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 Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 6:08 pm
Parker watched the proceedings, a single raised blonde eyebrow the only indication that he found this gathering highly unusual. Even more men were making there way to the hot spring, and all save one seemed perfectly happy to remove their clothes and carry out this male gathering in the hot spring.
At Reinbach's sniper comment Parker sent a quick look into the trees, judging correctly that the man was partly serious. Seeing no real reason to argue the point Parker mentally shrugged, having already made up his mind to join the others when a servant approached him. Parker gave the servant a dark look, stopping them in their tracks as he proceeded to undress. Unlike Crimson, Parker undressed quickly and efficiently, have no difficulty with underwear because he didn't wear any.
He was just about to step into the hot spring when a woman and some other man had joined the group. The little interaction between the woman and who had to be the mayor led him to believe this woman was going to be his boss in a few days when he finally got to report to work. What a night.
Parker lowered himself into the spring, admitting only to himself that the hot water was a nice touch on a chilly night like tonight.
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 6:35 pm
If Alex thought it couldn't have gotten any worse when he was just walking up there, he was dead wrong. As far as he could tell, he was one of the few people reluctant to be there. Despite Reinbach's ramblings (or silly threats), he stood his ground. He shot Xeiro a dirty look, deciding it was best to ignore a man who seemed to be ecstatic to be there. And he fully expected to stand there for the rest of the evening until they gave up... That is, until another man came by, and started to get undressed by the servants. Well, ******** that! If he was going to have to undress, he could at least do it by himself. He would have no pride left if he had to have someone else do it for him! He had just pulled off his jacket, his back away from everyone, when he heard a female voice cut through the cold winter air. He rotated in his spot immediately, recognizing the woman as his date from the Valentine's Day thing that first year. He let out a small sigh. She was a cop! ....Wait, that was good, right? Right? She could help him escape! He prayed that she'd arrest him, but it just wasn't meant to be. She was out of there as suddenly as she had come. And he was stuck once ********. It looked like there was no escaping it, so Alex dropped his jacket and quickly unbuttoned his shirt, leaving it with his jacket. And that was it. He was done. He turned and made his way over to the spring, keeping his eyes averted as usual. You see, he wasn't an idiot. He knew that he probably wouldn't be able to just show up then go home. There was a good chance he would have to get in the water, so he had prepared. Yes, Alex Park, a grown man of thirty one years old, was so paranoid about being naked in front of other people that he was wearing swim trunks. Before anyone could say anything, he stepped into the spring, settling down until the water hit mid-chest. There. He was in. They couldn't complain anymore, could they? Technically, he had done everything they had asked. They never said no swim suits!
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 7:38 pm
  __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ - Hayden Rusacanth & Lucas Grey - __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Hayden couldn't believe he was actually doing this. He was a horrible painter!! How could the mayor's brother hire him for a painting!? ...Well... this could only mean they have horrible taste. Just look at their hair! Okay cruel example, but Hayden for the life of his couldn't imagine anyone liking that painting. He grimaced at the thought of doing something else, but he had already brought a suitcase with everything he needed. Yes he had the materials, for his small 'I can paint!!' thoughts that lasted three pages. Go figure. Alas it was winter, just the start, and the man had a light jacket over his simple t-shirt with khaki pants. "Excuse me?" started the blond stepping into the... naked area. He looked around for a moment, stopping at Reinbach. He was about to speak, but the drama between a blue haired man distracted him. Not to mention the cop going yelling afterward, and being taken away... Nothing odd there, of course not. "...The painter has arrived?" And why is this a male...?Fiance... What? Lucas couldn't stop rubbing the back of his head in confusion at those words from the letter. Blaire said it was Alanis' doing, but it couldn't be. It wasn't like he proposed or anything... but still. Yeah he liked her. He had come to that conclusion and all, yet it didn't exactly click. Who was truly behind this? He had no clue, but right now the idea of the hot springs seemed pretty cool. Interest had seduced the boy and he was over in some jeans and shirtless. Why? Well he had been swimming at home and headed here with only the jeans and shoes. Besides, hot springs. You only need something decent to get there, in case a cop-Cop... Lucas watched as Romane was taken away and looked at the nakedly male filled spring. "...Uh... Is uh, is this the uh, gathering?" Oh confusion. How nice.
