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 Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:28 am
Today, I was shopping for a Union Jack belt buckle with my sister. I asked the clerk at Spencers if they sold them. He asked if we meant the union flag, and both of us immediately fell into British accents as we tried to explain that Union Jack was the British flag. MLIA
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:57 am
Today, a pathological liar who makes plans with imaginary friends posted "i only accept sincerity and the truth.. nothing else will be considered.." as her facebook status. I very nearly fell out of my chair laughing. MLIA
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:58 am
Kittywitch Today, I was shopping for a Union Jack belt buckle with my sister. I asked the clerk at Spencers if they sold them. He asked if we meant the union flag, and both of us immediately fell into British accents as we tried to explain that Union Jack was the British flag. MLIA Isn't the Union flag just the American flag with fewer stars?
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:48 am
Ghostbuster1 Kittywitch Today, I was shopping for a Union Jack belt buckle with my sister. I asked the clerk at Spencers if they sold them. He asked if we meant the union flag, and both of us immediately fell into British accents as we tried to explain that Union Jack was the British flag. MLIA Isn't the Union flag just the American flag with fewer stars? You're right, that is the Union flag, I didn't catch that level of ignorance at the time. The fact it's for sale in New England is pretty ironic in my opinion.  It occurs to me now that he said "Union flag", and showed us a confederate flag. That just makes the whole thing funnier.
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:33 am
So I'm a moron that decided to car shop on ebay, just to see what was available since I have to wait for my hubbie to get paid before I can buy.
Big Mistake.
I found a 2009 Dodge Challenger with less than 5k miles on it, NO form of damage, still under warranty.
Guess how much it's going for?
$1,000.
Because the owner wants to get rid of it quickly since they rarely drive it and all the car does is sit in storage.
I don't have the money yet.
MILA crying
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:51 am
Today, instead of singing in the shower, I narrated every action as the Swedish Chef from the Muppet show. I may never sing in the shower again. MLIA
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:34 pm
A few weeks ago, me and my best friend convinced our awkward male stalkers that we were lesbians and getting married in April. They still believe us and have almost completely left both of us alone. MLIA.
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:25 pm
Today at Applebee's I commented the lime sauce on my chicken tasted like mango lotion. No one needs to know how I know this. MLIA.
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Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 3:34 pm
Today, I made snow ice cream... after calling into work. Bwahahaha.
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 7:21 am
On Thursday night, I actually did all of my math homework and understood it all. I thought it would be kind of ironic if school was cancelled. I woke up Friday, and guess what? It was cancelled. MLIA.
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 7:22 am
I just spent a few minutes looking for a dictionary, so I could remember how to spell "cancelled". Then I realized I was on a computer. MLIA.
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 8:58 am
Today, I went and looked for an old school book of mine. I found it and an old book from elementary school. Guess which one I read. MLIA
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 9:50 am
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 2:42 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 2:46 pm
Today, I made 78K off of an old item selling and some Booty Grab. I just finished funding two pwople's quests. ^^ (I like to do that, believe it or not.) MLIA
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