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 Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:47 am
However, the 2 girls from before and Chuck Norris showed up just in time to save the day. Chuck Norris round house kicked the 3 villains & Token and killed them while Marge and Luann sat in the corner playing with a pasta noodle. After the a** kicking, Confucious turned Hitler resurrected Bruce Lee to fight Chuck Norris for control of the cheese wheel. Bruce Lee immediately started kicking Chuck Norris' a** until he realized that his Wal-Mart gift card was expired, so he decided to make peace with Chuck Norris in order to help them save the world from the Scooby Doo Gang and the raping of the world's action figures. Barbies being raped by little boys, G.I. Joes being raped by little girls. OH! Will the torment never end?!!
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:48 pm
so the next day bruce lee, chuck norris, hitler, and dr.octagonapuss were at bowsers castle...
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:17 pm
And Bowser Jr. came up to them and started to throw fireballs at them.
It later bacame similar to a boss on a boss level on a videogame.
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:53 pm
bowser jr got tired of fighting so he went lookin 4 ice cream 2 cool him down
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:42 pm
then chuck norris snapped his neck (granted the oppertunity)
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:03 pm
all of a sudden chuck was shot by hitler
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:43 pm
And Hitler yelled, "HEIL HITLER, GOD DAMMEETTT" No one said "Heil Hitler" and Hitler got andry and started the countdown to the end of the WHOLE FOKKIN UNIVERSE...
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:52 pm
But the universe ended up just being a bowl of SOUP
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:23 pm
wen the purple burrito returned and drank it!
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:52 pm
And the world ended.
BUT! The burrito felt bad and made a NEW WORLD (sound familiar?) without bad people... Using his Death note, haw haw...
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Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:39 pm
But the Death note was a cheap copy from a dollar store, so there were still bad people so everyone was resurrected. Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris then killed Hitler and walked away with the 2 girls. However, Hitler was actually a T-1000 sent back in time to kill John Connor so he made an evil alliance with Josh and Bob Barker.
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:49 am
but a good alliance of bunnies n kitties appeared with supernatural abilities to stop da bad ppl dey got dere power from eating radioactive burritos
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:20 pm
9tails4poke but a good alliance of bunnies n kitties appeared with supernatural abilities to stop da bad ppl dey got dere power from eating radioactive burritos But they were dumb as a box of socks so they shot themselves with carrot guns. So then, Chuck and Bruce formed their own unstoppable, immortal, good alliance so that they can save the world from the bad alliance, Scooby Doo, and the raping of the world's action figures. However, as they and the two girls were passing by Baby Farks McGee Zax Land, they left the two girls so that they could go to the strip club full of naked bautiful girls who were actually succubuses from Hell. (BTW, what the hell is with people repeatedly using the word burrito? It's used so much that it isn't random anymore! Think of something else for once, geez.)
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:35 am
This was because Hell was actually going through an economic crisis. The prices of any type of food gradually fell, while the Burritos kept rising. Our heroes didn't know it yet, but their fate was bound to The Mighty Burrito From Hell That Roars When It's Eaten (also called TMBFHTRWIE among the connaisseurs or Big B by its friends).
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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:10 pm
Super Aelita ((I'll start.)) A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there was a glass of chocolate milk.
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