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 8:18 pm
 
By the time all of that was over, he had completely forgot about Jacob, and had noticed Lucas coming out of the woods. Him too, eh? He knew the boy... a bit. Well, they knew of each other, him being his sister's boyfriend, or something like that, and having exchanged some words over the last season, but rarely more than a sentence a week. He walked closer to the boy, gave him a small pat on the left shoulder and whispered in his eyes. "Don't ask any question, get naked, get in the water and you might come out of this alive and with your pride intact... you can sit next to me..." He had said the last part a bit louder, for he had left Lucas' side and stepped into the water himself. Hey! It was about time! He had stayed naked out of the water longer than everyone (but Xiero, whom he was sitting next too) and was starting to freeze to death! He had chose to sat next to the baker on purpose. Mainly because, from that angle, he couldn't see Kace and frankly, it was better for everyone that way.
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Ah no! A woman! With man! Absurd! Horrifying! Disgusting! Depraving! Reinbach just couldn't believe how much his security had failed to stop her from stepping in the viciny! Some servants would have their head roll off the next morning! Then again.... It was true that she could have been mistaken for a man... Fine, only some whiplashes for them, not execution. Still! Reinbach was half panicking, hiding his nipples using his index and middle finger. A woman shouldn't see a man in his privacy like that! Thankfully, his brother had been good enough to resolve everything by himself! And he had quite a nice little a**... Oh, Reinbach would know that a** from anywhere! It ran in the family.
After the comotion was over and Reinbach heartbeat was back to normal, he looked around to see who was there...which was..Everyone! "Ah! good! Good! Everyone is here! Magnificent! And almost everyone is naked too! Come on boy! Remove those clothes! And I think I saw someone coming in with underwear...he should remove them before I go check all of you to see who kept them!" And you all know that he would do it and take his time to check everyone to make sure that it wasn't some prosthetic or something like that... "Oh, but not you two, Walter, Hayden, you stay dress. Hayden here will make a painting of all of use bathing under the moonlight to commemorated this night! Wonderful isn't it?" Once again, he clapped his hands together in excitement. Dont even ask the reason as to why he wanted that picture....
Once he was done clapping and giggling like a school girl, he looked back at everyone else in the Spring, and the 2 that were still out of it. "Everyone knows everyone? Let's see.. Let's make the presentations... I, of course, am the magnificent Schtolteheim Reinbach the Third, and this is my, also magnificent brother, Gaston Sonata the First. The too over standing over there are Lucile and Josephine.... Then the red haired here is Lassie, then Bernadette, Smurfette, Alexandre du Parc, Bakersfield, Kimberly aaaand.... The new cop whom I've head people call Sexycop, so I suppose that's your name. Ah, and the over there are Walterthebutler and Haydenthepainter" Yup, that was everyone! Ah, they should all feel appreciated that he remembered their names! It had taken him a whole week of memorization to do so!
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 8:46 pm
Walter looked over to Hayden and came up to him. Extending a hand he smiled gently. "Hello Hayden the painter. Im Walter the butler. Or.. Watler Dolones to those who arent... " Walter said as he looked over to Reinbach and Gaston. "..who dont have a special gene pool." Walter smirked. Ah inbred Royals... "Good luck on the painting. Make sure to get every detail. Im sorry ol chap." Walter said with a light chuckle before he patted Hayden on the back.
"Bonjour.. Please.. just call me Pip." Pip said with a sigh as he momentarily looked down from the stars to the men-oh God there were more. "Mon Dieu..." He said as he sank under the water.. well up to his nose that is. His long braid floated in the hot water and the Frenchman closed his eye and relaxed. He had to be here.. didnt mean he had to be social.
