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 Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:37 pm
(( stare don't even joke like that. I already wake from nightmares that involve horrible casting.))
Granted but you are now so skilled you have to by a new bow everyday because your fans steal them to sell on E-bay for millions.
I wish I could attend Ouran Academy and meet the Host Club.
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:01 am
Granted. They hate you, and you return to our world in tears.
I wish for the power to twist reality to please me.
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:36 am
Granted, but pleasing you in various bad moods consists of horrible things happening to other people. They blame you and come after you.
I wish that my Prednisone didn't give e all these horrible side-effects likie waking up with night terrors in the middle of the night.
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:44 pm
Lumanny the Space Jew Granted, but it turns this weird neon orange that hurts everyone's eyes, including your own. Oh, but I love orange! biggrin Granted, but now it doesn't work at all and you can't get to sleep. I wish my mom would let me buy a corset.
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:02 pm
Granted. You've started to use the corsets to make yourself look thinner, tighting them to the point where it is painful, and now you have to have surgery done to correct your floating ribs because they've curved inward.
I wish love wasn't so complicated.
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:14 pm
Granted it becomes easy and everyone finds 1 person they love and marries them forever unfortuniatly the 1 for u is annoying as all hell and your stuck with them forever. so in order to get away you kill yourself.
i wish public nudity was ok 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:27 pm
Granted but that means that now your grandparents, parents, and grossly over weight people can parade around in nothing but their birthday suits in public. You will need lots of therapy after this wish.
I wish I had good luck charms that worked.
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:33 pm
Wish granted, but all your good luck turns sour at the end of the day
I wish it wasn't so hot outside
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 6:43 pm
Granted. You are hit first hit with horrible thunderstorms and tornados before a huge blizzard blows through. You now have to deal with the cold.
I wish I could win the Mega Millions lottery.
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:08 pm
Granted. You blow it all and regret it for the rest of your life.
I wish people understood each other.
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:59 pm
Wish granted, but then mass chaos breaks out because of all the understanding.
I wish my daughter would stop throwing temper tantrums
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:17 pm
Eccentric Detective Granted, but now it doesn't work at all and you can't get to sleep. Quote: What? Prednisone is Ulcerative Colitis medicine, not sleep medicine. Your daugter stops throwing temper tantrums but she internalizes all her negative emotion, delevops a complex, and has to see an expensive psychologist for years. I wish the Prednsione would keep working but stop giving me side-effects like that 'moon-face' look. ( . . ) (( _ )) < Moonface
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:01 pm
Granted You no longer have Moon Face, but then you are no longer Lumanny the Space Jew instead you become Lumanny the Jew.
I wish Canada didn't suck at basketball (considering we invented it which is just sad).
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:06 pm
Granted. Canada is now filled with black people and stereotypical ones too. So everyday you get mugged and one day you get sick and tired of it so you get shot up on the block.
i wish i could turn people in to stereotypes
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:11 pm
Granted but our social bridges and governments break down, resulting in mass pandemonium and ultimately the return of the racist laws and prejudices that came with them.
I wish I were in Timbucktoo.
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