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 Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 2:15 am
dear boyfriend,
miss you. sorry your phone broke so it's harder for us to hang out. i'll probably wait to contact you until you contact me because i'm worried you need space even though in actuality i'm always the one needing space.
sincerely,
girlfriend
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dear guild,
sup?
sincerely,
gute
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dear ******** you. you're like crack. i am going to sleep now.
suck it,
fan number a billion
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 4:45 am
S H O Y K I N G choic dear gaia, when the hell did everyone here get tumblrs. this is a v. awkward invasion of my internet life sincerely, i am way more hipster than everyone here dramallama dramallama dramallama
dear choic,
I blame ******** yeah hipster kitty is the best tumblr of all timedear shoy, ima let u finish but oldfilmsflicker is the greatest tumblr OF ALL TIME xoxo choic ~~~~~~~~ dear pixie, honey my ironic fashion statements, obscure musical tastes & bicycle fetish would put you to shame-choic
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:16 am
Dear people who think they're hipsters,
YOU ARE NOT A HIPSTER!
Sincerely,
Somebody who could careless about how you live your life!
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:43 am
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 11:08 am
Dear people who think I'm hatin',
I GOT A PHD IN HATIN' b***h! I keeps it on ma middle finger, wanna take a look?
Hatin in your general direction,
ME! <3
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 11:08 pm
Dear Guild,
Hi. biggrin Been a while. Where is game? D:
-Angel
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:59 pm
to the a*****e who left piles of dog food all over her/his campsite and then left,
not only is that s**t annoying as hell to clean up, it ATTRACTS BEARS
would you like it if i released a few bears into your office while you were at work?
no?
THEN QUIT LEAVING THE DOG FOOD OUT BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT BEARS HANGING AROUND MY ******** you,
tedie
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dear chii,
OH HAY GURL heart
love and stuff,
tedie
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:11 pm
Dear people who come through the drive through.
I am tired of hearing you b***h about how your food isn't just the way you had it in your mind that it would be. WELL OF COURSE NOT THE STORE CLOSES IN LIKE 2 MINUTES YOU b***h!! Come back some decent time when we are not at the point of locking doors and such. And also other retarded people. I don't care if you smoke and such, but when I am handing you the bajillion drinks you just ordered, have the decency to not blow your smoke in my face. Seriously, I'm allergic and it sucks balls when your rudeness makes my eyes swell up and sends my in a coughing fit. Bitches need to learn some manners.
As always kissing a** in food service,
Disgruntled employee
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Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 3:12 am
Dear Angel,
get off your lazy bum and do something. D:
-Chii
Dear tedie,
I missed you so much. D:
-Angel
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 10:47 pm
dear choic:
oh wow you have obscure musical tastes what do I doooo. possibly also have obscure music tastes. possibly that. you think you have ironic down? my oversized glasses and hunters cap I am wearing with a kid's cartoon t shirt beg to differ, but they don't care very much. And baby, you wish your taste in books was as developed as mine.
pix.
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 10:54 pm
Dear cable-less & satellite-less television:
Why is there nothing on weekends anymore?
-D
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Dear cable TV back at school:
Baby I missed you. I'll see you in a week. I'ma veg out and whore myself to Discovery/History/Food Network/Animal Planet/Adult Swim/and Comedy Central all over again. <3
<3 D
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:26 pm
Pixie Saylor dear choic: oh wow you have obscure musical tastes what do I doooo. possibly also have obscure music tastes. possibly that. you think you have ironic down? my oversized glasses and hunters cap I am wearing with a kid's cartoon t shirt beg to differ, but they don't care very much. And baby, you wish your taste in books was as developed as mine. pix. i also wear cartoon shirts. & 3D glasses. & have more hats than carrie bradshaw has shoes & genital warts combined. also i read detective novels from the 50's. OUTHIPSTER'D (but omg i wish i could pull of giant goofy glasses, pix pleeease that must look so cute with that hat)
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:39 pm
choic Pixie Saylor dear choic: oh wow you have obscure musical tastes what do I doooo. possibly also have obscure music tastes. possibly that. you think you have ironic down? my oversized glasses and hunters cap I am wearing with a kid's cartoon t shirt beg to differ, but they don't care very much. And baby, you wish your taste in books was as developed as mine. pix. i also wear cartoon shirts. & 3D glasses. & have more hats than carrie bradshaw has shoes & genital warts combined. also i read detective novels from the 50's. OUTHIPSTER'D (but omg i wish i could pull of giant goofy glasses, pix pleeease that must look so cute with that hat) I don't see how that's OUTHIPSTER'D. You do not dress any more ironic than I do, and I am currently annotating Salinger's Franny and Zooey FOR FUN. I shop at used bookstores. I own everything Poe has ever written. I have a lit tat. I go to an art school.
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:04 pm
Dear "hipsters;"
Btchplz. heart I'm so hipster I don't even have to give you my hipster cred. That's how nonconformist I am.
Love,
Signatures are for non-hipsters.
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:40 pm
I roll my eyes in your general direction.
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