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:30 pm
Oh, his brother was such a charming host! Gaston had sat back down beside him and didn't even feel the need to correct him once during his speech! Only one in his own family could ever take over so gracefully~ Gaston took a much needed rest as he listened to Reinbech do the exhausting chore of introducing everyone to one another. Ah, but he seemed to be enjoying it! Odd.. Perhaps.. No. No, it couldn't be – that wouldn't make any sense! But, it seemed that – no. He wouldn't dare accuse Reinbech of being possessed by a dead servant bent on ruining his good name and the name of his family! Then they would have to start a duel of honor – to the death. No one wanted to see another Gaston stunt double die in the heat of battle! Really, he was getting tired of all the blood shed~! No, nothing would stain his evening! It would just be pure, unfiltered, man on man bondageing~! He waved a slow hand when his name was called before leaning back against the side of the spring – huh.. He didn't even know half of these people's names.. He clapped in appreciation to the man.
“Flawless introduction! I doubt a lowly servant could have ever hoped to do better!” Ah! How could he have even thought a servant could get anywhere near that perfection? Reinbech was probably just enjoying the moonlight and not the tedious amount of work~ “Though, my offer still stands on labeling the guests, brother..” He added in a lower tone so as not to disturb the scene anymore than his clapping had already done. What was labeling? Ah, well, Gaston always had trouble at dinner parties remembering who was who, so the man had taken to hiring servants to dress completely in black morphsuits and hold signs above certain individuals heads, written on which would be a name and brief description of the person, such as their career, age, and p***s size. Yes, Gaston knew everyone's p***s size – he had hired several investigators to find out just that before anyone even dared to move onto his island! He held his hand up in preparations to snap, which would give the command to have his readied slaves come right on out and label everyone without their notice – like the ninja's they were trained to be~
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Unlike what Yoakim intended, Jacob had followed the man immediately after he went to go to the – oh. Jacob was just sitting down and getting ready to talk to the man nonstop on just how much he loved him – he really did! Jacob had spent his whole life trying to get Kade off of his My Little Pony parade and here it was done – not by him, even! It was by some guy who slept with Kade. He did something Jacob could never dream of doing! Then left him! And came back! And – oh, God, Jacob was going to start crying tears of joy and hugging the man soon if he kept thinking this way.. But, that was moments ago, back when he first sat down and stole the spot reserved for the blondie that had taken his attention quite suddenly. He didn't know who the kid was, but he had seen him around. Once or twice. Not that he cared about him much since he was just another guy, but, now..? He was considering him very carefully. Sooo carefully, in fact, that he was starting to creep himself out.
Within the second that he stole his eyes over the blonde kid, he turned back to Yoakim to prevent himself from, well, freaking or something at just checking out – oh, GOD, he was checking him out! No, no, he needed to get a hold of himself. He was just looking. Admiring. ..Admiring as a possible homosexual urge.. Alright, he needed to get over this already! Hurry, mask it with something entirely normal! “So, girls, huh?” ..Well, it was something in common? “Yeeeaah. Better than guys, if you ask me.”
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Across from Jacob – well, a good distance away – was Kade. Who had just let out a quiet curse as he realized he couldn't see Yoakim anymore. Why would he want to anyway? It wasn't like he was enjoying glaring at him and admiring him in the nude like he was! Nope! He didn't even want to see him naked again! Ever. He would have left already had he not been entrusted with his baby traitorous brother who was being all buddy-buddy with his ex. ..Oh, Kade was so going to spend the next night crying with Theresa just so Jacob would have to hear it and feel immense amounts of guilt over what he did! Yes, plan guilt-trip was already thought out and would soon be enacted as soon as this horrible day was finished with! He sunk himself lower into the water and somehow managed to keep himself tense despite the relaxing waters. ..God, he needed a drink.. Who was – oh, right, Walter! He was the butler, he should know where they kept the alcohol~ The 'Smurfette' waved at the butler from where he was at, motioning him over to him. He wasn't sure if he noticed, considering he was talking to some blond guy – Hayden? – but he wasn't going to call to him.
