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 Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:13 pm
Granted, but you don't get a summer vacation this year.
I wish could get out of this rut
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:59 pm
Granted, but now you're in a worst rut.
I wish my mouth would stop being numb.
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:19 pm
Granted, now its in extreme pain.
I wish I was at a beach
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:49 pm
Granted, but a giant tsunami wave hits and you drown.
I wish a certain person would log on facebook.
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:43 pm
Granted, but they tell you they hate you and never want to talk to you again.
I wish I'd stop procrastinating with the SG and s**t and finish sewing the sweater I need for Saturday.
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:15 pm
  Granted, but just as you're finishing, someone trips and pours an entire can of paint all over and ruins it. I wish I had a spaceship. 
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:19 pm
I LIKE YOUR AVI TOASTIE biggrin
Granted but it takes you through a black hole to an alternate universe where the SG doesnt exist crying
I wish I had an air ship!
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:50 pm
Granted, but it crashes into the orphanage, killing everyone.
I wish I had a flying dragon.
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:26 pm
Granted, he eats you, your mother, then your house.
I wish somebody would nominate me for something nice in the sg awards for once biggrin
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:27 pm
The dragon gives you lots of treasure from its trove. Then it dissects you with a toothpick. THEN it sends your organs to all your closest family members. THEN it eats them. Weren't expecting that one were you?
I wish for a phone that actually works.
EDIT: DAMN YOU SINNY!
You get nominated as Most Likely to Be Spartan Kicked by Kashi's Dragon. And then his Dragon eats you.
I still wish for a phone that works.
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:29 pm
Grated, but its my phone, with the pink and the cracked screen and that missing button.
I wish for my cake to be deliciousness
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:34 pm
Granted, but now my fat a** is gonna come over there and eat it. biggrin
I wish I could go back in time.
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:36 pm
Granted, it is the best thing you have ever eaten, it is also the last thing you eat due to it being posioned.
Granted but you can't get back to this time.
I wish for an elephant.
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:10 pm
Granted. It sits on you.
I wish for a cushy government job.
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:11 pm
Granted. You are now appointed Head of Furniture Affairs, and are forced to do paperwork all day.
i wish I had a lifetime supply of Coke.
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