <3
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:31 am
I ma now ahead of Nerevar in posts. Mission completed biggrin
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 11:40 am
Dear Potter,
I told you I had predicted your death.
Sincerely,
Prof. Trelawney
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 11:54 am
(7th book)
Dear Harry,
I'm sorry your wand your wand broke. No wonder you were so angst-y, especially with Ginny around.
Love,
Ron
P.S. Stay away from her.
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 11:56 am
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