..Wait, why wasn't he? It wasn't like Yoakim didn't know he was here. The man was obviously avoiding him.. He gave a shriveling look over in the blacksmith's direction, although Xeiro blocked him pretty well. “Walter~! Honey, can you come over here a second~?” He rang out in a much too sweet tone, smiling as cheerily as he could make it although his expression shouldn't matter very much. Oh, whatever helped him keep up the act~
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 8:56 pm
 
"Thank ya, mate." He grabbed the glass from him and began chugging the entire content of it. This was going to be a rough night. "Say, uh, Walter. Could I get another glass, mate?" He turned his head and smiled at the waiter just in time to see all of the clothing burst into flames. His heart sank, that was his only pair of nice dress pants! He, of course, instinctively blamed Reinbach. He was turning out to be the only person the loving Ozzi hated. But, his scowl face that he had been showing the side of Reinbach's head did not last for long when he heard the sound of a woman's voice! He instantly straightened his back and gazed upon her like she was the last sip of Bombora. He was so excited that he didn't even notice the back and forths happening with two of the boys. Yeah, that's right. Kade and Jacob were boys to a man like him.
Back to the point, he found himself drooling over the closest girl. Was it his fault that he craved a woman among all of these men? Well, sure it was. But, not like that mattered. He was too lost in the excitement of seeing a lady that he barely noticed when she pulled the gun on him and the French one. Why in the world was she choosing him?! He assumed that it was because of their heritage. Did the meany-head cop not like foreigners that much?! This was ridiculous! He attempted to sink lower in the water as she said lower yourselves, but was soon sitting straight up again when Gaston came to the rescue. Although it was much more of the mayor then he wanted to see, it was great that he didn't have to die today. He honestly didn't even mind when he watched the part of ...two? walk away.
Then, his attention was brought from all of it when Reinbach opened his godawful mouth. He turned to once again scowl at him while he blabbed on and on. Then he got to introductions and Crimson's eye began to twitch. He just knew what was coming, and it was different every ******** time thus far. Lassie?! Did he think he was some sort of Hollywood dog? That was just pure idiocy. He rolled his eyes and once he shut up, "Crimson. The names Crimson. Not Lassie, or any other thing he could come up with to call me, mate. I really have no understanding of how you can't learn my name!" He went from the generalized group to just Reinbach now, "For god's sake you're reminded of my name every bloody time you look at me, mate! KUH-RIM-ZUH-IN!" He lifted his hair as he talked and then brought his arms back down under the water. He couldn't believe he had an outburst like that... this was crazy. The naked fest was causing a lot of problems with the poor man.
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Xeiro had the dumbest look in his face at this point. There were more people, and he made it a point to drink to every one. He looked all around with the same wide, open mouth grin when he heard the word sniper. He was trying to find them like an amazing form of Where's Waldo? He was even more enthused when he heard that he would get high quality robes! "That is so nice of you!" He smiled and nodded repeatedly in Reinbach's direction. He was just soooo eager! He hadn't even brought clothes, so he wasn't losing a thing! Was he the only one that was competent enough among these to know how to read? But, oooo! That meant that he was only gaining from this experience! That made it all the more exciting and his face sure did show it.
He watched, while nonchalantly sipping his drink, the random friend of Mitsuke be thrown into the water. He would have clapped for more entering the water, but his hand was occupied with a cup. He simply tapped his fingers against the side before taking the chance to look around like a kid in a candy store. Then it happened. "Why is there a woman here?!" His face turned to that of utter disgust as the duo cleared the woods. He still had absolutely no idea that he was looking more and more homosexual with every word and action. He slammed his drink onto the ground next to the spring with anger, about to leap out of the water and escort her off of the premises when Gaston took over. He gladly picked his glass back up to take the last drink whilst the mayor took care of their little undesirable.
