The Toolness
I hate blizzards... I had to shovel snow once in a blizzard. For that part of my life I was emo as hell. damn emos
I'm the groundskeeper of two apartment complexes. So I'm the guy who rakes/blows/vacuums leaves, shovels snow, lets you in at four in the morning because you're too ******** retarded to take your keys.
Well, my dad ((The manager)) goes on vacation, leaving me in charge of 174 apartments, all alone.
During his week-long absence, we got hammered by triple snowstorms each dropping between six inches to a foot, on successive days, with a good warm-up between each so I had two inches of ice under a foot and a half of snow. Our snow removal or plow crews couldn't get to us on top of it all. So, not only did I have to dig myself out, but also upwards of 250 people, in a parking lot that was designed to kill people if there's like... An inch of ******** snow, with bitchy, a*****e tenants trying to use this as a chance to make some free cash.
It was kinda like babysitting a bunch of preschoolers who know that if they get hurt and cry, they'll get a cookie.
I would have been emo, but then I'd have to burn myself. I consoled myself of horribly violent fantasies involving snow shovels and my father, after that little bout of s**t, being as he left me with that, AND his job. So I had to deal with b***h corp execs, too. It was AWESOME.
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