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 Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 9:25 pm
"I'm standing on the moon with nothing left to do.. This is all I can come up with now..
Friend: Hey, I'm going to Disneyland! 
Odin: Cool! When?
Friend: Hong Kong! biggrin
Odin: Yay!
*pause*
Friend and Odin: Waaaait... *facepalm*
True conversation.. :'D..with a lonely view of heaven but I'd rather be with you."
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 5:02 am
'Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol'
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 6:40 am
'Dude...no offense, but that's the most kickass weapon we have'
-Goblins, upon finding an amazing spear
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 8:24 am
"You know those newspapers you're not supposed to believe?"
"You mean tabloids?"
"Yeah!"
Two friends of mine rolleyes
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 8:27 am
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 8:37 am
Wow. That nicely done.
"It makes you feel all warm and fuzzy."
"...I thought that was what they served for lunch today"
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 11:40 am
A fail translation on an anime:
'Find the man. Catch him if he's alive. If not, kill him.'
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 11:43 am
Redundancy at its finest.
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 2:19 am
'Don't worry, you're fine. I think you're supposed to be able to see that bone.' - L4D, after patching up someone with a medic kit.
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 6:10 pm
'AAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!'
-me falling
's**t!'
-shortly afterward
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Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 8:28 am
A true law in Japan
'Women are require to wear bras in air-conditioned buildings because men get distracted by erect nipples.'
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Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 1:54 pm
'If I cannot request the magic item with a straight face, I can never have it'
'No thinking up fun, creative, new ways to use cursed items'
'Plan B does not automatically include twice as many explosives as Plan A'
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Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 6:58 pm
"Leonardo, I think you found your madman" - Ezio, Assassin's Creed 2
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Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 7:04 pm
Let it henceforth be known that Squirrels do not bounce well under any conditions
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Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 7:18 pm
^ From a Webcomic I have read recently. (I didn't like the way it ended though blaaah!)
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