He then shook his glass and sat it next to him, not caring if it ever got filled. He was too overjoyed by the rest of the wonderment! He smiled and nodded to Parker as he entered the water and then shot Alex a look of disappointment as he stepped in with his swimming trunks. He shook his head, "Boyssss~!" He was practically chiming, "Someone doesn't understand what naked means!" He let out a loud chuckle, knowing that everyone would instantly know who he was talking about without him needing to get on Alex's bad side. Obviously, Alex wouldn't have any idea he was talking about him. His attention was then brought back to the two men that entered around that time. "The painter?!" His dumb smile was plastered back on and seemed to grow in size. "Excuse me, Painter? Can I be like this," He forced his smile wider, all teeth showing and a big thumbs up, shoulders up and all. "In the picture? 'Cause that's what I want to look like."
The funniest part of all of it was that he wasn't a lightweight, so the eagerness had relatively nothing to do with the alcohol he had consumed. He turned to look at who was gracing him with their presence and saw it to be that one guy he saw at the Wedding. "Hello!" He patted the man's shoulder, taking full note of his great muscles. This made him even happier. They both had dark hair and great muscles and were naked. They could be the best people here. They could rule this thing! He placed his arms back and nodded when Reinbach began to talk again, such a great guy that Reinbach. He looked around, trying to figure out who each person was, it'd be good to remember that sort of thing running a business and all. He was ecstatic when he got to him. Bakersfield was such a great nickname! He had never really had a nickname before, this was turning out to be the best night of his life! He waved to them all at that point, wanting more than anything to scream OO THAT'S ME! but he didn't want to interrupt the great Reinbach. As soon as Reinbach had finished he burst into applause. Only to realize that someone else had also begun to clap! It was none other than the great mayor! "Ayyyy!" He laughed loudly and pointed to the man in a We are sooo cool motion.
It was all just so great and fun and great! Why hadn't he ever gotten into a group of men and stripped down before? It was just so invigorating! All of the man stank and steam and muscles! It was truly a great thing. A long period of time had of course passed since even the blue-haired friend was tossed into the water. But, it hadn't quite sunk in past all of the other more important excitements. Mid-continuous clap he abruptly stopped and looked around, only this time without that giant, goofy grin. "Hold up. Did someone say f**?"
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:25 pm
"Walter! When you get a chance a beer would be nice. Or wine. Merci." Pip said gently as he looked over to Walter. He then sighed and looked over tot he burning pile of clothing. this.. sucked. He sighed lightly.
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"Well now arent i the popular one?" Walter smiled lightly. "One moment Kade darling." Walter said as he grabbed wine for Pip along with a glass. He also grabbed the whiskey he had brought over for Crimson the first time. He handed Pip's his wine first. Leaving the bottle and glass with him. Why not? He then returned to Crimson and smiled gently.
"Sorry ol boy but i dont think it will sink into their thick heads. You know the royals.." Walter said as he knelt down to fill Crimson's glass. He leaned in to whisper. "Theyre all inbred nitwits." Walter chuckled lightly before he set the bottle down for Crimson as well. "Least you all can mooch off the alcohol." Walter smiled as he stood.
"Enjoy mate." Walter said before he turned on his heel and walked over to Kade. He knelt down.. this night was going to be hell on his knees. With them in the hot spring he was going to be doing alot of walking and kneeling. "Hello my freaky darling." Walter chuckled lightly. "What can i get you ol chap?"
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 12:56 pm
"Oh my! If you notice someone who's not fully naked, please, undress them! We don't want party poppers now, do we?" He knew he had seen someone enter the spring wearing a bathing suit, but he didn't remember if it was Alexandre or Smurfette... they looked so much a like, they were hard to tell apart! Maybe they were twins? Of course, he was about to call a servant to check every males in the spring to see who was the trouble maker, but if Xiero wanted to do it himself, well, he wouldn't stop him! Man needed to give a hand to each others, after all!
