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Raistlin Elmore Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:25 pm
firewarrior_4 granted the gift you want turns out crappy dam that one is hard... i wish for a penny Granted I give you a penny for your thoughts & you end up without a thought in your head. I wish I could visit another planet.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:49 pm
Raistlin Elmore firewarrior_4 granted the gift you want turns out crappy dam that one is hard... i wish for a penny Granted I give you a penny for your thoughts & you end up without a thought in your head. I wish I could visit another planet. granted. you get stranded on this weird new planet with nearly no food sources. i had said i wish for A penny i wish for anouther cat 3nodding whee
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:21 pm
Granted. your new cat turns out to be a mutant killing machine, it tears out your throat in your sleep.
I wish that Chuck Norris would appear and teach me how to roundhouse kick people into next week! (this oughta be easy!)
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:42 pm
Granted. He accidently roundhouse kicks you in the head, and you end up in the hospital.
I wish nobody's wishes could be corrupted.
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:52 pm
Granted, somebody wishes for you to die, and nobody can corrupt it so that's what happens.
I wish for a glass of water
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:54 pm
Granted, but it gets poisened and you die.
I wish for more gaia gold!
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:44 am
Granted. I got all of the gold you wished for, and then most of what was in your account.
I wish I had more gaia cash.
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:24 pm
Granted. You get a million gaia cash, but since GC has to be purchased using actual money, you become a suspect in a robbery investigation. Nobody has the kind of cash neccessary to spend 1mil on online credit!
I wish my avi had the same haircut it already does!
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:10 pm
Granted. You were disappointed that it was the same.
I wish for fox ears for my avi.
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:34 pm
Granted. Along with fox ears, the rest of you turns into a fox, and you are hunted for your fur.
I wish I could fly...
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:43 pm
Granted, but you're seen as a flying centaur and the humans shoot you down and do tests on you.
I wish I got the lead role in my school play.
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:50 pm
Granted. Your jealous understudy stabs you before you get to go on stage.
I wish for a wish!
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:54 pm
Granted, but I took it and wished for this:
I wish You don't corrupt my wishes EVER AGAIN!
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:25 pm
Granted, but someone tricked you into wishing that you would burst into flames, and since nobody can corrupt you wishes, you burst into flames
I wish for a taco
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:57 pm
Granted. Its an imaginary taco. In fact, here's a lifetime supply of imaginary tacos. You get so excited about them, that's all you eat for the rest of your life, and wonder why you starved to death when you become our zombie drone.
I wish that didn't take so long for me to think of. Why is it easy to corrupt a "don't corrupt" wish, but so hard to corrupt a taco?
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