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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:23 am
Elvis envy's me -strikes a pose-
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:40 am
"Everytime a eclipse happens I have a animal orgy."
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:32 am
((AW! Now that is cruel xDDD)) In order to preserve the memories of Bill Clinton....I smile and I spy on women. -muffled screams- : D
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:44 am
(I spy on men b***h.)
"I AM TARAZAN...GONE BAD."
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:55 am
"I tried to get a woman but she K.O.-d me from the ring"
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:02 am
(LIES A WOMAN IS NOT STRONGER THAN A MAN - speaking in my character's personality.)
"I tried to sing a song but deaf people booed me off the stage cause their ears hurted."
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:12 am
"I often think of myself as a pokemon master."
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:13 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:15 am
"There's another toad in my pants."
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:19 am
"Derp? DERP! DERP DERP DERP DERP DERPPPPPPPPP!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:41 am
"Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night" *dances*
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:48 am
"Wanna second base? The key to Hyrule is in my bra."
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:54 am
"I'm never eating magic mushroom cookies ever again."
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:55 am
"This is what happens when I do LSD with my friends."
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:23 am
"My Little Pony causes mental disfunction and explosive diarrhea, im the proof"
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