Then, his attention was brought on Lassie who was talking to him. The man nodded three or four times, not really listening to him. He had only been invited because of his pretty hair! Maybe he should have invited his dog instead... Oh? Was he done talking? "Oh? crimson, Lassie? Really? See, I would have pegged it more of a burgundy shade. Maybe you should get your eyes checked? Or maybe your prostate. I heard there was a linked between prostate and colour perception..." Where ha he read that? In Gaston's journal of course! Anything his brother wrote or taught had to be the truth! He was the oldest sibling with the family chin after all! He couldn't counter that argument. "I'm sure Walter could give you one! He wears gloves after all! Oh, you know what? We'll lend you Walter for free. Oh! Don't say anything! I know, I know! I am way to generous, I'm often told." The pompous man waved his right hand in Lassie's direction, faking modesty.
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Yoakim tried to ignore the other males talking. From the little bribes of conversations that did made way to his brain, it was clear that he was better ignoring them. What else could you expect from the mayor's friends after all? He was expecting Lucas to sit next to him, but the boy, probbaly because he was shy, was still fully dressed and outside the water, which would explain why the same boy from before had slipped in the spring next to him. Yoakim went to say something, but was quickly stopped by a hand on his shoulder. Uh? He turned around, and notice Xiero smilling at him. "Oh, hello. Nice to see you again... without a dress..." Or any clothes for that mater.. Oh, who was he to complain about that.
Then, the boy from before spoke to him before... He was rather... exited. Could it be that Yoakim had a fanboy? He wasn't quite sure what he could have done to earn that, but eh.... Sometime teenage boys takes weird people for models and better him than the mayor... "Uh? Girls? What about them...? What do you mean better than....oh....OH! Oh.... I see... but.. uh... Didn't you say you were gay? Sorry, might have misunderstood... I was... distracted... Who are you, again?" Like everybody else here. Everybody else other than Kade who seemed quite chirpy and ordering drinks from the butler. Yoakim turned his head slughly in the boy's direction, even if he couldn't see him and frown. "Uh... of course he orders a drink the moment he had the chance..." That had been said low enough for no one but those directly next to him, that is, Xiero and Lucas, to hear him. Not that he cared much. It wasn't a lie. Kade always liked his alcohol a bit too much. "Uh, I think he called Kade a f**... which, might I say, is a really rude word." That last comment had been said directly in Jacob's direction. He could have used such better words...
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:43 pm
__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ - Hayden Rusacanth & Lucas Grey - __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ At least he could keep his clothes. "Thank you hot springs" muttered the man softly. Doing a crappy nude painting was bad enough... doing a group would've been horrible. "Hey everyone" replied Hayden after the twiddledee brothers spoke. They were done? Perfect~ "I'll try to finish this as quick as possible... for all of our sanity." Of course he said that last part softly before beginning to set his stuff. He glanced at Walter and chuckled slightly. He needed a LOT more than good luck here. "Thanks."...Not again! Lucas really didn't want to spend another week with his parents in deep therapy! You can't really enjoy New York when you're stuck with a therapist... So far, it looked like it was another cruel memory for the boy. Though Yoakim seemed to be of some salvation after he was done flailing over his loss of clothing. WAIT. LUCILE!? Oh Goddess that was worse than Lucy! Quickly, and if you didn't blink, you'd catch sight of the blond doing a quick prayer before looking at Yoakim. He was really the only guy he could recognize, and that was a good thing. Lucas felt slightly better listening to him and nodded, however... that guy took the spot... Which left him no option but to sit down a bit near the blond Frenchman. He didn't look like he'd jump him so. Fate tempted him to ask something but hearing Reinbach and Gaston quickly reminded him why not to do it. Instead he leaned back slightly, enjoying the water. It was the only thing he could enjoy... Aside from letting his head fall back to look at the sky. Yup... sky...
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:01 pm
The water was nice and Alex was now beginning to understand why someone would brave the cold to come out here, but despite his hopes that things would be better once he climbed into the water, it really wasn't any better. The men were all introduced -- what he could tell, incorrectly, though he wasn't going to complain about Reinbach's interpretation of his name -- but it didn't help him feel anymore comfortable. Hadn't that idiot mentioned the painter? Oh god, the last thing he needed was concrete evidence that he was here. He shot Hayden a small, hopeful look, though he doubted the man noticed it. Maybe if he prayed hard enough, the artist would make his face indistinguishable or something. But knowing his luck, no way.
