|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:06 am
Granted. Now it gives you neck pains, butt pains, and leg pains.
I wish I had some strawberry yogurt.
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:36 pm
Your strawberry yougurt is molded.
I wish I could put my thoughts coherently on paper.
btw, I don't even have a significant other to dump me in the first place. corruption failed.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:12 pm
Granted, but now you can never put your pencil down because you keep thinking up new stuff.
I wish I were allowed to have pets in my dorm.
(You could have met an SO sometime in the four weeks you skipped over.)
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:08 pm
Granted, but nobody has housetrained their pets, and they all mark their territory in front of your door.
I wish the sun would come out.
(No, i couldn't have. If you knew me at all, you would realize that)
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:51 pm
Granted. It's sizzling hot for the next week straight, your skin peels away, and you die from dehydration.
I wish there were unicorns.
(If you say so, I'm staying out of this one...)
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:54 am
The unicorns are actually vicious hunters that stab their prey (in this case you) with their horns
I wish that I wasn't so itchy! stupid dry skin!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:42 am
Granted. Now your skin is so healthy and gorgeous that every person you talk to has to touch and stroke your face in awe.
I wish I had a good-looking fursuit of my 'sona.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:41 am
granted, but fursuits are expensive. you're now in debt for around $1000
I wish I had some extra money
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:12 pm
 The feline says... Granted, but you now only have one extra cent. I wish I could get the 500gig 7200RPM hard drive i want for the empty tray in my laptop.  ....and means it.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:25 pm
Your computer gets smashed by a burgler and you don't have enough money to buy a new one.
I wish for cake! (both the band and the food)
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:25 pm
Granted, but all the band members now live in your home and everybody has to walk through a two-foot-deep swamp of mushed cake to get from room to room.
I wish I were a Pokémon.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:35 pm
granted, but you're a metapod.
I wish that I could fly
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:24 pm
Granted. Your wings must be more than three times your body size to keep you aloft, so your appetite quadruples and you can't sleep comfortably anymore.
I wish for a flux capacitor-equipped DeLorean.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:51 am
Granted; you are sent back in time and it breaks down, and there is no Doc to fix it.
I wish I has better control over my time during the day.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:07 pm
You're now master of time and space, like Hiro Nakamura, but you don't survive the brain tumor. If your mom had healing powers like his, then maybe you would have survived.
I want my jetpack and flying car. IT'S 2010, SCIENTISTS!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