That's when one of the men -- he couldn't remember what his name was, but he recognized him as the crossdressing guy from the wedding -- addressed him, vaguely. Slowly, Alex sank down into the water until it reached his chin and shot Xeiro an icy glare as he mouthed the words 'don't you ******** dare'. Then, he sank down until the water tickled his nose, like the one eyed man nearby.
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:59 pm
Sexycop? Well. He'd been called worse I suppose.
If Parker had been the smiling type he would be grinning from ear to ear by now. Uncomfortable situations like these always brought a truth to people. As it was, he wasn't much for smiling. Instead he was perfectly happy just to ignore everyone and watch them all at the same time. It was easy to see who was sane and who was bordering on insane. Too bad it happened to be the mayor and his brother who were the farthest off the rockers. Just what he needed, an idiot for a boss.
Parker blew out a long breath and sank a little lower into the hot springs. He was of a mind to ask Walterthebutler for a drink. Something strong that would make this night less uncomfortable, but Walter was busy so he waited. Not like he had anything better to do.
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:36 am
After a mutual appreciation of Gaston's perfection and Xeiro's.. something, Gaston had turned away from the man to look over the members of their little gathering. Ah, they were all so.. wonderful! Glimmering! Gorgeous! Seeing them all side by side in the moonlight, the snow sparkling off in the background and the beautiful music that played to further set the scene.. It was nearly as beautiful as Bubble-Bath, a marvel image capturing Gaston in his oversized tub playing with the excessive bubbles that overflowed onto the floor. He had it hanging in his bathroom right then so, whenever a guest went to use his bathroom, they could see a small moment of innocent beauty that took place in the very room. Of course, only few were allowed in his bathroom – such as Angelina. ...It was a wonder how it affected the girl to have to see so many naked images of her father everyday.. Ah, well, it was just so she knew what a real man should look like! ..In any case, the man was viewing the scene with some delight, albeit he was being silent with it in comparison to how his brother was taking the situation. Reinbach seemed to have more of a connection to some of these people than Gaston did.. He couldn't be shown up in his own town! So, the man looked to his side and smiled charmingly at Sexycop, as Reinbach had introduced him.
“Ah! I believe we haven't met! You are my new guard and I am Mayor Gaston Sonata the first!” Because no one was better than the original! The one! The only! The Gaston~! “Bernadette!” He motioned over to Pip to direct him closer to Sexycop, looking back to the cop with his handsome grin still in place, “I don't think you know, but it's a law in this town, my town, that any new guard of mine's needs to prove his worth – by fighting hand-to-hand with the only other male bodyguard in town – Bernadette.” He waved a hand over to the blond Frenchman. Was that an actual law? ...Well, yes, it was. One that managed to pass under Gladice's nose simply because they didn't have any male officers – what harm could it do to have it in place? ..She probably didn't know it would have been done in a nude party either. “Go on, then, I demand you two do it within everyone's view~! Over there.” He pointed off to the side of the spring where a nice clearing was situated, close enough to the steamy pools so the snow couldn't gather, but far enough where it provided enough room for two healthy men to roll around in.
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“Jacob. Jacob Waldroup.” The boy repeated without any agitation at all that he forgot his name. Why should he care? The guy was cool and everyone knew that cool guys didn't have to remember everyone's names! Hell, Jacob forgot his best friend's name at times too! ..Not really, but it sounded better to say that, didn't it? Yes, it did. “Yeah, I am gay, but girls are better, more natural, you know? Gotta admire a guy who likes p***y better, right?” He nodded confidently with that in the air, admiration showing through completely in his eyes – ah, he was actually hanging out with someone like hiiiim~ Maybe the steam was getting to his head, but he felt awesome right then! Better than he had in a whole season~! It was like having the big brother he always wanted! Of course, he just met Yoakim, but given time he knew they would be tight~ Then maybe he could learn how to cope with being gay from someone who could give better advice than.. Kade.. The boy's eyes narrowed and he shot a look over at man, before he returned his gaze to Yoakim.
“Uh – someone ask? I said it.” He raised his hand and shifted his eyes to Xiero, before looking back to Yoakim again, “Um, sorry, I got better words. Cocksucker, homo, sissy, queer, pansy, fudge packer – a** vandal, too..” He listed off from the top of his head. The guy didn't like what he called Kade? Well, that was fine, 'f**' was kinda boring anyway! He was sure there was something Yoakim would approve of~ So, he kept going down the list of whatever name he had ever called someone~! ..Mostly, Kade.
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Speaking of Kade, the man frowned as he had to wait for Walter to serve everyone else. It wasn't like he didn't understand the guy had a job, he just had to wonder how it would look to Yoakim if he got pushed off like that.. Maybe he was over thinking things, but he wanted to seem important among these big guys! Outside of Lucas, he was pretty sure he was one of the most.. overlooked there. No offense to the boy, but, well, it was probably true with how flustered he seemed. ..Finally, the man had come over to him, which brightened up the irritated and quiet male quite a bit. He turned to cross his arms and lean on the edge of the spring, looking up at the butler in an odd way. ...Maybe it would – noo, that would be just plain mean. ..Still, everyone seemed to be hanging around someone right then and Kade didn't want to be left out. At least he could ask the man to stay for a chat, right?
“Hiii, Walter~! Can I have something too? Whatever works for me!” As long as it was enough to drown out the fact his ex was right there, he would be happy. Plus, he wasn't really sure what sort of liquor the mayor kept around for gatherings like this. “Aaand, do you mind, um, sticking around? I don't know anyone else and – yeah..” He probably didn't have to actually say it aloud when the papers educated everyone on the drama. Was it hypocritical for a gossip to hate gossip about them? Probably, but Kade wasn't the deep enough to chide himself for such a thing.
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:40 pm
Pip was enjoying his wine enough that half the bottle was gone. When the words of what Gaston said sunk into his head. Pip nearly spit out his wine, he swallowed remembering the vintage and how expensive.. looking it looked like. Coughing and sputtering Pip wiped away any wine that had escaped his mouth and looked over to Gaston in disbelief.
"Tu veux quoi ?" Pip spoke in French. "I am sorry i must 'ave mis'eard you.. monsieur you want me.." Pip pointed to himself. "To wrestle 'im?" Pip pointed to 'Sexy cop' "...naked?" Pip asked in disbelief. He wasnt drunk enough for that! But the alcohol had quelled his freak out response.
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"Of course cutie pie. And i will unless someone needs my assistance. Ill come back though. Be back in a moment ol chap." Walter said as he reached out and gave Kade's arm a light squeeze. He smiled and stood up. "Ill get you a nice Cosmo." Walter said before he headed back over to the bar and made Kade's drink. He made it in a nice big glass, meaning he had to double the receipe and it was stronger than usual. May as well get them drunk.
"Ol chaps! Does anyone else want anything. Please do just call my name." Walter said aloud to them all. He headed back over to Kade and handed him the drink. "Careful now.. or i might have to take, a drunk naked Kade home." Walter said with a wink of his eye.
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Pip hung his head and sighed. He downed the rest of the wine that was in his glass and got up and out of the water. He had been relaxing and enjoying the hot springs. He had been tuning out the other men especially the two rich idiots. Problem was.. due to his relaxed state, every one of Pips muscles had relaxed... yes even that one. He didnt bother covering himself.. id be.. futile at this point.
"Alright Monsieur.. lets wrestle t'en id rat'er not be shot at." Pip said as he looked to the bushes and then the trees. He pointed to Parker and waved him over. Pip put his hands to his face momentarily. He couldnt believe he was about to wrestle another male.. BUTT a** NAKED.. or be shot at on command of the Mayor. Least he was getting to a drunken stupor so some activity would speed up the alcohol going to his brain.
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